Michael Douglas looks relaxed and like he is enjoying himself with Jann Wenner. I guess Catherine stayed home. He is always so tense looking around her.
Megan Mullally and Lili Taylor. So, my theory is that Phoebe from Friends was kind of based on the character Lili played in Say Anything. Anyone else buying into that?
Mark Wahlberg on the set of his new movie. And yes, he is supposed to look like that for the movie. I hope.
Derek Hough and Nicole Scherzinger spending after dance practice time together.
Brooklyn Jungle Book kind of looks like Jessica more than either of his parents.
Rose Byrne on the set of Damages.
Robert Pattinson on the set of Bel Ami.
Rob and Marisol Thomas are not on the set of anything, but hey, I think we should still let them stay.
Kate Moss looks sober. Stella McCartney must have hid the booze.
Last night at this event Sarah Silverman said that she will always love Jimmy Kimmel and thinks they will grow old together.
Randomness. Meryl Streep and Thalia.
Wow. Val Kilmer still not saying no to second helpings. I would love to see him try on his Batman suit. Also in the picture are Ryan Phillippe, Will Forte and Kristen Wiig.
I looked quickly & thought Val Kilmer was Meatloaf.
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg could call Christian Bale(they worked together for a movie) for talking "how lose weight and stay thin!" ! Last year,Wahlberg had a 9-pack for "the fighter"
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer is very ... he needs a haircut and a personal trainer
Val doesn't look very healthy in this picture.
ReplyDeleteNow why in the hell isn't Howard Stern ranting and raving about Val being a fat white man who won't get an acting job unless he loses weight?
@lutefisk: I would do anything for love..but I won't do THAT.
ReplyDeleteIs that a hint to a BI about Michael Douglas?
ReplyDeletewhat in the holy hell is going on with Val's leg? It looks like his body was photoshopped to look bigger than it is (look at his groin/lower abdomen area)
ReplyDeletelol @ bloghopper's Val/Meatloaf comment
ReplyDeleteI have a theory that sometime in the future, we will learn that the reason Fall Out Boy went on "indefinite hiatus" while the members pursued other projects is Asslee. Period. When I first fell in love with FOB, I think all but one of the members (including Pete) were straight-edge. Pete has changed so much and he wrote the majority of their lyrics. Such a shame.
Val is turning into Brando.
ReplyDeleteThank you, I would prefer not to look at Val Kilmer's groin area. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the first times I have thought Michael Douglas was halfway good looking.
LOL @ blog hopper!!
ReplyDelete@kimmy, Me thinks he has middle aged men disease, big pregnant looking belly and little itty bitty legs/thighs.
ReplyDelete@not on my dollar, am I the only one seeing the squiggly lines on his leg and that it is 1/3 the size of his other leg? Please tell me I am not crazy ;)
ReplyDeleteBeyond her total awesomeness, Megan Mullaly is amazing looking. I would love to have a liquid lunch with her and learn all of her secrets!
ReplyDelete@kimmypie- you're not crazy, I can't figure out what's happening to his thigh either!
ReplyDeleteI love Will Forte.
ReplyDeleteVal looks like a bloated Val Kilmer mannequin that's missing a leg, so they just put the pant leg over the bar that goes up the mannequin's butt.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are cracking me up about Val Kilmer's leg but it's true! What in the world...??!!
ReplyDeleteWow....from Batman to Fatman! (And I'm speaking as a fat man.) As a friend of mine put it: "Jeez, he looks like a caricature of himself!"
ReplyDeleteYes kimmey he has a "wonky" right leg. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhy does Sarah Silverman's head look too small for her?
ReplyDeleteThe "Kilmer Leg Effect" is due to warping from a wide angle lens. You can see it on both sides of the image.
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that Val Kilmer isn't bothering to stay thin any more. He doesn't need to, he's f-ing Val Kilmer! :)
ReplyDeleteOoh, I totally buy that! Love Lili!
Have Derek & Nicole already started their fake relationship, or are they waiting a little while longer?
@ Dr. Spaceman I second that -- I also love Will Forte.
ReplyDeleteI heard a story that Jann Wenner was some kind of desk-nazi - he had strict rules in the office that no employee was to have post it notes on their computers and that their desks needed to be totally clean when he came by. CRAZY. And yet part of me approves...
ReplyDeleteMost notable in this group of photos:
Robert Pattinson - some unfortunate trousers - a period film is NO excuse!
Sarah Silverman - I'm over her. Stop talking about your former man.
Val Kilmer - I'm trying to show good character, and not judge his overweightness but man! He really just bloated out. I wonder what's behind that.
Val Kilmer, Marky Mark, and I should sit down together with some old pictures of ourselves and talk about where it went wrong.
ReplyDeleteThen Megan Mullally can come in, bitch slap us all, and teach us how to age more gracefully.
Doesn't Pussy Kit Nicole specialize in fake relationships? While she was with Lewis Hamilton, wasn't she REALLY WITH Jimmy Iovine?
ReplyDeleteI'm just amazed Nicole got clean enough to be allowed on DWTS. It's not that long ago that she was walking out in the middle of concerts because she was so f-ed up.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas does look happy without his harpy, er, wife in tow.
ReplyDeleteMegan Mullally looks thin in that pic! That dancing with the margarine container must be working for her.
Re Asslee's kid: I think it's unforgivably trashy for people to tote their kids around without shoes and socks. They wouldn't dream of leaving of leaving the house without their sunglasses and her bag, yet their child isn't fully dressed? WTF is wrong with them both as parents?
I <3 Rob Thomas!
Jeez, Enty, Kate Moss doesn't look sober to me...
I caught Val Kilmer on cable not long ago in Real Genius and he was half the man he is now... hee hee! But seriously, he was so cute!
Mango, I agree w/ you about the babies. It drives me NUTS when I see people take their babies into public places improperly dressed, sometimes in just a diaper! Your baby is a person and deserves a little dignity.
ReplyDeleteAnd...
Who knows what any Simpson children looked like to begin with, anyway? Maybe lil' BM has his mommy's looks from 12 faces ago.
Aww Val....you were gonna be my huckleberry :-(
ReplyDeleteMango, I don't know if you have kids, but many doctors believe shos on children not old enough to walk are actually a hinderance to their development. Also, babies peel their socks off..who knows he could have started the day with socks! Sorry, it is a pet peeve of mine when people are so judgey of parents. Clearly, the kid is not in serious danger because he is being carried in bare feet!
ReplyDeleteCould Val be on a medical steriod (like Jerry Lewis)? Just because he's fat doesn't mean he's overeating.
ReplyDeleteUnfortuntely, rumor has it...