Ahh, it has been a long time since I wrote anything about Paris Hilton. Apparently though she is still the same shallow, vapid, good for nothing human being she has always been. She was at some charity event on Tuesday night and kept talking about Paris Paris Paris and oh, about breaking up with Doug. Now, before reading this quote from her, please recall she dated the guy for a year and broke up about ten days ago.
"I don't even remember that time in my life." Well, I wish I could remember a time in my life where you didn't exist, but due to the amount of booze I consume, my memory doesn't go back that far. Oh, how I wish it did. So, you would think that someone like Paris who will be the center of any relationship and also possibly give you the gift of herpes if you date her, would have no one lining up to date her. Well, you would be wrong.
"A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone."
So, she plans to spend the next six months staring in a mirror and posing.
Puke. New ban!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why she didn't fix her wonky eye yet?
ReplyDeleteThousands of calls. Ha.
ReplyDeleteWow, this is the first time on any site that someone came right out and said herpes. Usually, it's referred to in a round about way, but not speficially named.
ReplyDeleteRemember when she was in jail and was going to do all kinds of charity work? I was so skeptical then...
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll stop staring a minute to feed her pets. Poor things.
ReplyDeleteShe's funny.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at loud at the headline - because any of us would think otherwise?
ReplyDeleteI saw a hilarious post somewhere recently that flat-out was warning women about Doug Reinhardt, saying obviously he has herpes from Paris, so to stay clear. Ballsy.
Mina - supposedly the wonk has to do with the contact lenses she is wearing. I read that or saw it on TV when they were talking about her.
ReplyDeleteEvery time Parasite says she is taking a break from dating within a few days she will be with a new victim/loser.
I liked it better when you didn't mention her at all.....lets keep that up shall we? Oh, and add Lindsay to that rule, please and thank you.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @Rocketqueen - ballsy... thats the right word for it
ReplyDeletePuh-lease. Not only are her fifteen minutes up, but her clock stopped even running years ago. No one cares about this wonky, irrelevant skank, and rightfully so.
ReplyDeletepls let's re-ban her, enty.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe I'm about to jump to the Parasite's defense, but here goes:
ReplyDeleteFirst, does *anyone* and I do mean *anyone* believe even for a hot second that Paris can count beyond 22 even after she takes her shoes off? So, forgive her for saying that she's getting thousands of calls...she can't count.
Second, she can't remember dating Doug because her short term memory is shot to hell - you do all that cocaine, crack, etc and those few brain cells that were up there ain't no mo.
Third, anyone else thinking what I am? Jon Gosselin's available, after all... and he desperately needs the publicity, after all.
Perfect couple, Merlin!
ReplyDeletePatty, when her storage locker got auctioned off there was a prescription for Valtrex for her, so she can't exactly sue for libel.
Well, I wish I could remember a time in my life when you didn't exist, but due to the amount of booze I consume, my memory doesn't go back that far. Oh, how I wish it did.
ReplyDeleteSo true Enty, so true!
Who? I thought Paris was a city, man. I guess I've been living under a cock, I mean rock.
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