Kim is a viable answer, but it could also be Kandi. Fiancee was on the show, argued frequently with her mother, was highly rumored to be a big-time drug dealer in real life and was later killed outside a strip club.
oh Dave, Dave, Dave....RH is only THEE best show on TV. It is a non-stop freight train and each week you get to watch it crash! Each season/series is a different location. they have featured "Housewives" of Atlanta, New York, New Jersey & Orange County. It is on Bravo.
My vote is for Kandi. I think this is a RHOA one. The interesting relationship is phrased in the past tense, so I think this is referring to her now deceased ex-fiance AJ, who was shady as all get out. I hope this doesn't across as too stereo-typy, but Kandi seemed like a majorly strong woman, and I can see her as a lesbian or bi.
As for Kim, it could definitely be her, but I doubt she's an out and out lesbian, she seems like she'd sleep with anyone willing to pay her Neiman Marcus bill.
I guess I wanted to add that Kandi is by far and away my favorite "Real Housewife." She seems to be the only one from any of the shows (and you can correct me here, because I've never seen OC or NY) who legitimately has her own money. All the other women seem to only have family money, money from their current spouse, or money extracted from a divorce settlement. I really hope they have a 3rd Atlanta one and she's on it.
this is my only beef with the Housewives franchise, and lemme tell you it is a weird beef, but work with me here:
Orange County, in the pictures, they are holding : oranges
NY: apples
Atlanta: peaches
that is all well and good, then you got New Jersey: Nothing, standing there in their black dresses and pearls. HELLO? GARDEN STATE ANYONE?!? I am not even from there, and I knew that from second grade social studies. Let them stand there with hydrangeas and peonies. I mean, really!
oh, Kim would sleep with ANYONE. Kandi pings. and Gretchen, whew! she is a hot mess. I don't mean to pick, ok, I do, but she really isn't that pretty. She's odd, because in some pictures she looks good, and then sometimes her mouth kind of looks like an open, straining anus with gerbil teeth. Anyone notice that?
Oh, and I thought her boyfriend was named "Slade Smiley". Then on one episode everyone was referring to him as "Joe Slade." And no, it wasn't "Jo's Slade" as in his first girlfriend. They said "Joe, Joe Slade".
Gretchen's looks depend on the lighting. Sometimes she looks flawless, beautiful skin, hair, eyes, etc., but if the lighting is off her skin is horrible and she looks like crap. I've only heard Slade's name as Slade. Maybe they were saying Jo's Slade? I know he's slimey, but he's still cute, IMO.
Kiradris, I think Vicki from OC has her own money. She certainly works a lot.
Intriguing means unusual, captivating or arousing curiosity in. Slade fits that, he's been with a few of the RH of OC women, he's unemployed, dead beat dad to a dying son - Gretchen kind of fits this, do we know if she's ever been married for money or love?
Khandi also fits, dead boyfriend who was a hood rat and shot to death, past tense describing him, and I can see Khandi switching teams. At some point some women just give up they are ever going to find a decent loving man. It happens. I am leaning towards number 2 but I don't think Kim would keep that secret for even one minute.
Either way as long as someone finds love and they are happy, I'm all for it.
Gretchen was the first one I thought of too! Slade is a big ole douchebag! She is the third housewife he dated and is a slimy creepy kind of guy! I also agree with the person who commented about the lighting, sometimes she has gorgeous skin and at other times her skin looks lumpy.
This might have been the most amusing CDAN comments posted ever. Seriously...you all debated the virtues of the lover of a hoodrat, an ex prostitute, an anus with teeth (my fave), Luann (oh hel nah), and the glorious gold digger that is Kim. I can now die.
What about Jeanna from RHOC? I know she's not technically on the show right now, but her volitile relationship with drunk Matt was slightly intriguing, and now they are separated(possibly divorced) she is free to be bisexual.
