Do I make fun of Mischa Barton? Absolutely. Does she deserve it for the some of the things she wears? Absolutely. Let's face it, she can be a mess. But, unlike the a-hole that calls himself Brandon Davis, at least she tries. Mischa is Mischa and she is fun to tease. I have not forgiven her for introducing her little sister to drugs, but her sister seems to be doing ok now and Mischa has been trying to stay sober so that is also good. Plus, she did date Cisco Adler for a few years so that is kind of like prison.What I would never, ever do is call her fat. Were her pants too tight the other day? Umm hell yeah. I don't think anyone disputes that. But, despite comments to the contrary I don't think she looked fat. She just made a horrendous fashion choice. But, then again, she usually does. Brandon Davis, who is without a doubt one of the lowest forms of life to ever walk this earth, somehow got his brain working long enough to send out the following Tweet.
Now, lets talk about this shall we? I posted a picture of Mischa from the night to which he was referring at the top. Does she look fat? No. I think the problem is that Brandon knows that despite the money his family has, that it really is not going to make his penis any larger so he takes out his shortcomings on women. At the same time though, I am sure he would have been her best friend that night if she had given him money or drugs or a place to sleep or told him that having a tiny penis and an odor problem is just the thing that all women look for in a guy.
BRANDON DAVIS aka GREASY (fat) BEAR called Mischa fat? I am utterly offended for Mischa.
ReplyDeleteThere were a few unkind things said about Mischa in that last post, but she is NOT fat. Who the fuck is Brandon Greasy Bear Davis to talk anyway? Ugh. He's a waste of SKIN.
Oh please...she doesn't look fat in that pic, in fact is an improvement. The thing about Mischa is that she used to be über skinny and now she doesn't know how to dress in a normal size, but she's learning. Davis is an a*hole.
ReplyDeleteI gotta tell ya, I don't feel too bad for her. It hurts when the shoe is on the other foot. Anyone else remember those invitations her and Nicole Ritchie sent out that said there would be a scale at the door and if you weighed over 100 pounds, you weren't allowed in? Karma says ouch.
ReplyDeleteShe gave her own sister DRUGS?! Wow.
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely no idea who or what this guy is, but anyone who does will now know without a doubt the jerk he is. So that's a positive outcome.
@Sue ellen mishkey...I didn't know that story, a scale in the doorway?
ReplyDeletehere is a link...
ReplyDeletehttp://theblemish.com/2007/05/nicole-richie-sent-out-invitations/
Brandon Davis called a woman fat?! Has he looked in a mirror lately?!
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone is bitter because he only gets press attention when he bad mouths a celeb.
this is the invitation for those who can't open the link @ work.
ReplyDeleteMy fellow Americans its that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems
Let’s glorify this day in our sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans
Even though we have no [fucking?] clue what Memorial Day really means!!
Mashas house
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!
When TMZ got her and she said "Don't hate on my banana pants!" I started to like her again a teeny bit. Although, we weren't really hating on the pants, but the fact that they are two sizes too small.
ReplyDeleteMischa is skinny/fat, so her body would be PERFECT if she just toned up a little. The fact that she doesn't, even though it could make a big difference in getting her some work, tells me she's depressed and/or has a drug problem.
ReplyDeleteDoes she have a history of bulimia? I've known girls who don't work out, they just throw up. ugh.
They have no clue what Memorial Day means? Why would you tell anyone you are that stupid?
ReplyDeleteShe's not fat. But she had some real saddlebags in those yellow pants.
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ReplyDeletethat invitation sounded like the first lines on every gossip girl episode-LOL- Now I understand what you mean Sue Ellen.
ReplyDeleteWow, this generation of fucktards takes cuntery to entirely new levels!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how they'll manage when they're middle aged and older and no one's interested in who/what they are (let's hope).
Great post.
ReplyDeleteI saw the Nicole Richie invitation as a joke. Nicole seems to have a sense of humour. But there is a saying that there is always truth in jokes.
The Hollywood standard seems to be anorexic or underweight, so..
Like I posted the other day, when she was wearing the yellow jeans, she's not fat she's just pear-shaped with saddlebag thighs. And I said that only because I have exactly the same shape, except I'm sure that were I standinging next to Mischa, I'd be a lot heavier. Brandon Davis is obviously a miserable human being who only finds self-worth through the tearing down of others. He's gross and disgusting and I doubt that any person with a brain or any taste whatsoever gives any validity to anything he says or tweets. The only people who have anything to do with him are just hangers on and users. He'll probably be dead before he's 35, and I hate to sound cruel, but most of us will think "Good Riddance".
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ReplyDeleteBrandon Davis was jk too. So, you know. I'm just saying.
I actually Mischa has been trying to stay clean. Comments like these could send her right back to blow. I've had personal experience with drug-controlled weight obsession, and I'm seriously upset at Brandon. FUCKWAD.
ReplyDeletei thought the invitations were hilarious. i also think they were heavy on the sarcasm and the scale thing was a joke. even if it weren't, i doubt they were serious considering NR had weight issues of her own at one point.
ReplyDeleteat any rate, greasy bear has always been a complete douchebag, so his tweet isn't a surprise. i am glad micha has been doing better lately. things were looking pretty bad for her for a while and i'll always root for someone who works their way back from it. fat? absolutely not. just getting healthier and adjusting to her new body.
You beat me to it, Syko. To not know (or care) what Memorial Day means just shows what stupid, illiterate little fucktards they really are.
ReplyDeletealso didn't know that about the invites...I agree...Karma IS a bitch. Now don't feel too bad for her.
ReplyDeleteI think the invitation was a joke, too. Maybe even a pointed barb at someone who wasn't invited. There seemed to be a lot of detail for an invitation. It's almost like they were clearly describing someone that everyone who got an invitation would know. It seems very much like an inside joke that seems tasteless and tacky to those, like us, who aren't in on the joke. I wonder if this party was during the period of time where she and Paris were on the outs? If the invitation is indeed sarcasm, it screams Paris, or maybe Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteGreasy is just jealous of all the publicity Gummy got on Millionaire Matchmaker so he's lashing out at women. Totally lost all respect for Patti after that show. She was actually trying to hook Gummy up like he wasn't a drugged up fool like Greasy. Sad. Just very sad.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that's him. If it is, he clearly just wants attn and now he's getting it. yay.
ReplyDeletethey're both fat now.
ReplyDeleteStop calling him 'Greasy Bear.' Start calling him, Brandon 'Tiny Penis' Davis or any variation.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Davis is still hanging out with Paris (blech) who seems to have fallen off the face of the Earth? I wonder if that's at the advice of a PR person? Lay low cuz people were starting to despise her so much.
ReplyDeleteOne thing's for sure: I wish all of these twitheads would learn how to spell!
ReplyDeletewhy is everyone so mean to her?
ReplyDelete@Gretchen - Davis is still hanging out with Lavigne and Lohan. You know....QUALITY people.
ReplyDeleteI saw Mischa on Law & Order SVU and I thought she did a good job with it. I have never seen her act or heard her speak. She sounded like a two-pack-a-day smoker, but maybe that is how she always sounds? Anyway, I thought she was good in the part.
ReplyDeleteBrandon Davis has always reminded me of fat Elvis, but without any of the talent or charisma.
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