Shocker! Katie Holmes Not Pregnant!
You know all those rumors about Katie Holmes being pregnant? You know the extra Scientology sessions and the visit to a restaurant which was conveniently next to the office of a doctor and how Katie has been wearing what looks like maternity clothing, well forget it all. According to her rep, "Katie is not pregnant." Would any of us think she was? I think it is fair to say that Tom Cruise would like nothing more than having another child. He could use the publicity. Oh, and he would probably like to have an heir to the Scientology throne in case Suri backs out and runs for her life at some point.
All this does is show me that there is something very funny about the parents of Suri. Tom and his people want the world to think he is Mr. Macho and can pump out babies as fast he wants. To that end they keep throwing those rumors out there about her being pregnant. He couldn't have kids with Mimi Rogers. He didn't have biological kids with Nicole Kidman. Katie had a child, but we don't know if it is his. Does she look like Tom? Tell me one feature on her that looks like Tom. The thing I look forward to more than just about anything is the day Suri turns 18 and someone convinces her to do a DNA test.
Poor Katie Holmes. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
ReplyDeleteit's totally Josh Hartnett's.
ReplyDeletehttp://jaxsaid.blogspot.com/2009/10/someone-is-starting-to-look-lot-like.html
This is not the answer to yesterday's blind. Right?
ReplyDeleteWhat Jax said. I don't, for one second, believe Suri (worst name ever) is Cruise's biologically.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I loathe the GMD and his cult, I still think Suri is his. She looks more like William Mapother, and it's not uncommon to have kids who resemble your relatives.
ReplyDeleteWho knows? Perhaps Katie had a donation from the other Mapother.
She looks exactly like William Mapother - Tom's cousin. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteI think Suri is totally Tom's and Katie's. I just seriously doubt she conceived in the old-fashioned way.
ReplyDeleteThat scary, scary guy from Lost? Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteI believe 100% that Suri is William Mapother's child by sperm donation.
ReplyDeleteShe looks more like him every day. He's Tom Cruise's only male relative, unmarried and without kids of his own. There's no way a controlling guy like Cruise would lay claim to a child that another man could claim, or risk Katie revealing another father if the marriage went south. He had to know she'd pass as a Mapother and he's have a DNA connection. William Mapother has been under Cruise's control for twenty years, working for him and getting roles because of him and keeping his secrets. He'd never spill the truth on Tom.
@RocketQueen (best name ever, btw, fellow Guns' fan here) - I'm with you there. I think that Suri probably is theirs, but she was conceived through in vitro or something. If she isn't theirs, then I think something was donated from Ol' Will....
ReplyDeleteAnother shocker would be if Katie Holmes turned out a half-decent performance other than the brilliant one she is giving as a woman being kept hostage against her will and under some pretty nifty medication that has her subdued and oddly serene, like a quintessential uber-wife from Stepford.
ReplyDeleteOh, silly jax and your shameless self-promotion. Hearted.
ReplyDeleteI've never thought Suri was Tom's, and have always thought she's some months older than they claim. Like Enty said, he couldn't have kids with Mimi, adopted with Nicole - I think with his ego, he would not settle for anything other than a biological child if there was any way he could have one.
ReplyDeleteOh, Enty! I hope for her trust fund's sake that no one convinces Suri to get a DNA test. Despite the millions he has pissed away on that brilliant mind-control cult, he is still pretty rich. If she uncovers the truth about her parentage, he will cut her off. Remember how bitter he was toward Nicole?
ReplyDeleteAnd I too think maybe this story has a link to yesterday's blind. Katie is awfully thin.
Thanks Tara :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree, if not Tom's, then William. Tom wants that biological link badly, I suspect, otherwise why bother with this massive web of lies?
I've seen pictures where I think she looks like him. If she isn't biologically his, who cares? She is still his daughter.
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ReplyDeleteI remember that when Gay cruise was divorcing Mimi she had said he didn't like having sex that he was like a monk. So he left her for for Nicole. Now when he was married to Nicole I also remember that they were trying to have a kid and the reason they couldn't was because of his blanks. Now all of a sudden he was able to get Katie preggers????
ReplyDeleteNicole was pregnant and lost a baby right after they broke up. Wonder if it was Ewan McGregors and that's why Tom dumped her.
ReplyDeleteMy two cents:
ReplyDeleteSuri is 1/2 William Mapother.
Look at Conor closely. He looks a little like Tom Cruise. Nose and eyes.
Look at Isabella. She looks A LOT like Nicole Kidman's sister. So does Sunday Kidman Urban.
Connor and Isabella are adopted. No blood connection has ever been claimed.
ReplyDeleteI think that Suri looks like W.Mapother. I think TommyBoy wanted a blood connection and after her conception William's career got a boost.
