The NY Post is speculating that Katie Holmes may be about to try and get pregnant. Their reasoning? Well it turns out that Katie has been spending as many as four hours each day at the Scientology Center in Hollywood. Apparently this was the same type of behavior that she exhibited before the birth of Suri. Therefore this must be the same thing, right? Not so fast. Sure, it could be that more frozen sperm of L Ron has been discovered or she could be just being punished or, hey, maybe she likes the food at the cafeteria. My guess is that she must have done something wrong like said something bad about one of Tom's movies so now she is being forced to write on a chalkboard everyday something like "Days Of Thunder is box office gold."
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE GET OUT OF THIS BULLSHIT MARRIAGE....
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're trying to force her to have a legitimate marriage.
ReplyDeleteLol. Look at his 4 inch sneaker heels. Lol.
ReplyDeleterun, katie, run!
ReplyDeleteI've lost sympathy for. She knew what she was getting into.
ReplyDeleteI guess we will know soon enough
ReplyDeletenot enough money in the world to get me into a marriage w/a scientologist and especially not GMD.
ReplyDeleteno, she's spending the 4 hours getting IVF.
ReplyDeletefuck off, COS, you masters of fuckery.
This makes me want to vomit. Free Katie!
ReplyDelete4 hrs a day getting reinforcing the brainwash. They're trying to convince her that sex is not involved in procreation.
ReplyDeleteI agree with @Mango. The contract probably sounded like a good deal at the time. However, hers hasn't taken off the way Nicole Kidman's did after she was contracted to Tommy Girl for several years.
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ReplyDeleteDoes she look a bit out of it there?
ReplyDelete"Look Tom up in that pink cloud. It's Xenu and Galatic Confederacy.
They've come for the Promised One.
Where is Suri?"
" Suri is the Promised One? I thought I was the Promised One. I have failed in the eyes of the prophet. Maybe I need to visit South park again. Do you think the Marsh Family will let me visit Stan's closet again?"
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ReplyDeleteGyahhh!
ReplyDeleteBlecchh.
yeah, she's being forced there. I agree with Mango - I've lost all sympathy for her. what do the 'church' have on her that she's so afraid of? would anyone really be shocked if they found out there had been a contract all along?
ReplyDeleteThough I actually thought that part of her contract was that she didn't have to get completely involved with Scientolgy...I figured that was how she was allowed to send Suri to a catholic pre-school. Also last year there were reports that she was stepping away from it...I don't know.
Come to think of it, it's been about four years since I last heard Chris Klein's name.
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