Larry King The Sex Freak
In Touch is out this week and inside it's pages is an interview with a guy who was the Little League coach for Larry King and Shawn Southwick's children. He said that within two weeks of meeting Shawn they were having sex and that it continued for years. Apparently her favorite thing to do was to have sex in Larry's bed while Larry King Live was on television. He says that Larry knew bout the affair but didn't care because Larry is a sex freak and was too busy having sex with Shawn's sister. Do you think Larry has false teeth, and if so, does he take them out when having sex?
As for the rest of the cover, if you had a chance to date Kate Gosselin, would you? Nope. I just don't see the positives. I also love how they put Kim's name right on her vay jay jay.
a) There's nothing wrong with being old and having sex.
ReplyDeleteb) There is EVERYTHING wrong with being a disgusting cheater.
c) Growing up over here (outside the US), I was under the impression that Larry King was this really important, authoritative figure in journalism - a proper legend - and that being in his show was an honour and it meant that the person had "made it".
Ever since actually starting to WATCH the show, I see that it's absolutely no bastion of journalistic quality, and that pretty much any level of fame or infamy is good enough to book you a seat or a video link to the show.
So, my question: why is this crap still on the air, and why is he getting paid so much money?
AMEN schmooey! To all of it!
ReplyDeleteShmooey, your question could apply to 90% of the programming on television, I don't know how that stuff gets on the air or why the people who take part in it are so wealthy. But thank you for your a), I do get tired of the attitude that nobody over 40 is having sex, should be having sex, or is capable of enjoying sex.
ReplyDelete@Shmooey
ReplyDeleteI blame Ted Turner.
Shmooey, he was one of the originals at CNN, helped build the empire. He was their big interview guy and they would fight for 'exclusives' at the beginning of the cable era. He used to be better, he just got very old and very complacent. He's like CNN's mascot now.
ReplyDeletePlus, you'd be surprised how bad ratings are for cable news at night.* He probably does pretty well, due to very low expectations.
Schmooey, I don't get why Larry gets huge stars and people at the center of something major. Who on earth would chose to be interviewed by him when he doesn't have a friggin' clue what's going on? I cringe watching him stumble through his notes or when he says something totally off-topic or incorrect. Half the time I don't think he even knows who he's interviewing.
ReplyDeleteThe only time he's worth watching is when Kathy Griffin is a guest. She calls him on his cluelessness and it's hilarious.
Right on, Schmooey. I agree with Libby - he may have been a coupe before but now he is a joke. He lobs softballs at everyone. I'm guessing all but the first wife married him for his money.
ReplyDeleteJust the thought of Larry King taking out his false teeth to do the nasty IS nasty.
ReplyDeleteThanks for explaining to me why and how he got to be so highly regarded.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, it's getting really silly, now.
I've been reading that he doesn't prepare for his interviews, that he mistook Roman Polanski for Charles Manson, and other mistakes...
Funnily, the last time I watched his show was about a month and a half ago, and it was a show about Tiger Woods, and he had a bunch of people saying what they thought of him, and what his wife should do... And all the time he was sitting there thinking "Yeah, I'm kind of doing the same. At least Tiger stayed away from Elin's blood relatives."
How is he going to address this?
Is he going to do a show and have people on to say what they think of him and what he's been doing and how his wife should react, or will he just ignore it and do a show discussing someone else's personal life? Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? The Gosselins?
please stop making me think of geriatric sex - that is all
ReplyDeleteNo way Larry has false teeth. Has to have implants. I mean, I would if I had his money.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Larry is going to interview himself about his scandal. Totally clueless is what he is. Last night he asked Tom Sizemore if he'd ever gone to jail....um...wasn't that big news in the US? I don't live there and even I knew Tom went to prison. The old guy's getting senile.
ReplyDeleteThey do false teeth IMPLANTS?
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen
ReplyDeleteyes they do, my grandfather had it done. It's expensive but a lot safer than having you teeth falling out when you eating a steak, besides you don't have to worry about mouth diseases as much as you do with false teeth.
--BTW, I don't believe Larry is a sex freak...ewwww
If dentures fit properly they don't fall out while you eat a steak, and if you use good oral hygiene, you don't get diseases.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope everyone disgusted by geriatric sex lives long enough to enjoy some of it.
@ Schmooey: Your growing up out of the US partly explains you not knowing who Kobe Bryant is.
ReplyDeleteI swear, the things I learn from you people... :)
ReplyDeleteschmooey ftw!
ReplyDeletemy thoughts exactly.
I had to laugh at the line under Kate Gosselin: "teased by her kids". That made me LOL.
ReplyDeleteLarry King - yeah, he used to be a big deal and was very good. Even had a radio show a long time ago. Don't understand why he would need to take his teeth out during sex.