Charlie Sheen Isn't Going Anywhere

If this was a regular contract year and Charlie Sheen was being his regular annoying self this story wouldn't have made a peep. But, because Charlie is looking at jail time for threatening to kill his wife who just got out of rehab, then the story becomes a little juicier. All kinds of reports say Charlie is going to not return for any more Two And A Half Men. Full stop. There are two more years left on the CBS and Warner Brothers deal. That works out to about 52 episodes. Charlie is going to get at least $1M an episode for each of those. Is there any way you see someone as shallow and self centered as Charlie Sheen walk away from $52M? Do you know how many hooker and blow parties he can have with that? He isn't going anywhere. He is going to be staring at you every Monday night for the next two years in the same ridiculous outfit he has been wearing every week on that show, smirking at the world because he is a goon who is making stupid money the likes of which no one watching his show will ever see.