Ted C Blind Item
Last time we checked in on Parrish Maguire, the good-lookin' babe was getting set up on fake dates with available female celebs, and the dude didn't mind in the least!
Parish, as we've said before, is quite unlike the most famous closeted Hollywood man of them all, Toothy Tile, who hates that he has to trot women around in order to sell tickets.
That's no problem for adorable Parrish, who'd probably sell his soul to the Hollywood devil for even a bit more fame—only problem being, not sure the designing star has a soul. Hard to tell.
Especially with PM pulling stuff like this:
Attending a number of private Hollywood parties, with boyfriend in tow (the one he's had since before Parrish shot to matinee celebu-fame), and hitting on other guys! No wonder that bf of Parrish's looks like a Ken-doll caught in headlights. If that's the crap Maguire's pulling on his man in public, can you imagine the emotional abuse the boyfriend's having to put up with in behind closed doors?
But, let's get one thing clear here: There is nothing overt about what Parrish is doing with these men at varies soirees, a gay Tiger Woods, he's not. Nope, what gets Parrish's flirt on is literally rubbing up against good-looking guys with his (rather nice) legs, arms and—often-times—just his hungry eyes. It's all really kind of Crescent Kumquat kind of stuff, remember the guy who just liked to spoon with guys in bed, rather than actually screw them? Yeah, that's the one.
Isn't it interesting PM, who's privately never made it a secret he's gay, is now taking the next step of getting his homo on in quasi-public places?
And the Crescent analogy isn't exactly such a bad one, as—of course—now Crescent's doing much more than spooning with those guys he formerly just got sleepy-cozy with.
Does this mean Parrish is actually getting closer to coming out?
We say no.
And this is why the Tiger analogy is actually a better one. Parrish's recent party-lusty behavior is just another example of a guy who's used to getting away with stuff and thinks that'll go on forever.
Not so sure about that.
It Ain't: Nick Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber
Kellen Lutz.
ReplyDeleteEnty, there's a bacon-eating contest here in Boston tomorrow. I'll be competing in your honor.
Ted C is like the Tila Tequila of the "blind" world. He's probably told so many lies that he's not sure where one ends and the other begins. I think all his "blinds" are the same person...himself!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Kellan Lutz. Why does Ted always has to talk about closeted gay stars?! something new already
ReplyDeleteEfron. FTW
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ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas?
ReplyDeleteWho is Toothy Tile supposed to be? Also, don't Ted's fake names he uses mirror the actual celebrities syllables?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ryan!
ReplyDeleteThe one and only Efron.
Here is why: His nickname "Parrish Maguire". To me it screams Zefron because the (awesome)actor Hunter Parrish was originally cast in HSM, but he turned it down and Zac got the role. I dunno. Maybe I'm talking out my ass, but that is the connection I'm going with!
Zac Efron FTW
Happy Weekend Everyone!!
PS. Enty, Michael K with Dlisted has an awesome post: Bacon Jesus.. You must see it!!
What's the next step after spooning? I fear it might be ... forking.
ReplyDeleteEfron doesn't get set up with multiple female celebs, he's always with the same one, so I don't think it's him.
ReplyDeleteI still think this is bradley cooper
ReplyDeleteDamn you Mikey!!
ReplyDeleteI thought I had this one.. Oh well, back to the drawing board!!
I agree with rtsew.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Lautner
On the New Year's reveals, enty said he doesn't think Zac is gay. So he's out.
ReplyDeleteAlex Skarsgard
ReplyDeleteNo! Not my Alex!
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Zac - in the blind it says he was set up with numerous actresses, Zac's only been linked to Vanessa. I'm thinking Bradley Cooper. Taylor Lautner's a good guess too.
ReplyDeleteGrr. But it could be Alexander I guess...The it ain't Pattinson would be a vampire reference..
ReplyDeleteI think the word designing is a clue. So who is young, semi newly-famous, and has a clothing line or whatever? Have to think about this.
ReplyDeleteThe ones that have been eliminated on the previous blind are:
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Kwanten
Liam Hemsworth
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Pine
Channing Tatum
Sebastian Stan (who?)
Kellan Lutz has been seen with a few random Hollywood girls...I think this could definitely be him.
ReplyDeleteUnless its Gerard Butler...
What??
Gotta be someone youngish - and Butler is not (not to mention he's uber hetero). What about the Renner dude? Just saw a post about him today that the Enquirer is outing him.
ReplyDeleteHere's the link to the Renner blurb: http://www.celebitchy.com/94207/enquirer_is_jeremy_renner_gay/
ReplyDeleteNot Jeremy Renner.
ReplyDeletePal of mine on location with him in Jordan for Hurt Locker and on the publicity tour says the kid lives to get laid - by women. Witnessed him in mid-pick up once myself. He's a hound dog.
Or else he puts way too much energy into acting straighter than straight....
Kellan is an interesting guess...but I feel like the "And It Ain'ts" are pointing towards taylor Lautner...he's the only one of=n a fan-demographic par with one guys.
ReplyDeleteStill don't think this would be Joe Jonas (my personal favorite), though that's not because I think Joe couldn't be gay.
hunter - thanks for the clarification. Wonder why the Enquirer is going down that road...
ReplyDeleteKate--there's a bacon-eating contest in Boston?!? WHERE?!?!? I know there was one at Atwood's near Inman Square last year--is it happening there again? Details, damn it!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Justin Bieber just turn 16? Please!
ReplyDeleteJoe Jonas is now with his 3rd or 4th "high profile" girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteP.S. - how do I become something cooler than "Nickname Unavailable"???
Oh god, it was bad enough that Ted had the Twilight obsession, now he's including Justin Babyer? Just shoot me now. Can you say "catering to the tweens?" I knew you could!
ReplyDeletefound this link on Taylor Lautner - http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/taylor-lautner.htm
ReplyDeleteI have no life, apparently...
I have no live either, apparently. I would think it's Lautner over Jonas.
ReplyDeleteGiven, I am obsessed with Joe, and think he has some *tendencies*. But I don't think this latest relationship - while very PR feeling - is oriented this way. They have been close friends rumored/pushed as a couple among their fans for a long long time; share management and have several joint projects to promote. And she has a lot to cover up, herself. Plus Joe & Demi were together at those Oscar parties...no secret boyfriend in obvious attendance, just brothers/in-laws. ... Not Joe. ?
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