Dolph Lundgren Is Really Big In South Africa
Ever wonder what happened to Dolph Lundgren? Oh sure he pops up now and then here in the movies or on a red carpet, but he usually just has a few words to grunt, collects a paycheck and goes home. Apparently though Dolph is the man in South Africa. He has been the star of a series of commercials which are quite possibly the worst commercials and acting I have seen since The Room. I actually looked to see if Tommy Wiseau directed this thing because it is that bad. What is worse is that Dolph was probably paid $1M or something close to it for this commercial. It is so awful that it is funny. Plus it is only 57 seconds of your life. I spend more time each day picking fuzz from my belly button. I know, I know it seems like a lot of time but it takes me awhile to get through the fat and find my belly button. It is kind of like a treasure hunt.
(Thanks Sharon)
dolph has been AWESOME on the swedish version of eurovision. check him out as a leather daddy, drinking with that ancient vampire from true blood (godfried?) and things will never be the same again
ReplyDeleteJust like Brigitte Nielsen, he did NOT age well.
ReplyDeleteI see there are still no black people in South Africa. Other than that, this is awesome! ("Apart from that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?")
ReplyDeletehttp://jacehall.tv/s3episode-1-let-the-battle-begin/
ReplyDeleteDolph and Carl Weathers had a rematch recently on the websites The Jace Hall Show...
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ReplyDeleteeh, South Africa with its Dolph love still has better taste than Germany & its Hoff obsession.
ReplyDeleteLinnea, I've heard about it from friends, I'm gonna go to SVT and look for some videos now!
ReplyDeleteMooshki - it ended with a bang.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI kind of think Dolph is looking good for his age!
ReplyDeletejust ignore those first couple of minutes that are in swedish, and things will get good - i promise
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-8BK6z2R4
bad plastic surgery, me thinks.
ReplyDeletenot that he was ever handsome, IMO.
Bionic Bunny bite your tongue. Dolph was and still is a God.
ReplyDeleteShamefully, I really want to do him.
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