The Most Ridiculous Jesse James Story
It has been a few days since I talked about the whole Jesse James and Sandra Bullock thing and I feel healthier. It is kind of like a detox. Now though I am ready to get back in the muck of their lives. Sandra hasn't really shown her face and I'm assuming that if you see her in LA or Austin and take her picture you could probably out your kids through college with the proceeds. Just saying. Always is nice to have a plan. Apparently Mistress #4 must have reached some kind of deal with Jesse James because two days after she hires Ms. Allred, suddenly Mistress #4 doesn't want to share her story. I just wonder how big the check was. Oh, and Sandra Bullock has no plans to adopt Jesse's kids. Umm, she probably wouldn't be able to anyway. Yes, Jesse is a sleaze and a cheater and a possible Nazi lover, but unfortunately, he is still the parent and Sandra adopting the kids is ridiculous. Don't even read those. But wait, it gets better.
The most ridiculous story during this whole situation is the one Radar Online ran today. Here is the headline.
EXCLUSIVE: Jesse James Mistress #2 Buys Pregnancy Test!
Wow, now that is an exclusive which must have made the entire newsroom jump for joy. Hell, I bet they had free Jello in the cafeteria after that one. Yes, if you look in the picture, there is a pregnancy test that was bought. Who wants to bet that someone told her to go in the store to buy it?
Oh, and a note to Miss Smith. Don't let Demi Moore see you in that shirt.
