Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A Brangelina Bodyguard Finally Speaks


Last year a Brangelina bodyguard was going to spill what he knew to the press, but Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie went to court and that was that. No secrets. Now though, In Touch claims they have quotes from an actual bodyguard and he is talking. They call him Bill. His first name because he doesn't want to be identified. Apparently Brangelina only hire people named Bill? How in the hell will they not know who it is if he is giving out his first name?

He says that Brad and Angelina sleep in separate rooms. He calls Angelina "psycho" and she mentally abuses her children. She laughs at them when they cry and she nags Brad every waking moment. Angelina is a screamer and a yeller. Brad isn't and takes everything in stride. It is a pretty interesting read.

What their excerpt doesn't talk about is the kinky sex she is apparently still having with her ex. Which ex?

Billy Bob - Hey sport you and the little lady sleeping in separate rooms tonight because I got a hankering for some one on one time with her. I have an itch that needs to be scratched if you know what I mean.
Brad - It's all cool
Billy Bob -Save some of whatever you are smoking for me.

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