Apparently Kneepads Magazine has decided that Jesse James has suffered enough. Instead of saying any more bad things about Jesse, they have decided to go ahead and help the healing process. The article today was so pro-Jesse that it makes me wonder if they are running around the office at People singing the Horst Wessel song.
Yesterday, they were about the only tabloid who published that Jesse got the Nazi hat from a Jewish friend. Today they quote a friend who says that Jesse is a "broken man." Doesn't say anything about how Sandra is f**ked over. But Jesse, he is a broken man.
Oh, and get this. They are not affairs. Nope. They are alleged infidelities and the press coverage has ruined Jesse's life. Holy s**t. Are we supposed to feel sorry for him now? Seriously? People has lost their mind. I don't know what kind of deal they think they are going to get, but they are throwing all their money on the Team Jesse bet right now and I don't think that is a good idea.
Oh, and remember how earlier this week the entire world caught Radar trying to make a pregnancy story out of nothing? Well, now they say that one of Jesse's mistresses was pregnant but she had an abortion. Uh huh. They are all pretty chatty so I think one of them would have spilled that by now.
Obviously Kneepads will get something in return, but if it's an interview with Jesse I certainly don't care. Definitely the wrong side to take on this one.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he gave someone at Kneepads a good tour of the office. They might have even tried his Hitler surf board.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Shmooey
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ReplyDeleteI think he let them have a go on that couch of his.
ReplyDeleteIf one of his mistresses became pregnant there is no way she would abort it. That's a guaranteed huge monthly check for 18 years. This is why I think the stories of JJ not using protection are a lie, or he's had a vasectomy.
ReplyDeleteI think you should do the story about the 4-some from D-Listed, complete with pics. I just don't see how Sandra could ever take him back, especially after that!
ReplyDeleteThe only reconciliation that these two will be doing is of the assets each of them have before and during their marriage.
ReplyDeleteNo feelings of sorry for him.
Run Sandy Run!
ReplyDeletehow on earth is that a smart business move for the people over at people? Why bet your money on JESSE?
ReplyDeleteThe only reason must be cause they KNOW they cant get Sandra, cause of something that has happened, and so they would rather get one side of the store than none.
So the real question is - how can they be so sure Sandra would never pick them for her first tell-all? What happened there?
I'm one of the ones who think Sandra didn't know what was going on, so I really hope she is 100% done with him.
ReplyDeletedisgusting waste. what an idiot. had one of the most beautiful women on the planet and he dicks her over for those skanks?
ReplyDeletewhat was he thinking?!
all i can come up with is that he just didn't think he was good enough for her so he self-destructed. and he was right, he definitely wasn't good enough for her.
sleezeball.
what pisses me off is you know all these white trash/white power idiots will throw themselves all over him now.
My issue of Entertainment Weekly had an awfly pro-Jesse article in it too. What's with these mags?
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