Did you see Jessica Simpson on Jay Leno last night? It's ok, I didn't either. I just don't like Jay anymore. Anyway, Jessica was on the show last night and talked about the first time she tried Nicorette and how she got addicted to it. So addicted that it sounds like she chews it almost constantly. For those of you who are not able to watch NBC videos, this is what she said.
"The first time I ever chewed a piece of Nicorette gum one of my close friends' mother gave it to me. I think she thought she was giving me a piece of regular gum. I was chewing it and it was like a party in my mouth. It was like fireworks and 'Oh my god, I'm talking a million miles per hour and I love this gum and what kind of gum is this? I have to have this gum.'"
That was pretty much the only interesting thing she talked about. So, if you can't see the video, don't worry about it.
Uh oh! Pulling out a little "my people can't talk to me like that" action!
ReplyDeleteStill dumb as a box of rocks, but still stunningly gorgeous and a genuine person, in my book.
I always give her props.
i'd rather talk about how NO ONE is watching jay! lol. Seriously, jay could have ME on the show and i still wouldn't watch it!
ReplyDeleteWhy does Jessica Simpson still get face time in front of cameras? Can't be because of her successful entertainment career so it must be her woeful dumba$$-ness.
ReplyDeleteJax, I'd watch it if you were on the show *L*
ReplyDeletei think their viewership would double cause of that, harriet... :)
ReplyDeleteI FEEL FOR HER, SHE IS SO DUMB...BUT ALSO SEEMS SO SWEET...
ReplyDeletelol harriet,thanks. i meant for me personally even being on the show- even i'd avoid it.
ReplyDeleteMan. Don't ever give that girl any cocaine if she's that enamoured with nicotine.
ReplyDeleteJay sucks.
I hate the whole 'this is me without makeup' crap when it's pretty clear that this is not her face without the slightest bit of makeup. I've seen pictures of her on the streets without wearing makeup and she didn't look like she does on the MarieClaire pictures. I think what she really meant is 'this is me without being photoshopped to hell and back'. I bet she's still wearing concealer and foundation to hide circles under the eyes and little blemishes etc.
ReplyDeleteWho do they think they're fooling?
I don't understand what they want to achieve with those 'Oh, look at me I'm so au natural' pictures in which they allegedly don't wear any makeup and still look perfect without a hint of wrinkles, fine lines, zits, blackheads, large pores, rosacea, scars etc.
For all I know it's putting even more pressure on women to look perfect when they have to look at so-called unretouched pictures of celebrities who are allegedly without makeup (sans fards as MK would say) than having to look at pictures where everyone can clearly see that those pictures are retouched and that nobody looks like that in real life.
So what's the bigger lie?
Dick, if you can't say anything nice please don't make nasty comments.
ReplyDeleteJust ignore him, Sylvia. He's a one-trick loser.
ReplyDeleteI like her and I like Jay... She just seems a lot more "real" than others.
ReplyDeleteIt's so strange -- Nicorette always made me physically ill. And I used to be a chain-smoker and I couldn't chew it, it seemed so loaded with nicotine and awful tasting and made me physically ill.
ReplyDeleteNicorette is gross. Jessica ...well, she needs to stop acting so stupid, people doesn't find it funny anymore. Especially when there's a hipster trend about being a geek.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think it's an act,
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson " Why I Don't Brush My Teeth Every Day"
Why?
"Because my teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday," she explains. "But I don't brush them every day."
"My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth," she continues. "I need a little coating....Instead, she'll "use a shirt or something" to scrub her chompers clean.
"I know it's gross but I always have fresh breath," she swears. "It's really weird but I have great breath."
Dweeb!!! Unbelievable!!
i agree mina about the no makeup thing. even if she really didn't have makeup on, i don't want to hear it- her bad day is a lot better than some people's best, so it's not helping anyone by saying 'this is how naturally gorgeous i am, gosh where's my makeup??!' hell, i don't look that good WITH makeup on, talk about depressing!
ReplyDeleteno kidding, rocketqueen! i thought the same thing when i read that!
@Mango: You missed a choice one. Unfortunately, this happens in the comments section of every blog I read, it seems; Youtube is rife with it. Checking out his name is information enough.
ReplyDeleteThe whole Nicorette thing reminds me of the Oscars. Every time they showed the audience they all seemed to be chomping on gum.
ReplyDeleteJay sucks.
Yes, I am loving Jay's low ratings. HA.
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch her on his show but she was on Ellen today and talking about the not brushing her teeth thing. I wanted to be like "GIRL, why are you saying that OUT LOUD??" Brushing only 3 x a week kind of made me want to throw up in my mouth a little....but God love her.
Is that even possible to get addicted to the gum? I thought that was a myth. I hope I didn't just make myself dumber than Jessica for even asking.
ReplyDeleteI hate you Jay. I hope no one ever watches your show again. Unless, of course, you reveal some of Enty's blinds. Then I may consider it.