Can Larry King Even Have Sex?
When I saw the news about Larry King getting divorced I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I mean it is divorce #8, he looks like Mr. Burns, and his wife probably gets tired of Larry still thinking he is hosting his show. "Living room go ahead."
What did shock me was the news that Larry is getting divorced because he was having an affair with his sister-in-law. First of all, someone thinks Larry King is sexy? Affair sexy? Affairs are all about sex. Look at Larry King and tell me you want to have sex with him. I didn't even think he could have sex anymore. He has so many operations, insertions and heart attacks that I didn't think a crate of Viagra would be enough to get Larry King Live.
The image of Larry King sitting in his living room with a microphone and a little homemade set is hysterical.
ReplyDeletePLEASE IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH....
ReplyDeleteHe still looks good to the golddiggers.
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing baffles my brain and fascinates me at the same time.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't know he was cheating. He's just senile and probably thought his wife's look-a-like sister was her.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's on the verge of drooling. I can't imagine how much of a famewhore/golddigger you'd have to be to willingly get in bed with him.
ReplyDeleteI think his wifes sister saw the 160,000 car and the gifts from cartier sexy. Not Larry.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm a fame whore, I can think of 1000 guys I'd rather be a fame whore with. And if I'm a golddigger, sleeping with a guy one foot into the grave sounds good but has proven to be a bad strategy (Anna Nicole Smith, gotta love her).
ReplyDeleteUrgh, this is just gross.
As the sister in law, do you think she slept with him because her sister told her how good/bad he is in bed?
OMG, I made myself even sicker. I'm going to choose to believe it's because sleeping with your sister's husband has to be the ultimate win in sibling rivalry.
"livingroom go ahead" lol thanks for the chuckle. you're website sounds like it's possessed theres at least 2-3 ads talking at once
ReplyDeleteI have always said Larry King looks like Mr Burns. If he ever taps his finger tips together and says "excellent", I can die a happy girl.
ReplyDeleteI saw him recently in a restaurant and not to be rude (it's still rude even when you say that right?) he looked like the crypt keeper with cotton candy for hair. Has he been sick because in person he truly looks like he is battling something :(
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ReplyDeleteWhen you're 632 years old, you get sick a lot.
BACK BEFORE LARRY HIS WIFE WAS TED TURNERS SIDE PIECE WHEN HE WAS STILL MARRIED TO WIFE # 1....SHE KNOWS THE SCORE...AND WHEN TO GET OUT...
ReplyDeleteThis is wrong and sickening in all kinds of ways.
ReplyDeleteI truly feel sorry for the children, with parents like these.
I saw an episode of L.K. Live that featured his children and one of their little friends too (it was one of those shows featuring lots of animals), and the kids were really cute and sweet.
shaz, I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteSince I found it hard to believe she would have any sincere motive for being in a relationship with Larry King in the first place, that would make sense.
And her sister simply followed her lead I guess.
Classy set of broads....TMZ had been featuring a few videos about how irritated he seemed to be with her fame whoring and wanting to be noticed by the paps.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, they were together for a very long time. 10 years at least right?
wasn't there a blind awhile ago about some news guy having an affair with his wife's sister?
ReplyDeleteOh my god, The Horror!! that mental image of Larry King being sexy and being such a player. just when it's time to get lunch...ugh
ReplyDeleteYou would think that after divorce #7 a guy would realize that marriage probably is not for him.
ReplyDeleteThis is my all time favorite picture of Larry King:
ReplyDeletehttp://deadspin.com/313941/larry-king-is-busting-out-all-over
@Harriet - I know, right? Although it took about that many for Liz Taylor to finally call it quits.
ReplyDeleteAnd..HILARIOUS! He totally looks like Mr. Burns! I'd never noticed before. That being said, his wife's face is giving me the creeps here - botox much??
Does anyone remember the blind from about 6-9 months ago about a talk show host having sex with his wife's sister? Larry King was the most popular guess. I thought I saw it on this blog, but Enty seems surprised about the news. Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteYa, the audio on this site is sure screwing with my radio streaming...
ReplyDeleteMrs. Larry jumped on the money train, had two kids, and now it's time to move on.
I'd rather buy my own damn shit than have some old fart drooling on me thankyouverymuch. Everytime I see Larry and Hef I always think "I bet those guys smell funny."
What's happening to women? Jeesh.
Just image Larry being on just a pair of boxer shorts and saying to any golddigger "come on baby give it to me" HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteIt does surprise me because Shawn is a devout Mormon. I'm not a fan of the Mormon church, but Mormons are nice people. I assume her sis is Mormon, too. Wow!
ReplyDeleteShe's almost as big a fame-whore as Shauna Sands. But no, I can't imagine him having sex with anyone.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember the blind from about 6-9 months ago about a talk show host having sex with his wife's sister? Larry King was the most popular guess. I thought I saw it on this blog, but Enty seems surprised about the news. Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteIt was a NY Post Blind that Enty Posted. I posted it on Enty's facebook last night because I knew I had heard it before. Here it is :)
Dec 17, 2009
Which television anchor is frantically denying he had an affair with his wife's sister?
seems like such a waste to get divorced at 76. Do these old codgers think they are going to live to 100.
ReplyDeletePoor Mrs. King she almost made it to the finish line if he had croaked. Now she will only get prenup money and not the whole estate.
Guess what, Apple? There was no prenup--at least according to TMZ: http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/14/larry-king-shawn-king-prenup-prenuptial-agreement-cnn-community-property-divorce/
ReplyDeleteIt's going to get ugly.
LOL @shiny that is too funny. What a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteI guess her blonde cooch was more powerful then a pre-nup.
California is 50/50 state. I retract my statement. She is smart to get out now and get back on the little leauge coach's peen.
if he is worth 144 millon she will clear 20-30 mil easily.
So wanting to have sex with Larry King is genetic? I guess that is why the rest of us are repulsed.
ReplyDeleteOh Jeebus....I so picked the wrong time to sit and read this with my lunch, which was a hot dog with sauerkraut and mustard. I am now washing my eyes and mouth out with Drano! I am now never going to eat OR have sex again after the vision of Larry King, superimposed onto my lunch and burned into my brain. I am now....ANORSEXIC!!!!
ReplyDelete@Catherine... I'm apologizing in advance, then.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Can he lick his eyebrows?
No amount of money could get me to sleep with Larry King. Nada. just thinking about it makes me feel icky.
ReplyDeleteHmm...maybe the sisters planned this as an escape with a big out for the Mrs.
ReplyDeleteHas he been married more than Liz??
ReplyDeleteI can tell you how he gets it up - penile prosthesis. I work in a urology clinic and these sick old guys opt for a long elective surgery just so they can keep doing it.
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