What do you do if you are an attention starved celebrity in Hollywood wanting some fan love? Well, if you are The Hoff you pretend you are going to eat at a place that is conveniently next to your star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. The trick is to time your appearance with the arrival of a tour bus full of fans who will then give you all the love and attention you crave.
that is so sad..
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the BI reaveal that was Sly Stallone wherein he would have his son yell "Hey...it's Sylvester Stallone!" from a few feet away on crowded sidewalks when no one noticed him. Hell they probably just didn't recognize him with his eyebrows ontop of his head.
ReplyDeleteI'll bethca in his Baywatch heyday, he wouldn't give those same people the time of day.
ReplyDeleteI personally would've kept on walking. But that's just me.
Hey y'all...Don't Hassle the Hoff!
ReplyDeleteIs he off alcohol though? I hope so.
I have fond childhood memories of Knight Rider and Baywatch, so I wan't to see him do well.
It is a little sad and I doubt he'll ever be off the drink. That said, if I had a star, I'd visit it frequently and possibly park a chair next to it.
ReplyDeleteDon't hassle the Hoff!!
ReplyDeleteI used to be an Immigration Officer at Vancouver Int'l Airport, and we had to give incoming actors their proper working visa when they came in. I met a few this way, but by far the most memorable was the Hoff.
ReplyDeleteI remember that even though I was pretty innocent back then about drugs, I was pretty sure he was high. He was all over the place and bouncing off walls. He had an assistant with him but insisted on talking to me himself and commented on my nail polish, which was blue that day.
He went out of his way to say "Oh, someone on Baywatch used to wear that colour, too. But I can't tell you who it is." *eye roll*
God I love The Hoff. LOVE him. He brings the crazy like no one else. Seriously. He is a hot damn mess and doesn't give a fuck. I just want to hug him, then drink with him til we puke and stumble around H-Wood tp'ing celebs houses.
ReplyDeleteGreat shades of "Soapdish"
ReplyDelete(if you haven't seen it, do. Absolute best sendup of the soap phenomenon ever to hit the big screen)
The Hof - the gift that keeps on giving.
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