Thursday, March 25, 2010

GOOP Sucks This Week So Lets Talk About Globe


Gwyneth basically took a vacation this week. On her site she just says Nashville Part 2 and calls it a wrap. She did find time today to deny the In Touch report that she and Chris Martin have separated. Anyway, since GOOP was a let down, I thought we would look at one of my favorite tabloids. Globe. I love them. They were the UFO kings back in the day and big Elvis spotters too. As you can see by their cover they are having a great week. I have decided they can print anything they want and not get sued because no one takes them seriously. Then, when they finally do get something right it kind of bites them in the ass.

According to them they say Elin hasn't left Tiger because she is pregnant. I wonder if she is pregnant with Tiger's baby or got back at him by sleeping with some other golfer. Notice how they put the words "pals fear." That is how they don't get sued. You can;t tell if it refers to pals fear she is pregnant or pals fear its the reason. Nice. Publicists should take notes.

Camilla is dying. Well, that is tragic. They also say she won't see any of her $50M divorce deal if she dies. Well, yeah, she also won't see anything else.

Marie Osmond is going to marry her first husband. He has been a rock during the suicide of her son so she wants to thank him by marrying him.

I don't have the issue in front of me so I wonder what the American Idol scandal is. Anyone know?