In case you just couldn't quite muster any dislike or were looking for something to really make you hate Tiger Woods, I think I have found just the thing. No, it isn't another mistress and he hasn't made another horrible commercial. Nope. This is much, much worse. Escaping his house for the first time in a week, what did Tiger do? He went to a Nickelback concert. That's right. He hasn't left his house for anything or than golf and rub and tugs and yet he found the time to go to see the worst Canadian band of all time. Not only did he go see them, he also went backstage and hung out with the band after the show.
This is how he reminds us of how he really is.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Enty. I read this last night on TMZ and had the exact thoughts as you.
ReplyDeleteI mean, at least go see U2 or Elmo Live or really ANYBODY other than Nickelback.
sigh i like nickelbacks music....chad kroger is a tool though
ReplyDeleteWelp, douches attract douches. I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteNickelback = Asshole Rock.
ReplyDeleteim sure they appreciate the endorsement
ReplyDeletehe looks like Johnny Fairplay, which makes it that much worse.
ReplyDeleteNickelback is constipation rock. Dude sings like he needs to take a massive crap. I can't turn the channel fast enough when I see Nickelback on my satellite radio.
ReplyDelete@ali -- Johnny Fairplay!!!! LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm hating on Tiger today anyway since he's committed to play at The Players Championship, which takes place in MY TOWN and is a fuster-cluck anyway and doubtless even more so this year with all his new media attention.
ReplyDeleteAny time Nickleback is mentioned I have to remind the world that I threw a drink on Chad Kroger. It makes my heart happy.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
yeah...Nickelback sucks!! I can't believe how many people like them, even as a guilty pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI guess Nickelback has the best groupies.
ReplyDeleteNext, he'll be hanging out with Scott Stapp or Fred Durst. The douchebaggery never ends.
ReplyDeletePlease do not EVER post a picture Chad Kroger again.
ReplyDeletelol @ Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors' douchbag brigade.
Yay *girl! You are my hero for that.
ReplyDeleteAnd L.O.L @ ali - you are SO right.
Sigh. Why must my eyeballs be assaulted by the sight of Kroger so early. This isn't right.
Yay *girl! You are my hero for that.
ReplyDeleteAnd L.O.L @ ali - you are SO right.
Sigh. Why must my eyeballs be assaulted by the sight of Kroger so early. This isn't right.
I have NO idea what Nickelback sounds like or who this guy is. I must be living under a rock.
ReplyDeleteon behalf of Canada, my sincerest apologies for this ass bag and his douchtastic music.
ReplyDeleteoh and i have his address if anyone wants to go egg it with me and Rocket Queen next halloween.(on behalf of llamas everywhere)
ooooooohh mememememe! take me!
ReplyDeleteUm, I like Nikelback. Not enought to go to a concert but I don't change the station when they come on. Don't know about the individual performers, but like their songs.
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ReplyDeleteJax: I live in Van too, can I come?
ReplyDelete@Maharesred - the more the merrier!
ReplyDelete@Gretchen - consider yourself lucky.
Ugh, I can't stand Nickelback. So fitting that a douche like Tiger went to one of their concerts.
ReplyDelete@ *girl - can you please tell us the rest of the story! Love it.
Wow, I love Nickelback. Sounds like I need to hear the backstory on Kroger and what makes him a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteGo figure.
ReplyDeleteJax, I will make the trip to Van for this event!
Hey, I thought we got warnings on posts when things may be graphic or a threat to the status of my lunch. I need warnings! :-)
ReplyDeleteI can think of several Canadian entertainers far more irritating than Nickelback. Billy Talent is at the top of my list, along with Simple Plan and anyone else that Much Music has over promoted since it's incarnation.
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ReplyDeleteYay Harriet!
ReplyDeletelol@Schmooey's lyrics.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. LOVE it.
ReplyDeleteteehee, schmooey! you beat me to that line.
ReplyDelete(i hate to admit it, but i actually like that song).
can a pickle get more fans than nickleback? yes it did!! i love that facebook club hahahahah!
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