Did You Miss Jesse James Over The Weekend?
While you were off hunting Easter eggs and having BBQ's this weekend did anyone stop to think about what Jesse James was doing? Me either. But, now that it is Monday and there is nothing else to do, lets see what Jesse did. Apparently he must be all cured of his sex addiction because he left the rehab clinic over the weekend. I don't know if he discovered that sex rehab didn't mean as much sex as you wanted for one price or that he realized Sandra Bullock wasn't going to take him back even if he did get "help." I wonder if the moving truck at their house had anything to do with his realization. At some point in the weekend he said f**k it and decided to go get a tattoo and have some sex or maybe there was a gathering of the Hitler Youth he didn't want to miss. Speaking of tattoos and sex, Michelle McGee is going to be refereeing a celebrity boxing match. That is where the big money is right there. She must get what, $50 to do something like that.
I heard he left rehab because Sandra wouldn't take his phone calls, but I don't know if that's the truth.
ReplyDeleteHa. My mom and I actually had a conversation about them over Easter. She asked me if I had heard about the marriage problems of SB and her husband (she had no idea who he was, ha). When I filled her in on the nazi part, her face almost fell into her coffee. She was SHOCKED and SUPER OFFENDED. She said "well, she can't go back to him now, even if she wanted to." I said, "nazi taint?" and she shook her head yes. haha God love that woman.
ReplyDeleteYou know he bailed when he realized she is NEVER taking his ass back. It was a ploy for sympathy that failed and now he's back to banging trannies on his crusty ass Cum Couch.
ReplyDeleteHitler Youth? Hitler Ageing Tattooed Sluts Fetishists, more like.
ReplyDeleteI am in no way shape or form condoning Jesse James wearing a Nazi hat I will say this. Last night a documentary called Motor Cycle Mania 3 was on, in which Jesse builds a bike for kid rock and they both ride down to Mexico. This docu. was made while he was still with Janine, so its maybe 5 or 6 years old. Anyway during the course of the docu. he talks about how he grew up on a street with all Mexican kids, and how he wanted to be Mexican too. He employs not only people of Spanish decent but his custodian is a developmentally disabled man, who is a friend of his. Tyson Beckford is also a friend of his and appears on the docu. And last but not least Jesse was the first major motorcycle maker to feature a black man riding one of his choppers in a motorcycle magazine. He goes on to say how he got death threats from the Aryan nation, etc. He sent them all free subscriptions to Hot Chocolate (a nudie mag featuring nothing but women of color). In summation, I really dont think that Jesse is a racist. I think he's an idiot who was probably drunk or high and made a big mistake by posing with a Nazi hat. Doesnt matter what I say though, this guys image and reputation is destroyed.
ReplyDeleteIt's over and it looks like the pre-nup is solid. His ploy at rehab didn't work and he's getting nothing from her.
ReplyDeleteLike I said before it looks like they are both worth the same amount of money (supposedly they are worth $100mil EACH) so he doesn't need to get anything from her financially.
ReplyDeleteI guess he's just one of those guys who wants his classy wife and slutty girlfriends too.
I just wanted to say again that I am so freaking glad SB is not taking him back! Yay for strong women!
ReplyDelete@Ashlea- thank you for actually explaining some background on Jesse James. I was really offended by that nazi picture and while I certainly think he is a scum bag for the cheating and sleeping with women who have white power tats now I feel less I dunno, icky about the whole thing. So thanks for giving it some perspective
ReplyDeleteJesse returns to rehab:
ReplyDeleteJesse initially left the facility because he was distraught over the fact that Sandra Bullock refused to take his phone calls. But we suppose he realized this is the best place for him right now, and he returned. Sources say he came back on Easter Sunday.
I don't care if it was a joke or not, or if he is friends with the whole of NATO. In fact, based on that, he should be more sensitive to something like that. Anyway, that's not something to joke about and I can't forgive that.
ReplyDeleteThere is at least a chance two celebrities have the opportunity to punch Michelle the tard in the cocksucker and not go to jail, GO FOR IT FOR THE REST OF US. I hope they punch her in her cheap nasty fake tits for good measure - nothing like a good dose of loose silicon floating around ones organs to fulfill that instant karma thing. Dirty ho.
ReplyDeleteThey should show the Jesse show again where Janine punches him in the snout. Now that's entertainment! I can only hope Elin takes a lesson from this.
ReplyDeleteand how many of you think that he left in order to get some booty and came back as soon as he was done visiting the nearest strip joint?
ReplyDeleteWasnt there a CDAN reader who lived in the town closes to the rehab, who would keep an eye out on the tattoo joints? Spill it! :)
Maybe he went home to spend Easter with his kids? Idiot yes. Bad father. I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteShe's dumped his ass. I am very proud of her!
ReplyDeleteat the risk of channeling kenny rogers, i must admit life has taught me that sometimes you just gotta know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em...know when to walk away, know when to run...
ReplyDeletei hope sandra's learned that too.
THANK GOD she isn't taking him back. Stay strong, Sandy, you deserve better!
ReplyDeleteNow Radar is reporting that Jesse went BACK to rehab. I guess the whole track Sandy down idea didn't work.
ReplyDeleteI still think she won't divorce him in the long run. My favorite report by Radar is that she doesn't want to divorce him becuase she doesn't want to give up the incredible sex. That is the most honest thing I have read so far. =D
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ReplyDeleteDid anyone else see this? If this sex tape DOES exist and it got out, her career would be over.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.showbizspy.com/article/202476/sandra-bullock-and-jesse-james-caught-up-in-sordid-sex-tape-scandal-according-to-report.html
That sex tape would ruin her career for sure. I don't think it exists.
ReplyDeleteThis is BS. Don't buy into it. It's a publicity stunt for a blogger.
ReplyDeleteThanks @Jasmine :D
ReplyDeleteYeah, that sex tape thing smacks of something some anonymous community-college student reading Urban Dictionary just wrote to try to ca$h in
ReplyDelete@Nosey Parker .. Oh Dear!! That information sent my mind to a totally bad place about Easter Sunday and rising. Bad Wil!!! Bad Bad Bad!!
ReplyDeleteAnywhoozle, Jesse is screwed. Sandra would never take his nasty ass back. He is now officially PR suicide and she would never endanger her career any more than she already has in being wrapped up in this drama. He is wasting his time in rehab if he is there to win her back.
However, if he is there to get well - the whole not using a condom part of these stories does tend to lend itself to an indication of sexual addiction - then I hope he is back there and getting himself to a place where he will not be endangering his life .. and others.
I think Hailey Glassman is part of that "celebrity" boxing match. It just gets better...
ReplyDeleteI used to watch him on Monster Garage and he was SUCH a cool guy on the show. SO cool and so sweet to everyone.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me so sad that this @sshole was hiding behind that public persona.
Is anyone who they say they are?
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ReplyDelete@ashlea- that does make me feel better about him. But he's still a db. Havn't been able to read gossip all week. Hope she still plans on divorcing him.
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