The Palm Beach Daily News which isn't exactly known for wild speculation reported earlier this week that the marriage of Donald Trump is in trouble. The Donald says that just isn't true and he told the newspaper that also. "There was a report in the Palm Beach Daily News that Melania and I are having problems, and it is 100% false, as I told them."
The rumors started because Donald has been spending weekends alone in Palm Beach while his family stays behind in New York. His explanation for this is "Melania used to come with me to Palm Beach every weekend, but now that we have a young son, his school comes first."
He went on to say that their five year old son has school on Friday evenings so the family has to stay in New York. OK, first things first here. I'm sure there are kids who have school in the evenings. But Friday evenings? Really? He is five. That part doesn't make any sense. Second of all, if he is so enamored of his family why don't they fly to Palm Beach after school ends? It isn't like Donald is flying commercial. The plane leaves when he wants it to leave. The kid is five. How late is he staying in school at night? Finally, why is he going down every weekend? Stay at home with your family. Just because he is in school Friday evenings still leaves Saturdays and Sundays that the family could be together. I smell lots of trouble here.
Puh-leeze, the Donald is already sticking his peen in some young puntang. Every point ENTY made it right. You're flyin on a private jet, you can leave whenever you want.
ReplyDeleteFirst time poster (lOooooong time reader). I thought that kid was born March, 2006. My math is shakey but I don't think he's 5.
ReplyDeletehere's what kills me: these old men who think that a young beauty REALLY loves them for them. Pffft. They'll actually delude themselves that these women would be with them if they weren't wealthy and/or famous. Delusional.
ReplyDeleteAnd if there's isn't a foundation of real love in the first place, there's no way it's going to work.
She's probably exhausted from wrestling his comb-over.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think this kid was five years old yet, either. But I botch the ages of my nine nieces and nephews, too, so what the hell do I know?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me if he's moving on. Once a pig, always a pig, right?
How many times has this ugly, pucker-lip, toupee wearer been married? Also how many times has he been lying when it comes to his marriage?
ReplyDeleteThe thought of a gal hitting the sack with The Donald makes me throwup a little. OK. A lot.
ReplyDeleteWere the Trumps in Miami this weekend??
ReplyDeleteIf that is a toupee, he got robbed. It's hideous.
ReplyDeleteIf he has to make a public statement that his marriage is fine, it probably means that she's at the attorney's office right now.
ReplyDeleteOmy who cares?
ReplyDeleteHis son was born March 20, 2006. He will be 4 this year.
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump is full of s**t.
What did Melania expect when she signed the marriage license -- undying love? At least she knows her son (forgot his name -- Bullion? Baron? Bullwinkle?) will be taken care of for the rest of his life.
ReplyDelete(Sorry to be so cranky, but really-- what did she expect in a relationship with him, other than $$ in the eventual divorce)??
Anyone besides me who would like to see The Donald & Ivana get back together?
ReplyDeletehow old is that picture? that kid looks about 2 1/2 to 3- also looks like he's still wearing diapers-- anyway, he does look adorable. glad there's no resemblance to The Donald!
ReplyDeletefiggy: what you said.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Figgy. This woman is (relatively) young and hot. The Donald should have reckoned on an outcome like this. Perhaps he did.
ReplyDeleteAdorable little boy.
Uh, the Palm Beach Daily News is totally a gossip rag. They don't report any real news. The actual news paper in the 33480 is the Palm Beach Post
ReplyDeletewhether there's trouble now or not, there will be eventually. but she's got her little golden goose right there in her arms.
ReplyDeletewhat's it take to raise a trump kid these days? i bet melania's going to say it takes a LOT.
Idk but his commercial w/the Manning bros is so damn annoying
ReplyDeleteI think she's too squinty to be pretty. She always looks like she's pissed off at someone waaaaaaaaaaaaay off in the horizon.
ReplyDeleteOh and Donald, FYI, no one's buying that awful babyhair combover you're rockin'.
lutefisk: me too. It would be adorable.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why he even bothers.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows he likes to screw hot young things for the ego trip and the hot young things are gold diggers who want to be taken care of for the rest of their lives so they don't have to work (so they pop out a kid to seal the deal).
No point in pretending it isn't anything more then a rather bizarre business relationship. Or to put it another way, he is the john and she is the high class whore.
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ReplyDeleteWell, Melania will be 40 this year, so it's time for the Donald to trade her in for a new model.
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