Monday, March 29, 2010

What A Waste


Let me ask you a question. When is the last time you saw Mariah Carey driving a car? Have you ever seen Mariah Carey behind the wheel of a car? Does Mariah Carey have a drivers license? I'm guessing she never drives. Ever. So, why on earth did Nick Cannon buy her a custom made pink Porsche for her birthday? Why? I bet that thing cost over $100K and it will just sit there and not be used. Mariah isn't going to drive it. Is Nick going to drive a pink car? Does Mariah make him pick up extra money working as a Mary Kay representative? From her Twitter.

Again,thank you so much to all who gave so much time&love for 327! NC shocked me with a custom PINK porshe!!! And a huge trampoline!SO PIP! 2:15 AM Mar 28th via web

Oh, and what other gift did Nick buy Mariah? A trampoline. Yeah. Can you imagine Mariah on a trampoline? This is why I imagine. Mariah goes out to. Tentatively gets a boost up on it and takes a couple of hops until she either falls down or perspires and that is the end of the trampoline use. Oh, unless she has friends over and they get drunk. Then, maybe. Except by then it will have been removed and when she goes looking for it then it won;t be there and she will be embarrassed in front of her friends so someone will get fired or Nick will lose the rest of his manhood.

SO PIP!! Apparently Mariah is a fan of Great Expectations.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:40 AM

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