Some strip club is cashing in on Tiger Woods returning to The Masters. So far they have one mistress lined up to dance and are working on others. Well, at least Tiger won't have far to go to see them all.
Mr. and Mrs. Jonas. Why are his pants all puffy?
Jude Law riding the red rope.
Kevin James and Adam
Sandler at the Kid's Choice Awards.
Kendra showing off her new career.
I have decided that Lindsay's feet were sweating or stank so she put on baby powder. Because she was drunk she put on way too much. It isn't coke. If it was those shoes would be polished and Lindsay would be doing yoga moves getting it off her legs.
I think Barry
Manilow must have
botox in his cereal every morning. The guy doesn't have a wrinkle.
Madonna with her kids!!!!
And her oldest!!!
While her ex hangs out on the red carpet.
Mena Suvari is back to being
blonde.
Mr. and Mrs. Jonas. Why are his pants all puffy?
Jude Law riding the red rope.
Kevin James and Adam Sandler at the Kid's Choice Awards.
Kendra showing off her new career.
I have decided that Lindsay's feet were sweating or stank so she put on baby powder. Because she was drunk she put on way too much. It isn't coke. If it was those shoes would be polished and Lindsay would be doing yoga moves getting it off her legs.
I think Barry Manilow must have botox in his cereal every morning. The guy doesn't have a wrinkle.
Madonna with her kids!!!!
And her oldest!!!
While her ex hangs out on the red carpet.
Mena Suvari is back to being blonde.
the best idea from Mena!
ReplyDeleteThe whole Madonna comment....if it was a man and he was with his younger mistress...you wouldn't have maid a snarky comment about it.
ReplyDeleteget over it....so she is dating someone new....who cares...all power to her... in 30 years if i'm not married or my husband sucks in the bed...i'll be robbing the cradle....just watch.
I forgot Madonna had adopted David and Mercy. I haven't seen either of them in any pictures in quite some time.
ReplyDeleteAlthough not entirely unpleasant, I find that woman Kendra really vulgar.
ReplyDeleteThat photo does nothing to change this.
It looks like Lohan doesn't even realize it's there. TMZ says everyone is on death watch for her. She is such a waste right now.
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that the people close to Lilo are seriously concerned that she's going to die from substance abuse, and that the police who have dealt with her recently after her partying considered a 5150 hold for her but opted not to go through with it. Sad to say, but her fate seems inevitable unless there is some kind of intervention, divine or otherwise....
ReplyDeletemadonna is fucking disgusting.everything about her is.
ReplyDeletekid's this is how your life Jumps a Shark.
I used to like Madonna not anymore. She isn't aging nicely.
ReplyDeleteI still think Lindsay dropped her stash.
ReplyDeletei hate madonna. ok? she's a silly, vain woman and i don't think she's a nice person either. so i will CONTINUE to make fun of her for dating a guy young enough to be her son----in fact, she's the same age as his GRANDMOTHER.
ReplyDeleteoh, i forgot. i don't believe that's baby powder all over lindsay's shoes.
ReplyDelete@Vanessa - I disagree. I think Enty would TOTALLY have made the same comment if it were an aging male and a young plaything. In fact, I think he did about Ron whathisface from the Stones and his young Russian girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with Schmooey about Kendra. Just yuck.
I totally think that's food powder for odour all over Lindsay's shoes/feet and it totally confirms what I've suspected for some time - she stinks.
Oh Kevin. Please. Those pants are a HORRENDOUS fit.
X17 has the video of Lilo getting out of the SUV or whatever it is. Man she jump/stumbles/flies down the sidewalk -- a pap even says careful, don't fall again -- and she has no clue this stuff is all over her. They didn't throw it on her. Because she's getting out of the van and going into the party and has a purse I really don't think it's stash she's stolen and hidden in her shoe and that exploded. I think it's talc. But boy is she wasted in that video. Wasted.
ReplyDeleteApparently no one gave Kevin Jonas and his wife an iron for a wedding present (I thought everyone got one of those).
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I've seen Enty make remarks about older men/younger women before, so the Madonna comment shouldn't seem biased. In any case, Guy Ritchie still seems a whole lot happier these days.
Where was Rocco in those pics of Madge? Is he the tall kid in the background?
ReplyDeleteAwww, Jonases, always a soft spot in my heart for you crazy nuts.
ReplyDeleteNo way is that coke. She would not waste that much coke.
ReplyDeleteI think it's definitely talc.. feet get sweaty when you're high as a kite!
those jonas clothes are ill-fitting. and for once jude's clothes are not too small.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Jonas is really...unfortunate looking. And for a hairdresser (or former one) her hair always looks kinda Jersey fabulous...
ReplyDeleteLL is a hot mess, but that's not coke. She would have dropped to her knees and hoovered it out of her shoe if it was. Fact. It's foot powder because she's a sweaty tweaker and crackheads STINK.
Yeah, I agree, there isn't a coke addict in the world that would spill THAT much coke and not notice. Agree that she's wasted though. Shit, Lindsay. You had everything going for you. I hope you can get cleaned up, go away for a while, take some acting lessons and go to therapy, and then have the kind of glorious comeback America loves.
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