This super washed up starlet is partying and hanging out with a guy from out of state. Even though she’s engaged she’s found herself in love with the out-of-stater. One big problem, besides her engagement to someone else; he’s 100% gay. Our starlet is convinced she can ‘change’ him. She finds the relationship convenient because her betrothed isn’t threatened and let’s her party with him as much as she wants and then he goes back home. She stalks his facebook and texts him like crazy. He only likes her because she can get him into most clubs.
Not Hilary Duff. Much more D list.
Tara Reid?
ReplyDeleteI fell in love with a gay guy in Mexico and spent the week trying to convince him he should try being bi. He was a top and I'm into anal so I figured hey, and ass is an ass.
ReplyDeleteBut Lyla nailed it - Tara Reid.
Tara Reid
ReplyDeleteTrying to convert a gay is a bad idea. They lose very few members for a reason.
ReplyDeleteI'll take a ticket on the Tara Reid party boat.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Tara recently get married? Not that anyone cared...
ReplyDeleteick nast! I do NOT want a ride on the tara reid party boat!
ReplyDeleteick nast! I love it, linnea!
ReplyDeleteI've got to throw Rachel Bilson under that bus, it's been a while, lol.
ReplyDeleteI have many crushes on gay men over the years. Never wished I could convert one. Often found myself wishing I were a gay guy though...*L*
ReplyDeleteLyla got it!
ReplyDeleteHas to be trainwreck Tara.
LOL @Sue Ellen - That was a freaken funny episode :)
And, agreed, there is no changing a true gay!
If my gay gets drunk enough, he'll hit anything.
ReplyDeleteExcellent work, Lyla!
ReplyDeleteLOL@gay comments.
ReplyDeleteGay guys will make out with you at gay clubs though. I used to make-out with my gay male friends. Even with othre gay friends of my gay friends.
ReplyDeleteOf course it never went further than that. But it was fun for the moment =)
Ahhh, memories =)
If it IS Rachel Bilson, then Hayden's not threatened because he's probably hitting the new gay best friend on the side. It's really win-win for him.
ReplyDeleteBlohan.
ReplyDeleteJust because no self respecting heterosexual would go near it without a Level 5 HAZMAT suit.
Hell, no self respecting *human* would for that matter, so I rescind my guess.
LOL @ an ass is an ass
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