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ReplyDeleteConnor is black, he has eyes and so does Tom but they are not related by blood. They are still family and loved. I hope.
ReplyDeleteshameless self promotion?? i wrote that post last October.lol.
ReplyDeletethe only light i want to shine is on Tom's fuckery.
AT this point...who cares if his the father and how is it any of our business on not.
ReplyDeleteHe has been there for the girl since she was born...cared for her and obviously loves her....he is the father...biologically or not.
Does she look like her Tom...that is such a bullshit question.
I don't look anything like my father and I look like a younger version of my mom...just because I don't look like my father doesn't mean I am not his daughter...and this goes to other people who don't look like a parent. Its genetics. She has dark hair and blue eyes ( similar to Tom). I get so annoyed when men claim that they are not the father of a child just b/c the child doesn't look like them...horrible excuse.
You don't even know how cruel this is to question the paternity of a child because you don't like the father and the child ( according to you) doesn't look like the father.
This is just malicious...and honestly the paternity is none of your business, my business, or anybody else.
End of rant.
Continue with the discussion people.
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ReplyDeleteSunday Rose looks like her mother pre-plastic surgery, as Nicole and her sister looked very similar. If you get out Malice, when Nicole only had a couple of nose jobs, then you will see how she actually looked, with the added bonus of Alec Baldwin being hot.
@Vanessa, I think that sometimes people here forget that CDAN is a gossip site, and the people who read it and comment on it do so because we like gossip. Which is often, by definition, pretty malicious or least snarky.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. I really doubt Suri is Tom's biological child. They may be related via William or she may be from Katie's previous relationship. Too much stuff just doesn't add up.
ReplyDeletei don't think suri's his.
ReplyDeleteand vanessa, chill out. jesus.
@Vanessa - You are completely and utterly correct now I feel petty as hell. It doesn't matter as long as she is loved. I only hope that she is as well cared for as it seems that she is to those of us on the outside.
ReplyDeletemy 2 cents--Suri is older than they claim, Josh H is the father, and I am not sure how much Tom actually loves Suri, or the publicity she brings him.
ReplyDeleteIsabella is adopted, but I have a feeling that Nicole is related or at least knows her bio mother. There was an article around the time of the divorce and Nicole said something weird like someday the truth will come out about the adoption.
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ReplyDeletemikey--I am totally up for it.
ReplyDeleteam i the only one that read the unauthorized biography? and i loaned it to my mom, so i can't check my facts, but both adoptions were quickly and discreetly arranged through Co$. most likely babies born to sea org members (they can't have children, are encouraged to abort) who otherwise would have grown up in gulag-style "schools" never to see their biologicals again, else the 'rents would lose their elite posts and be busted down to pretty much the same style of living.
ReplyDeletei've never believed she is his, and whether or not he loves her is not the issue. the issue is what is going to happen to her once she's old enough to be completely immersed in the scio way of life. katie will be left to twist in the wind, just as nicole was, but katie is stuck in the "church" and not strong enough to get out.
also, at this point, since tommy girl is second in command, he's not putting in as much money into the "church" as he's getting out. and i guarantee the salary he gets from them is tax-free, and well hidden by the multitude of scio lawyers.
I don't know if she will care who her father is. This all depends on whether or not Suri grows up and becomes one of those "entitled" children. If she only cares about fame and money then she won't give a damn about her heritage.
ReplyDeleteI still think Suri looks a lot like Chris Klein (Katie's previous bf) and my theory is - they split before she knew she was prego, somehow Tom's people got wind of the situation and decided to use it to his advantage by having them start dating and claim the baby was his. Win-win for Tom and Katie, he claims to have fathered a child and Katie & the baby are very well provided for. I think Suri is at least a few months older than claimed, which fits with the scenario if she was conceived during Katie's prior r/ship with Chris.
ReplyDeleteI think the silly girl underestimated how controlled she would be before getting into the situation, and now she's trapped.
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ReplyDeleteWay late here...but I'm gonna say what I always say about these people:
ReplyDeleteEFF SCIENTOLOGY!
There was a Ted Casablanca item way back when Katie and Chris Klein were still together about a young couple overheard arguing in a restaurant. They were fighting about how she was pregnant and he didn't want her to keep it, and it was widely guessed as Chris and Katie. They were together for a while longer before suddenly breaking up, and I always wondered if perhaps it happened again, and that's where Suri came from.
ReplyDeleteNicole was knocked up with Iain Glen's baby, not Ewan McGregor's, FYI.
ReplyDeleteIt was very clear from pictures that Katie gave birth earlier than they claimed. Her belly got noticeably smaller when they didn't get the right size prosthetic for her after Suri was born.
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