Saw, Michael Lohan was sitting around in a hot tub with Kate Major's dad and after the two of them got finished sharing their favorite mesh shirt stories Michael said he was going to marry the guy's daughter. Of course Michael also wanted to marry the woman he keeps exchanging arrests with back in New York. Oh, and then there was the woman before that too. Then there was that time in jail and then Dina. Oh, oh and the woman he has the baby with who he had sex with while married to Dina. Have I left anyone out? Michael says he wants to get married because he wants more kids. Then he and Joe Jackson can take them all out on the road and make money off them during the day and spend it on strippers that look like their kids at night.
Anyway, while I was fascinated by the fact that someone would want to marry Michael, and apparently there is a line of them judging by the success he has, I noticed that he let it slip that he has known Kate Major for five years. Umm, I thought they met when she and Jon Gosselin were using each other. Now I am beginning to wonder if she and Michael didn't hatch this plan to have her sleep with Gosselin and then try and get him to agree to do a reality show or get some dirt on him they could sell.
Lindsay's comment to the announcement was that she wanted to vomit. From her dad getting married or seeing him in mesh or just because of the huge quantity of pills she took all day no one knows which of the reasons makes her want to vomit.
Kate Major has probably known Michael Lohan for a while considering she worked for the Star and he is, you know, a Lohan.
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ReplyDeleteJust gross. On every conceivable level.
ReplyDeleteProbably all of the above...
ReplyDeleteShe is as much of a fame-whore as he is. IMO they deserve each other.
ReplyDelete@Sue Ellen- I assumed that, pretty much. I mean they knew each other on some level, but I don't think they were together for 5 yrs
ReplyDeleteShe was an intern for the celebrity reporter at the RedEye newspaper in Chicago. I live in Chicago and RedEye used to write about their former intern and Jon a lot.
ReplyDeleteHer with Tom Cruise during her RedEye days:
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/redeye/2009/07/jon-plus-us.html
What penelope said.
ReplyDeletePS - that picture of her grinning and smiling widely for the cameras during Michael's last "press conference" about Lindsay made me feel stabby towards her.
ReplyDeleteCan I get an "ick, nast?"
ReplyDeletea very icky man.
ReplyDeleteKate also used to be buddy buddy with Lindsay when she was with the Star tabloid. She was the first person to interview Lindsay when she left her last rehab in 2007.
ReplyDeleteThese two are pathetic, I think they deserve eachother.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was putting Lindsay in rehab last week. Or this week? [yawn]
ReplyDeleteGreat now I have that gross image of him in his 'office' wearing a mesh shirt! He always makes me feel like he is stuck in this douche-y era both attitude and dress style wise, from like late 1980's and early 90's. That Joey Buttfuoco cell phone tucked in their acid washed jean belt Andrew Dice Clay obnoxious vibe, you know?
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Oh goody!! They deserve each other. If they stay married a year I'd be surprised...
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling that Michael is buried very deep in the closet? Very deep under a pile of mesh shirts and wife beaters perhaps? He seems to have that hypocritical politician's "I hate gays/non christians/vagina's but I'm servicing guys in public bathrooms" blend of anger, judgement and enormous self importance. He really screams GAY! to me (not that there is anything wrong with that). Might explain a lot of things....
ReplyDeleteThe recent black wife-beaters are even worse than the mesh shirt, because it shows the pallor and lack of elasticity of his skin. And yes, by all means, he should father a few more children, as he has done so well by the ones he has.
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