Or it's just Kim being the attention whore that she is.
realitytvfans.com says that Tamra is going to drop a "bombshell" on the season finale on 3/4. I know the rumor has been that she's been boning some friend of Simon's but maybe it's her or she knows?
Zandra--Kandi's ex-fiance wasn't shot to death. He was beaten outside of a club he owned and subsequently died.
It is widely known in ATL that Sheree is gay. My hairdresser is a drag queen that regularly performs and as seen her at several parties with her girlfriend. However, no intriguing relationship (unless you count her poor ex-husband whom she was out to get in the divorce settlement).
It has to be one of them. I'm leaning towards Kim, just because of the intriguing hetero relationship part. We never saw "Big Poppa". He was intriguing, mysterious...But I also agree with whomever said: "Kim will fuck who ever pays her Nieman Marcus bill".. Funny Shit Man!!
BUT on the other hand, LuAnn had an intriguing relationship too. Just not as intriguin as Kim's.
I vote for the RHONJ with the Vulcan eyebrows -- Danielle. If she is gay, though, I feel sorry for any nice, self-respecting lesbian who falls for her. A predator is a predator. She is divorced, spent Season 1 "dating" a guy about half her age, and seemed pretty open about the fact that she was hunting for a husband whose sole qualification was the ability to bankroll her lifestyle and support her two daughters in the style to which they were accustomed. Her description of the perfect man created, for me, anyway, a vivid image of an ATM with a penis. Very romantic.
The bombshell on Orange County for Tamra could be her divorce, I know they are divorcing/divorced now, and she could be dating her real estate partner who is Simon's best friend, I am not remembering his name.
I can't stand the new housewife, her husband is super creepy he "lays his hands" on her and the children (they have 2 to sometimes 3 nannies) every morning for Jesus and prayers etc., he talks about her huge boobs to their paster etc., ugh! None of the men seem to work except Vicki's husband Donn and Lynn's husband who works construction, you never see them doing their "jobs", or going anywhere to work.
Jeana is an interesting guess, her kids would give her hell, so I do not think it is her, but definately intriguing, imo.
The anus comment is hilarious, now I will think that when she has that weird laugh/talk thing that she does, too funny!!
It's Kim (Real Housewives of Atlanta)
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ReplyDeleteYeah isn't this Kim who is dating Out Lesbian DJ Tracy Young? Kind of old news if it is her, babe.
ReplyDeleteKim is a viable answer, but it could also be Kandi. Fiancee was on the show, argued frequently with her mother, was highly rumored to be a big-time drug dealer in real life and was later killed outside a strip club.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Gretchen and Slade?
ReplyDeleteBethanny
ReplyDeleteI am hopelessly uncool, what the Real Housewife?
ReplyDeletebethenny's engaged and pregnant. not her.
ReplyDeleteoh Dave, Dave, Dave....RH is only THEE best show on TV. It is a non-stop freight train and each week you get to watch it crash! Each season/series is a different location. they have featured "Housewives" of Atlanta, New York, New Jersey & Orange County. It is on Bravo.
ReplyDeleteKim Zolciak, Heterosexual relationship w/married guy (Big Papa)...yeah, I watch it and LOVE that show.
ReplyDeletegotta go with the chick who was in a prostitution and drug ring on the New Jersey season.
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ReplyDeletedo not care about housewives, real or otherwise.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Kandi. I think this is a RHOA one. The interesting relationship is phrased in the past tense, so I think this is referring to her now deceased ex-fiance AJ, who was shady as all get out. I hope this doesn't across as too stereo-typy, but Kandi seemed like a majorly strong woman, and I can see her as a lesbian or bi.
ReplyDeleteAs for Kim, it could definitely be her, but I doubt she's an out and out lesbian, she seems like she'd sleep with anyone willing to pay her Neiman Marcus bill.
cdanluva, I hope you are not insinuating there is anything wrong with prostitution and drugs.
ReplyDeleteDave, no of course not. My motto is: what's good enough for the New Jersey housewives is good enough for me.
