Judging by the latest round of stories coming out of the UK, it looks like if you played for Chelsea anytime within the last five or six years and wanted to date Vanessa Perroncel she was available. Although her business manager is denying the latest affairs, even he knows there are too many people confirming it for it to be anything but true. If you include Wayne Bridge who is the guy Vanessa most recently cheated on, it appears that Vanessa had sex with 5 of the starting 11 of Chelsea. There was Wayne with whom she had the baby. There was John Terry, the English captain with whom she got pregnant but had an abortion. There was Adrian Mutu who was later banned for testing positive for cocaine. Also on her list was Eidur Gudjohnsen who was married and has three kids. Oh, and finally there was some mystery guy who will also probably turn out to be married and have kids.
Do you remember in Ghostbusters when Goser and the Key Master had to get together? I think this woman and Tiger Woods need to get together. They are perfect for each other. She likes athletes and doesn't care if they are married and have kids and he likes women like that.
Here is my guess for the mystery man - Ashley Cole. It is just a guess but he has been on vacation (see picture above) with Vanessa and Wayne. Yes, Cheryl Cole/Tweedy was also there but Vanessa has shown a fondness for men she vacations with and Ashley Cole has not exactly kept his d**k in his pants. Plus, Cheryl Cole today offered her support to Wayne which means I think she may have kicked Ashley in the balls last night and got him to tell her something.
I find it surprising that women are more forgiving of the affair with John Terry than men.
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Two entirely unsubstantiated internet rumors about Ashley Cole:
ReplyDelete1 - he plays for the other team (FYI - being gay is taboo in top flight UK football)
2 - he was the footballer who turned his phone to vibrate, shoved it up his arse (hopefully wrapped) and got a mate to call him.
Um, wow. Enty, I already loved you, but I love you even more now that you just threw in that Ghostbusters reference. Seriously??? Anyone who could make that reference needs to be my friend. We could have a lot of fun.
ReplyDelete"Venkman: Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
Librarian: What's THAT got to do with it?
Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist."
Wow. That woman has been busy! I can't imagine constantly spreading my legs for anyone and everyone, but then again I am not a desperate famewhore. I wonder how women like that look at themselves in the mirror without being disgusted and ashamed, but maybe I'm just being a judgmental bitch. I know I'd be ashamed of myself if I was her, and I wonder how people end up like that. I'd be interested in a study of women like this, I'd LOVE to know what goes on inside their heads. Some science-minded individual needs to get on that, enquiring minds wanna know!
ReplyDeleteOh, how I wish children's and non-celebrity faces were always blurred in paparazzi shots.
ReplyDeleteThat's a...nice upper thigh tattoo. Tribal too, huh? Classy.
ReplyDeleteyou know all the WAGs are checking on their boys today!
ReplyDeleteAs a big chelsea fan, my money it's on Frankie Lampard (so obvious), Michael Ballack (please not him!)
ReplyDeleteMost tattoos are tacky, but the one on her upper thigh takes the cake. Please, please let us see it in 30 years.
ReplyDeleteEh, @Amanda Rae, she probably thinks of her life as exciting and glamorous.
But why do these people always feel the need to procreate?
Vanessa with Tiger--perfect!
I'm with you, Jess, not my beloved Ballack!
ReplyDeleteGhostbusters reference? Enty, you are legend.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Tiger, I have the same question for her as for him. How did she schedule and keep track of them all?
She had score cards to keep track of them.
ReplyDeleteJess I'm with you on Lampard and quick possibly Eissen since he has form on his side.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I'm a Chelsea supporter, which is why when they get on the field I have to turn a blind eye to all the off-field dramas.
@Katy I know!!! I'm already sad because he's not been able to win with Germany a World cup and with Chelsea the champions league :(
ReplyDelete@gossip I also thought of M. Essien because they all go to the same clubs and party like there's no tomorrow. As for Terry, he's a pro on the pitch but this mistake probably will leave him out of the upcoming World Cup
I'm also a Chelsea fan and to be honest, the way the press always go for the footballers is very much with an agenda in mind.
ReplyDeleteWhether she went through the whole team or not, why is this being reported on? Is there nothing else going on in the world? I don't condone Terry's behaviour but damn, if they're not sabotaging their own team for the upcoming world cup.
I'm more concerned that we (Brits) seem to be hyping the WAG culture more and more and that's all young women can be arsed to aim for these days.
Whenever I see WAGS I think of Washington Area Girls Soccer, since I grew up playing soccer in the Washington DC area. It's funny to think the same acronym can have such a feminist meaning here, and such a chauvinist one over there, and both are related to soccer!
ReplyDeleteSo I guess my question to our English posters is: why are English girls more interested in shagging football players than being football players? For a football-loving place, how can you not have a top-ranked national women's team? Was Bend It Like Beckham bullshit?
@christina penn- good question! feminism is not a four letter word, preach on sista!!:)
ReplyDeleteIn case anyone's not sure, the one with the classy thigh tattoo is cheryl cole, the one in the white bikini is vanessa!
ReplyDelete@Christina Penn, the best reason or rather the worst, is lack of infrastructure and possibly motivation.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I remember, even those that have played for the female England team, in the past, had to find work in order to earn money, although the English FA did recently bring central contracts in. More here - http://tinyurl.com/ylb944n
I have just been told The News of the Worlds is to name and picture Ashley Cole as the fifth player shagging the French tart
ReplyDeleteWhen is the Cole thing gng to come out?
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