Have you been thinking about the holidays? You know it is just 8 more months to Thanksgiving. Each year do you rummage around your drawers and cupboards looking for just that special centerpiece? You know, something that says the holidays are all about love and family? Well, do I have a great idea for you. Apparently Sharon Osbourne has decided to have her implants removed and is going to put them up for sale on eBay.
Yes, if you are the big winner, you and your family will have the perfect conversation piece that will last for eternity. Unbreakable and probably not biodegradable, they are sure to bring your family joy for generations to come. Imagine the skiing scenes you can create as miniature skiers slide down Sharon's removed breasts. For Halloween they will make the perfect costume.
"I wish I'd never had my breasts done the last time. They've put these bloody great bags in that are too f**king round - it's like a waterbed on your chest. I'll put them up on eBay."
Eww. Just. Gross.
ReplyDeleteshe is a damn mess!!
ReplyDeleteAre they hard up for cash??
ReplyDeleteI hope she was kidding.
ReplyDeleteIf shw wasn't, then ick nast to this one.
ReplyDeleteWow. She just doesn't give a f***, does she? Ever.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Jack have Kimberly Stewart's old implants? It must be a family hobby.
ReplyDeleteI have to give her one thing though - at least she is honest about her surgeries. Not like other celebrities who can barely say "no, I haven't had anything done" because their faces are so tight and frozen...
ReplyDeleteI think it was Jenny McCarthy that said something about the first week after getting implants... she equated it to getting hit by a mack truck square in the chest and having it sit there.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, isn't it illegal to sell such things on ebay?
LOL @ lutefisk
ReplyDeleteugly on the inside, ugly on the outside comes to mind
ReplyDeleteI bet she was joking.
ReplyDeleteMy husband was joking about something like this last night.
I'm going to put it down to age and British sarcasm.
ReplyDeletejulie, yes, it is. illegal, that is. BUT ebay has to CATCH you first!
ReplyDeleteactually, i think it would be funny, and if i was a huge ozzy fan, i'd even be stupid enough to bid.
you wouldn't believe my aloha (hawaiian) shirt collection!