Charlie Sheen Isn't Going Anywhere
If this was a regular contract year and Charlie Sheen was being his regular annoying self this story wouldn't have made a peep. But, because Charlie is looking at jail time for threatening to kill his wife who just got out of rehab, then the story becomes a little juicier. All kinds of reports say Charlie is going to not return for any more Two And A Half Men. Full stop. There are two more years left on the CBS and Warner Brothers deal. That works out to about 52 episodes. Charlie is going to get at least $1M an episode for each of those. Is there any way you see someone as shallow and self centered as Charlie Sheen walk away from $52M? Do you know how many hooker and blow parties he can have with that? He isn't going anywhere. He is going to be staring at you every Monday night for the next two years in the same ridiculous outfit he has been wearing every week on that show, smirking at the world because he is a goon who is making stupid money the likes of which no one watching his show will ever see.
For a few hours we had hope.
ReplyDeleteOff topic, but in other douchebag actor news, Ewan McGregor is "in awe" at working with Roman Polansky in "The Ghost".
ReplyDeleteFrom The Times, "His worship of Polanski is clear, and he is far more enthusiastic about this movie than when I last interviewed him, for Black Hawk Down (2001)".
Gross.
I've always like Emilio better.
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ReplyDeleteI've always liked Emilio too. He seems like a nice person but then that's probably also why he isn't as popular and doesn't make as much money as Charlie.
ReplyDeleteI love those shirts!
ReplyDeleteThey're so slenderizing.
Yeah, whatever happened to Emilio? Does he even act anymore? I can't think of him without remember when he was married to Paula Abdul--they seemed so cute together.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen's success is emblematic of everything that is wrong with this world.
who watches this lame fucking show anymore? it's one misogynist joke after another and it's Just Not Funny.
ReplyDeleteSo Dog the Bounty Hunter loses his show for using the N-word and Charlie gets to keep the monkey dancing in light of attempted murder charge?
Ya makes total sense.
The show isn't even funny.
ReplyDeleteNever understood why anyone would watch episode after episode of Charlie playing himself...not to mention why he would get paid for it.
ReplyDeleteNever understood why anyone would watch episode after episode of Charlie playing himself...not to mention why he would get paid for it.
ReplyDeleteNever understood why anyone would watch episode after episode of Charlie playing himself...not to mention why he would get paid for it.
ReplyDeleteNever understood why anyone would watch episode after episode of Charlie playing himself...not to mention why he would get paid for it.
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