Thursday, April 29, 2010

NY Post Blind Items

Which Park Avenue mother, now in the process of divorcing her wealthy husband, inadvertently shared her passionate lovemaking? She accidentally touched her cellphone and called a business associate one night while she was putting her young boyfriend through his paces in a duet of grunting and moaning.


17 comments:

  1. The Discountess was my first guess, too. Blecch.

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  2. Oopsies!

    Would the countess have a business associate?

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  3. Sue Ellen beat me to it!

    The Discountess FTW!!

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  4. Crackerjacks & the Count are already divorced. No idea who it could be.

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  5. @Rickatoo

    I wasn't sure if it was final or not. Also, I think all of the housewives (minus Alex) live on the Upper East Side, not Park Ave.

    I'll stick with the Discountess though, in spite of all that.

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  6. whoever it was, i doubt it was an "accidental" dialing

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  7. please school me, who is the discountess?

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  8. Park Avenue is the Upper East Side

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  9. @mom - The Discountess is Luann De Lesseps from The Real Housewives of New York. She was married to a Count and demanded that she be called The Countess, even after she was separated.. In one episode Bethany called her "The Discountess" and the name stuck.. Mostly because it's very funny!

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  10. isn't the cuntess's divorce final? i don't think this is her. wish it was though.

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  11. What about Stephanie Seymour? Is she still in the process of divorcing Peter Brandt? Or is that all done with now?

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  12. the countess divorce was final a while ago... thi she was y first thought. i don't think it's her based on that first sentence.

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  13. I can't imagine the Countess making any noise other than a very equestrian whinny -- can't be her.

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  15. Countess Fakey, Sonja Morgan, and Kelly are all divorced. Only Sonja lives in town now Kelly and the Discountess live in the Hampton homes they got in the divorce settlements. Sonja Morgan's divorce was UGLY, her hubby accused her of running a brothel out of their house when he moved out, she's a swinger too. If you want to read some great divorce dirt Sonja's is one of the best/worst I have read in a long time.

    Stephanie Seymour is the best guess, she moved to the upper east side and this mess is still not resolved or finalized. I think it sounds like she fits, great guess Earthbaby, I think you nailed it!

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