ReplyDeleteI guess I wanted to add that Kandi is by far and away my favorite "Real Housewife." She seems to be the only one from any of the shows (and you can correct me here, because I've never seen OC or NY) who legitimately has her own money. All the other women seem to only have family money, money from their current spouse, or money extracted from a divorce settlement. I really hope they have a 3rd Atlanta one and she's on it.
ReplyDeletethis is my only beef with the Housewives franchise, and lemme tell you it is a weird beef, but work with me here:
ReplyDeleteOrange County, in the pictures, they are holding : oranges
NY: apples
Atlanta: peaches
that is all well and good, then you got New Jersey: Nothing, standing there in their black dresses and pearls. HELLO? GARDEN STATE ANYONE?!? I am not even from there, and I knew that from second grade social studies. Let them stand there with hydrangeas and peonies. I mean, really!
oh, Kim would sleep with ANYONE.
Kandi pings.
and Gretchen, whew! she is a hot mess. I don't mean to pick, ok, I do, but she really isn't that pretty. She's odd, because in some pictures she looks good, and then sometimes her mouth kind of looks like an open, straining anus with gerbil teeth. Anyone notice that?
Oh, and I thought her boyfriend was named "Slade Smiley". Then on one episode everyone was referring to him as "Joe Slade." And no, it wasn't "Jo's Slade" as in his first girlfriend. They said "Joe, Joe Slade".
ok, I'm done. Sorry for ranting.
What about a wild card guess...
ReplyDeleteLuAnn? Would her former marriage to a Count be intriguing?
Gretchen's looks depend on the lighting. Sometimes she looks flawless, beautiful skin, hair, eyes, etc., but if the lighting is off her skin is horrible and she looks like crap. I've only heard Slade's name as Slade. Maybe they were saying Jo's Slade? I know he's slimey, but he's still cute, IMO.
ReplyDeleteKiradris, I think Vicki from OC has her own money. She certainly works a lot.
Gretchen looks like a rat, not the Mafia kind but animal kind. And she talks and laughs like a pig. I vote for He by ShuRay
ReplyDeleteoh, totally forgot about that Tranny!
ReplyDeletekim they're are going to spin it on the next season
ReplyDeleteIntriguing means unusual, captivating or arousing curiosity in. Slade fits that, he's been with a few of the RH of OC women, he's unemployed, dead beat dad to a dying son - Gretchen kind of fits this, do we know if she's ever been married for money or love?
ReplyDeleteKhandi also fits, dead boyfriend who was a hood rat and shot to death, past tense describing him, and I can see Khandi switching teams. At some point some women just give up they are ever going to find a decent loving man. It happens. I am leaning towards number 2 but I don't think Kim would keep that secret for even one minute.
Either way as long as someone finds love and they are happy, I'm all for it.
Gretchen was the first one I thought of too! Slade is a big ole douchebag! She is the third housewife he dated and is a slimy creepy kind of guy! I also agree with the person who commented about the lighting, sometimes she has gorgeous skin and at other times her skin looks lumpy.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kelli on RHNYC???
ReplyDeletezandra said:
ReplyDelete"At some point some women just give up they are ever going to find a decent loving man".
Oh, puhleeze!! One is born gay, one does not become gay for lack of a better option...it's not a choice, luv.
I first thought of Gretchen, but Kandi would work too.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Gretchen's mouth does in fact resemble an anus with teeth. Kudos to her for not trying to fix it with plastic surgery.
This might have been the most amusing CDAN comments posted ever. Seriously...you all debated the virtues of the lover of a hoodrat, an ex prostitute, an anus with teeth (my fave), Luann (oh hel nah), and the glorious gold digger that is Kim. I can now die.
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Gretchen...sometimes her mouth kind of looks like an open, straining anus with gerbil teeth. Anyone notice that?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Gretchen's mouth does in fact resemble an anus with teeth.
