Kevin Jonas is learning all about marriage and is learning it while people are watching. On Valentine's Day, Kevin and his new wife Danielle Deleasa were out grocery shopping. Seems like a normal Sunday activity. I mean after he called to check in on his brothers and made sure their purity rings were all looking their Sunday best you might as well go grocery shopping. Well, Danielle was apparently ticked off they were grocery shopping on Valentine's Day. Kevin being a guy saw nothing wrong with it and sometime in the future might join the legions of men who stop by a grocery store, 7-11, or gas station on the way home from work to find just that special present that says I love you. As someone who has lived through countless marriages I recommend looking for a gas station that is offering a free box of candy and a car wash with fill up. Sweet deal!
Apparently Danielle decided to lecture Kevin right there in the grocery store about what was an acceptable activity on Valentine's Day. This was their first one as a married couple too. Shouldn't this be a time when they are filled with happiness and love?
AND SHE COULDN'T SHOP ON HER OWN, JUST HAD TO DRAG HIM WITH HER....
ReplyDeleteTHIS WILL NOT LAST..
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ReplyDeleteSo he thought that because they are now married and he already slept with her there's no more room for romance. And why do you wanna yell at a grocery store?
ReplyDeleteMaking Valentine's Day to be bigger than it should be will only leave you disappointed--last I checked she got married in a CASTLE, with her over-two-carats ring...I'd still be flying high off that
ReplyDeletei bet he wishes he was the gay brother right about now.
ReplyDeleteGrow up, girlie.
ReplyDeleteThis is why you shouldn't get married really young(mostly, I know some work out, but that is probably the minority)
ReplyDeleteShe was probably upset that she didn't have a servant to do the shopping for her.
ReplyDeleteYes, sham marriages rarely do last.
ReplyDeletei know that i am swedish and therefore cold blooded and all, but i would have to pretty f-ing pissed at someone before I yelled at them in public. Especially if I or the other person was famous, and I knew it would get out - that would make me be very very nice while people are around...
ReplyDeleteAs someone who got married young (23), I have to say she is being an unrealistic BITCH! Get over it. Last I checked, Valentine's Day is 24 hours. So you spend 1 hour in the store. You were together, and that is what matters. Geez, my husband and I consider being able to grocery shop together an actual date and enjoy our time alone and away from the kids.
ReplyDeleteI swear that's a Duff sister!
ReplyDeleteShe shouldn't complain. In about a year or so, she will have half his stuff and never have to work again.
ReplyDeleteI never get anything for V Day, and could not care less.
ReplyDeleteMy husband surprises me later in the month or some other time in the Spring just out of the blue, which is so much more exciting and appreciated!
Better than doing it because the Hallmark Holdays are so obligatory and expected of the poor men.
@angelina - I think that's the problem. After a wedding like that, she's probably got sky-high expectations.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is a "sham" marriage. I just think Kevin is a little lost. He wants to have sex with a woman and needed to be married to do that (in his mind)- but whether or not it was the right thing to do will remain to be seen.
lol@ all these comments. Freakin hilarious
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this I thought, Oh well maybe they are cooking dinner in for V-Day, which could be nice.
ReplyDeleteIf she was pissed about not doing anything seems like she would have mentioned this BEFORE they got to the grocery store.
*LOL* Poor guy. It wouldn't surprise me if he had asked her what she wanted for Valentine's and she said "oh, nothing", thinking that he would still come up with some romantic surprise for her. But, him being a guy, probably took that "nothing" to mean just that. He will learn in time what it takes to be married to a goddamn princess.
ReplyDeleteOh for heaven's sake - are you allowed to pee on Valentine's Day? I'd be super happy if anyone would join me in the grocery shopping and I don't care what day it is.
ReplyDeleteValentine's day should be erased from the calendar. A day filled with such high expectations of love and romance from the guy who usually sits in the recliner burping and farting in tune to the music they play during hockey games intermissions isn't going to be pretty.
ReplyDeleteSo he got what he wanted and now no special treatment, yawn
ReplyDeleteOh wow, this whole story is 9 kinds of wrong! I may have to have 5 posts for this.
ReplyDeleteFirst, Grocery Shopping for Young Married Couples is a DATE!
Second, You've been married, what, 2 months?
Third, He's the FAMOUS ONE who married a Nothing Dipshit!
Fourth, When you pick up the FUCKING TAB, You can decide what you do on VD!
ReplyDeleteFifth, Bitches with a Free Ride need to STFU!
Sixth, you are a Dead Ugly Ringer for Haylie Duff.
I have to stop or I'm going to have a stroke!
ReplyDeleteThat horse face should be damn grateful to snag a wealthy celeb in the first place. What a whiny c*nt.
ReplyDeleteI always say...stay single in your 20's!
ReplyDeleteGet married in your 30's!
OK if you put her, Vienna (winner of this year's Bachelor), and Hayley Duff in a row, you couldn't tell who's who.
ReplyDeleteGeez. I've never heard of the rule that you can't do anything remotely "chore-like" on valentines. God forbid he has to work next valentine's day or something.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the chick that texted the whole time on her honeymoon? THAT'S acceptable? Phoning your friends during your honeymoon???
Weird. My boyfriend went to watch an OSU game at the bar with some friends for valentine's day. He thought I'd be mad. I had to assure him later on multiple DAYS that I was in no way mad - we had dinner that night, I got flowers, happy me - we did NOT have to spend the entire day together. I had stuff to do!
ReplyDeleteThis past Valentine's Day my husband and I went to the grocery store together and then to Starbucks. And then we went home and has leftovers. Life is not a romance novel.
ReplyDeletethese girls marry these musicians thinking life is gonna be a Disney movie fantasy everyday.
ReplyDeleteDanielle, you got the money be happy with that. Well until it runs out and it will.
Then you will have to go back to your old day job of bob cuts. You got married cuase Jonas boy wanted to get a little of the sexy times on his hang low. The thrill must be gone.
I can hear the p-whip cracking all the way over here...
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor Kevsies. That'll learn him (too little too late).
ReplyDeleteWow, it was just an argument that nosy people eavesdropped on. We have no idea what their relationship is really like. They probably worked it out and enjoyed the rest of the night. They are young, they will learn. One public "lecture" doesn't make her a stone cold bitch or serve as evidence that he should run for the hills.
ReplyDeleteAlso to all you perfect wives out there talking about what she is doing wrong - Awesome! Glad to know you have never lectured or argued with your husbands. Happy to know you are experts at how to be married to a famous person. Overjoyed that you never had a disappointing Valentine's Day in your early twenties. (Schadenfreude is a hell of a drug.)