Did Michael Lohan Have A Heart Attack? Do We Care?
Last time Michael Lohan checked into a hospital with chest pains he did it on a weekend and no one paid attention and no one cared. So, Michael quietly went home to his mesh collection and found a worried call from his ex-girlfriend on his answering machine so he called the cops and her arrested.
This time Michael did the whole chest pains and going to the hospital thing during the week. Better news coverage but the problem is that Kate Major who isn't a doctor is not exactly the best source. She says that Michael says that the doctors said they think it could have been a heart attack. Translation? Indigestion probably. No one cares Michael. You are just not going to get any sympathy. No one likes you.
I realize of course the picture above is Michael probably praying or at least pretending to, but to me it looks just like when Fred Sanford used to get his weekly heart attack. No one paid attention to Fred either.
