Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
This Korean man legally married this pillow. Seriously. OK, even if it wasn't legal he still spent the money to have a wedding ceremony to a pillow. His friends say he takes it everywhere he goes and even orders it food at restaurants. This is the man for whom inflatable sex toys were invented. (Thanks Kelly)
One of the few tweeners I actually like. Miranda Cosgrove.
This is Take That singer Mark Owen as he arrives home with
his wife Emma. They have been married for five months and yesterday he admitted that he has cheated on her at least ten times. Oh, they have kids together too.
A first time appearance for Chef Michael Voltaggio.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks nice here. It could be that it is almost pitch black, but she looks good.
Stereophonics - London
The Kin - New York
It almost looks like Wolf Blitzer made this on his computer at home.
This was just going to be random soccer player photo. Wayne Rooney is great. But,
then yesterday it turns out David Beckham was back in Manchester where his team got crushed by Wayne's team.
No hard feelings though.
I love being Korean...LOL
ReplyDeleteThank God I'm not related to pillow guy.
Chef Michael! Love him!
Voltaggio! A sexy (but arrogant) beast. I'd eat at his table any day, although he's looking kind of...grey? in this picture.
ReplyDeleteThat Cosgrove chick sure is thin.
Okay, this is mean, but I'm gonna say it. The guy who married the pillow not only looks like a pillow might be his best bet, but if he's the KIND of guy that's okay with marrying a pillow? Then a pillow is probably the best he's gonna do.
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ReplyDeleteIt's really sad when someone's tired of trying to connect with real people and then settle for a pillow :S
ReplyDelete-Awww... Beckam should've stayed in Manchester and not Real Madrid,everyone cheer him up
I'm having flashbacks to that 30 Rock episode where James Franco was in love with a Japanese sex pillow.
ReplyDeleteMark Owen - never saw that coming, he always just looked too cute and sweet. Though Robbie was always my favourite TT member.
ReplyDeleteEugh, David Beckham just HAD to put on the green and gold protest scarf on, didn't he? And of course it was just because it was 'lying on the pitch' - not an attempt to claim the headlines from United's win at all... Go Shrek!!I mean Rooney!!
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ReplyDeleteWhen I consider my ex-husband, I realize that a pillow would have been a better option.
ReplyDeleteI love that Miranda. So hope she doesn't turn out to be a drugged up slut.
ReplyDeleteOh, Michael V., you are trying too hard.
ReplyDeleteoh i remember that! I kept thinking "I bet Francos REAL sex issue is way whackier than a Japanese sex pillow"
ReplyDeletePoor deluded Korean pillow fucker!
ReplyDeleteMiranda Cosgrove is adorable but her head is wider than her hips. Have a snack or ten, Miranda!
Michael Voltaggio looks like a serial killer in that pic! (Shhhh, don't tell anyone but his brother, Bryan, is my make-believe boyfriend!)
Good call on the Wolf Blitzer pic, Enty.. it does look cut and pasted!! And also c&p onto that background. How weird is that??
chef michael voltaggio....talented chef but uber-douche.
ReplyDeleteHad a wife and 2 kids back @ home but that didn't stop him from finding someone else to shack up with in LA once he got here...
@Syko, LOL! Goooood point.
ReplyDeleteMaster -- REALLY? I thought he was from LA adn the wife and kids were here?
At any rate, Voltaggio should keep that hat he had on during Top Chef on his head forever. He looks rough. Which brings me a little bit of joy because I can't stand him and wanted Kevin to win!
I'll take Bryan V over Michael V any day....
ReplyDelete@Master - what a douche. How did you hear about that?
I wish these young girls would eat. They look so unhealthy.
@SFG, I was all for Kevin winning, too! He was/is awesome!
ReplyDeleteSo, does that pic and comment confirm that Miranda is not the A-list tweener from the blind the other day? If so, thank god, because my girls are obsessed with iCarly and I already forbid them from watching that skank Hannah Montana.
ReplyDelete@Master - yes! I demand more details about Voltaggio! I'm not down with teasing without pleasing!
ReplyDeleteLol @ Mango - your comment about the pillow fucker nearly made me spit water all over my monitor.
@Tara - me, too. I really liked Kevin.
I'm jumping on the "I wanted Kevin to win" train too. Either him or Brian. I usually end up rooting for the person that loses. Maybe I need to start rooting for the person that I don't want to win?
ReplyDeleteI would say that comment eliminates Miranda Cosgrove from the slutty tweener blind. Which I think might leave Demi Lovato as the last A-list tweener standing?
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Mike Volt looks like it was drawn by the South Park guys.
ReplyDelete@SFG, @Tara, @RocketQueen - I know about Voltaggio because a good friend of mine is in the industry and knows both him and his current gf who is also in the industry....
ReplyDeleteIf you search "michael voltaggio married," you'll find that there's virtually no information, and he has always been very intentionally ambiguous about his marital status...the best I could find to corroborate this was http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3188519&st=180 and http://uaddit.com/discussions/showthread.php?t=7254
At least the pillow won't sue for alimony when he cheats with a sock.
ReplyDeleteThe Pillow Guy and all of the comments about his SO are too funny. Thanks for giving me my laugh of the day. :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Shakey!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Master. LOL, I honestly thought he was gay on the show. Now, I know.
ReplyDeleteI really can't stand douchebag cheaters. Just separate, divorce, then get a girlfriend, in that order. Or at least be separated and on the way to to a divorce before meeting someone....
LMAO @ the pillow groom. W T F ???
ReplyDelete@heatherhug - Me too!!!
The Reese/Wolf shot looks totally photoshopped! haha
Wayne Rooney : David Beckham :: Maria Sharapova : Anna Kournikova. For real.
ReplyDeleteSarah Jessica Parker annoyed me with her overdramatic self on the US WDYTYA?, though part of that is that the US WDYTYA? basically hammers shit over its audience in a way that the far superior BBC original never does. My fave WDYTYA? is still Jerry Springer's; look it up sometime and tell me you don't feel like beating up on the bright sparks who are ruining the concept for US TV.
The "marry your pillow" guy reminds me of that chick who married a bridge and then "cheated" on it with another bridge or some kind of madness like that. There's a psychological disorder along those lines.