The Bachelor
Suddenly I feel like an ABC pimp. I do. First Dancing With The Stars and now The Bachelor. I guess it is actually more of a Disney shill rather than ABC. I wonder if this is how dirty everyone would feel if they signed up for a High School Musical 4. Seriously. You know it is coming. Tell me what any of them have been doing. Zac Efron did that Orson Welles thing, passed on Footloose and is taking meetings. Vannesa Hudgens is having to get naked to get parts and Ashley Tisdale, well, I can't decide if she is an actress or singer and if I can't decide then it means you probably can't decide and that she isn't very good at either. Anyway, where was I?
Oh yeah, The Bachelor. Jake Pavelka picked Vienna over Tenley (above). On Good Morning America this morning Jake is still trying to convince himself that Vienna is a great girl and that we will all love her once we find out who she is. Uh huh. Everything the dufus said in the beginning about what he was looking for kind of went into the toilet didn't it? He went with the trashy one. Well, it is his life and he can do what he wants. I just wish he wasn't going to be sitting there every week on DWTS with her in the audience cheering him on. I can't wait until after about the second week when she grows tired of it and decides to miss a week and then another and Jake will have to make up some lie about where she is and how everything is great. Break up by the end of DWTS? I say yes.
