A Michael Lohan Press Conference - Dina's Brother Smokes Crack At Kid's Birthday Parties

I was curious to see what a Michael Lohan press conference looked like so I took the time to watch some of it yesterday. People ask me all the time why I don't ban Lindsay from the site or reduce her mentions to almost nothing. You know like Speidi or Paris. Well, the answer is because I find this all very compelling to watch. It really is interesting. You have the drug addicted eldest daughter who has been forced to provide for her family from a very young age. You have another daughter who has issues of her own and probably has the lowest self esteem ever because the only time her parents seem to value her is when she makes money. The two boys seem to have escaped all of this and appear normal. The grandmother is a hoot and I love her.

Now, the parents, the parents are probably the worst parents in the public eye. Are they the worst parents ever? No, of course not. But they are horrible parents who only care about themselves and the money they can generate as a result of their daughter's labors. Dina and her shoe line? Without Lindsay that isn't happening. Dina and her reality show? Without Lindsay it isn't happening. Michael and his exclusives? If Lindsay was not his daughter it wouldn't be happening.

Yesterday, the press conference was supposed to be about Lindsay, but it turned into an I hate Dina and she sucks and did you know her brother smoked crack at my son's birthday party which is why I hit him which is why I can't go near Dina anymore, and yes, I owe her child support but she owes me $400,000 and my friends money too and blah blah blah. Oh, and Lindsay needs help. Thanks for coming and be sure to tip your waitress.