Today's Blind Items
This member of a singing family has not always made as much money as he is making right now. He is probably the most famous of the remaining brothers. Anyway, since he has always tried to dodge creditors he has all his bank accounts and credit cards in his wife's name. Apparently the whole asking for i.d when using a credit card doesn't apply to this guy. Nothing has his name on it.
Jermaine?
ReplyDeleteNot even blind.
ReplyDeleteJermaine of course.
ReplyDeleteIt could be an Osmond. No...it must be Jermaine.
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ReplyDeleteEasy peasy. Jermaine.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jermaine the one in an u-g-l-y divorce battle, fighting with his ex because she wants support and he keeps his money stashed?
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to "don't you know who I am" tho.
ReplyDeleteIt probably is Jermaine but Im going to guess Donny because he is making a ton of cash right now from ET and his Vegas show, and tour. I cant think of what Jermaine is making money on
ReplyDeleteDonnie has always been the most famous and the best paid, can't be him
ReplyDeleteTotally Jermaine.
ReplyDeleteMeh. I wish Michael was still here so we wouldn't have to put up with the antics of his batshit insane family (excluding Janet, of course). The very minute he passed they all came crawling out of the woodwork to exploit his memory. Enough already!
As long as the credit card is signed, it is a violation of the merchant agreement to ask for ID!!!
ReplyDeleteOh come on, gotta give us a harder one than this....
ReplyDeleteRoyal Eduardo: His dead brother. Because of that, the remaining bros got that idiotic reality show.
ReplyDeleteI'm with O. or 0.
ReplyDeleteEnty could have called a holiday today, but he didn't. so, thanks Enty!
too easy!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Donny Osmond, but who knows.
ReplyDeletelol - my first thought was a Gibb brother. I couldn't figure out why he's making a ton of money *now*. I'll jump on the Jermaine train.
ReplyDeleteare any of the Osmond brothers deceased?
ReplyDeletejermaine ftw!
ReplyDeleteAngie, what kind of doggy do you have? He looks very similar to my wirehaired pointing griffon!
ReplyDeleteNone of the Osmond brothers have died ergo the "remaining brothers" phrase wouldn't make any sense. I'll say Jermaine just because I hate the Jacksons and it makes me feel good to say so.
ReplyDeleteIts not Donny. He has always been themost famous of the brothers. Jermaine Jackson makes more sense and it says "remaining brothers", which intimates that one has passed (Michael).
ReplyDeleteDIRTY JOBS Marathon! YEAH!
ReplyDelete'remaining brothers' - are any of the Osmond's dead?
ReplyDeleteSounds like a Jackson to me.
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ReplyDeleteJermaine gotta be!!
ReplyDeleteTotal no-brainer today. Everyone's favorite deadbeat, Jermaine Jackson.
ReplyDeleteI got one right!!!!!
Jermaine, that creepy McCreepster!
ReplyDelete"remaining brothers" indicates one has passed. Although the Osmonds have lost both their parents, to my knowledge, all the children are still alive, so that lets them out.
ReplyDeleteI was intrigued by the Gibb guess, but the way this was worded, I'm thinking the guy in question is not only a douche of epic proportions, but also has financial issues. Can't be a Gibb - they've been working most of their lives and have too many residuals rolling in. (And would Barry or Robin be the more famous of the two?)
Takes me back to the Jacksons. Jermaine FTW.
i read these all the time but never guess. must say this one SCREAMS jermaine. he's such a douche.
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ReplyDeleteYou could have stopped after "This member of a singing famiy".
Lego Man for the win
ReplyDeleteMaybe Danny Bonnaduce? Naw, its Jermaine. On the show, his wife is his manager/accountant/shoe-shiner/lentball-picker. And plus he's been doing really bizarre solo things (that probably reap the big bucks). He's a big deal in Mumbai right now.
ReplyDeleteInglesias?
ReplyDeleteOne of the BeeGees.
ReplyDeleteOne of the BeeGees.
ReplyDeleteOne of the BeeGees.
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