Not a fan of Gretchen's or anything but try as I might, I just don't see the anus with teeth resemblance.
I'm hoping it's Kelly. She was pretty loathsome. I dislike Vicki equally as much, but I just don't get the gaydar on her.
What about Jeanna from RHOC? I know she's not technically on the show right now, but her volitile relationship with drunk Matt was slightly intriguing, and now they are separated(possibly divorced) she is free to be bisexual.
ReplyDeleteOr it's just Kim being the attention whore that she is.
I'll go with that.
jeana/don
ReplyDeleterealitytvfans.com says that Tamra is going to drop a "bombshell" on the season finale on 3/4. I know the rumor has been that she's been boning some friend of Simon's but maybe it's her or she knows?
ReplyDeleteZandra--Kandi's ex-fiance wasn't shot to death. He was beaten outside of a club he owned and subsequently died.
ReplyDeleteIt is widely known in ATL that Sheree is gay. My hairdresser is a drag queen that regularly performs and as seen her at several parties with her girlfriend. However, no intriguing relationship (unless you count her poor ex-husband whom she was out to get in the divorce settlement).
Kim, Gretchen, LuAnn or Khandi.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be one of them. I'm leaning towards Kim, just because of the intriguing hetero relationship part. We never saw "Big Poppa". He was intriguing, mysterious...But I also agree with whomever said: "Kim will fuck who ever pays her Nieman Marcus bill".. Funny Shit Man!!
BUT on the other hand, LuAnn had an intriguing relationship too. Just not as intriguin as Kim's.
Kim Zolciak FTW..
chihuahuense - LOL - they should be holding tomatoes, that's what the Garden State is known for. Some Rutgers Big Boys would do.
ReplyDeleteBest tomatoes on earth, too, Jersey tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteI vote for the RHONJ with the Vulcan eyebrows -- Danielle. If she is gay, though, I feel sorry for any nice, self-respecting lesbian who falls for her. A predator is a predator. She is divorced, spent Season 1 "dating" a guy about half her age, and seemed pretty open about the fact that she was hunting for a husband whose sole qualification was the ability to bankroll her lifestyle and support her two daughters in the style to which they were accustomed. Her description of the perfect man created, for me, anyway, a vivid image of an ATM with a penis. Very romantic.
Geeze, throw a dart at the cast members, huh? This could be anyone!
ReplyDeleteI think it's Kandi .
ReplyDeleteshe's my favorite on ANY of the different real housewives. she has her own money and is actually talented.
what about "the Countess" though ?
The(dis)Countess would never admit to being a lesbian, or bisexual. I'm suprised she admitted to splitting with the Count.
ReplyDeleteThe bombshell on Orange County for Tamra could be her divorce, I know they are divorcing/divorced now, and she could be dating her real estate partner who is Simon's best friend, I am not remembering his name.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the new housewife, her husband is super creepy he "lays his hands" on her and the children (they have 2 to sometimes 3 nannies) every morning for Jesus and prayers etc., he talks about her huge boobs to their paster etc., ugh! None of the men seem to work except Vicki's husband Donn and Lynn's husband who works construction, you never see them doing their "jobs", or going anywhere to work.
Jeana is an interesting guess, her kids would give her hell, so I do not think it is her, but definately intriguing, imo.
The anus comment is hilarious, now I will think that when she has that weird laugh/talk thing that she does, too funny!!
"I'm hoping it's Kelly. She was pretty loathsome. I dislike Vicki equally as much, but I just don't get the gaydar on her."
ReplyDeleteMango, I don't understand, why do you 'hope' it's Kelly? Because you believe it is bad to be gay, so you hope it is true of people you dislike?
Sorry if I'm misinterpreting.
This morning on usmagazine.com:
ReplyDeleteReal Houswives' Kim Zolciak Steps Out with Girlfriend!
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/real-housewives-kim-zolciak-steps-out-with-girlfriend-201013