Tuesday, April 06, 2010

More Awfulness From Kate Gosselin

I really didn't think Kate Gosselin could do any worse than she did last week on Dancing With The Stars. I was wrong. This is just painful to watch. But I watch and watch and watch. She kind of looks like Frankenstein in the way she moves.

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  1. OH DAMNNNNN, lol
    Well someone has to feed those slew of kids, but talk about no rhythm.

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  2. Omg, she looks like she is trying to pound the earth with every step! "Frankenstein" is the perfect descriptor, Enty.

    Can't stop laughing!

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  3. No Enty - this clip is from "MARCHING with the Stars!"

    No dancing being done here.

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  4. Awesomeness! May she stay to humiliate herself for another week!

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  5. Are you sure that's HER???

    Watch 0:26 - 0:30 and tell me that's not a man in drag.

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  6. Walk...pose. Walk...pose. Walk...pose.

    Honestly -- and I'm including Chloris Leachman here -- I think she is the worst contestant they have ever had. Hands down.

    My fiance said it is a testament to DWTS that it actually made him feel sorry for Kate Gosselin.

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  7. How do you get vomit out of your keyboard?

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  8. Why she didn`t go instead of Shannon is beyond me ! Poor Tony !

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  9. It looks like something Dawn French would do on a French&Saunders show to be funny of course. But Dawn can move better than Kate does!!!

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  10. Frankenstein!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

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  12. She is not a dancer but maybe it would behoove her to listen more to her partner's instructions that belitting him like she does with everyman in her life.

    While I understand she has to work in order to support her kids, I dont know who more of a famewhore: she or her douchy ex. It angers me to remember how much I adored "Jon & Kate Plus" TV show and to see them now. Those poor lil kids of theirs.

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  13. @Shmooey
    That was my first thought too. I thought it was a man in a dress. Don't want to offend men, but she really moves like a soldier

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  14. Her make-up and costume were horrible. I wonder if people with the show aren't paying her back for being such a bitch?

    It was very hard to watch. If she didn't think so highly of herself, she'd do everybody a favor and withdraw from the competition.

    Please let it be Buzz or Kate to go tonight!

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  15. While she wasn't awful, I think the coreography and kitchy theme totally sucked!

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  16. Oh my. Painful. A wooden indian emotes more.

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  17. I'm sorry....I meant to say...she wasn't great....it was pretty awful! But why am I rooting for her?

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  18. She's not even trying! *LOL*

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  19. Does anyone else think the make-up, hair & wardrobe folks have it in for Kate? If so, IMHO it's just what she deserves.

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  20. She'll stay for a long time unfortunately. I heard Sherri Shephard on the View say that even though she wants to support Niecy Nash she is asking everyone to vote for Kate Gosslin because she is "just a mom trying to support her kids". Ugh!

    Who in the hell is paying dumba-- Sherri to cheer this woman on?

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  21. Clomp, clomp, clomp...I've seen Clysdale horses do better in a parade. It doesn't help that she is very unpleasant - no one can look at her without seeing it!

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  22. The "I've got to support my kids" line is getting old. She made millions on the show, lives in a mansion, has three nannies, one cook, one housekeeper, a groundskeeping staff, and has put eight kids in private school. If she cut back to the lifestyle she had just two years ago, she'd be fine.

    In other news, Jon just filed for primary custody of the kids.

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  23. lol, I nearly spewed out my coffee in class watching this on mute. I feel bad for the instructor, he clearly was trying to do what he can by posing that deadweight and dragging her around.

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  24. Anonymous12:17 PM

    LOL - that is baddd dancing hahaha

    Maybe it's her lucky night and she will get the boot.

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  25. Absolutely horrendous. How she isn't embarrassed enough to just quit on her own is beyond me.

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  26. I've seen better moves and more grace from our cat playing with her fake mouse! No way, no how, was that "dancing" with a "star"; it's more like Clomping with the Bitchassfamewhore.

    *Sits next to Paisley.

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  27. Enty, I thought you were just being mean (and I got no problem wit' dat, lol) but holy fucking SHIT. Her arm movements were unbelievably stiff and robotic.

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  28. A dance instructor's nightmare!!!!
    It's a sad truth that not every single human has rhythm... Case in point: Frankenkate here.... Oy Vey!

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  29. Well, at the very least, tony will get some good karma out of all this. Something tremendously wonderful will happen in his future.

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  30. The only thing funnier than her ham-fisted prancing are all these comments. Holy shit, my side hurts from laughing!

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  31. I have always thought Kate was really a tranny. She has masculine features.She is built like a mack truck. I watched the show last night but left the room when Kate came on. I just can't watch her anymore. I hope she is voted off tonight and put everyone out of their misery. Poor Tony, I can only imagine what he has had to put up with besides her horrid "dancing" and attitude.

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  32. OK - Dawn French is the BOMB.

    And don't you people know that Kate needs to support her KIDS!!! You know, the ones she probably wouldn't have had if she had a brain cell in her head. But no, the selfish bitch decided she needed to have another set of multiples, even though her and her husband really couldn't afford it with both their salaries, even though we all know she wasn't going back to work with all those kiddies at home. Jon certainly wasn't going to be able to support them on his salary alone. I think she's on the show in part so she gets some away time from those nagging children. How dare they demand her attention! Kate has and always will be a selfish bitch. She can't even hide it anymore.

    Kate rant over.

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  33. Plenty of other people have kids to feed and they manage to do it without embarrassing themselves on tv or in the media.

    Get a haircut and get a real job.

    Ent, that picture of Hailey Glassman doing a face plant in a plant has more grace than what we saw from Frankenkate.

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  34. Um....I thought dancing was supposed to be fluid and have rhythm. That was just...me.

    I hope the crowd cheers when she's eliminated.

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  35. Awww, don't be so hard on her, guys! Can't you imagine how difficult it is for her to dance with that enormous stick up her butt?

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  36. Why is she still on the show?

    Wait she is on it b/c she always plays up I'm a single mother of eight children...woe on me.

    Bitch please...go jump on your ass and fly some place else. NOt hearing it.

    I bet she'll make it the the final 3...watch.

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  37. Is it me or doesn't she look constipated.

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  38. Who did Tony piss off to get Kate as a partner?

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  39. See what happens when you give "white trash" a little money. I bet she dresses up when heading to the local Walmart in Reading where she lives. Just the thought of Kate Gosselin in 6 inch heels and a thong is revolting. I don't know, she seems to me to be the type of person when she walks her dog both of them use the same tree.

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