Apparently Tila Tequila has once again decided to give up Twitter. That will probably last about three days. In addition she is moving back to Texas for the next few months so she and the baby can rest. Not to fear though. She will be back. “Once I come back it’s going to be huge,” Tila said. “All your questions about who the father is, am I really pregnant, how far along am I, am I getting married? Maybe I’ll answer all your questions when I get back.”
My guess is that she will never leave because they just don't have paps in Texas like they do in LA. But, if she does decide to actually leave she wants to get some cash to help with the trip. How? By having a garage sale. “I’m going to have an open house Tila Tequila garage sale! You are all welcome to walk around and look at things. I’m going to leave a bunch of dresses behind, I’m going to leave these couches behind, shoes and even random things that you might like, like panties or whatever.”
Yeah, that is just what I need. A pair of Tila Tequila panties. She and Bret Michaels need to do a show. Skeeze Of Love.
What? I thought she had a miscarriage! No? Who is the father this time? Michael Jackson?
ReplyDeleteTila's got bigger problems than moving to Texas and having a garage sale. Bloggers are trying to bring her down, F.B.I style.
ReplyDeleteIs this to finance rehab and an Octomom pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteUsed Tila Tequila panties. I'd rather have an old pair of John Goodman's shorts, and you know those puppies have stripes. But at least I wouldn't run the risk of catching God-knows-what from them.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is two cups of crazy. And not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteThis chick is seriously whack. Who lets a shitload of strangers roam your through your house? I know she's crazy, but she's honestly disgusting - panties? Is that supposed to be sexy?
ReplyDeleteI also thought she had "miscarried". God, she's so full of lies.
Why doesn't she make money like any decent stripper and have sex with a famous married man and sell the story to Life&Style? It's an EXCELLENT way to earn a few bucks AND get mentioned in a gossip rag!
ReplyDeleteA "miscarriage" means the attention stops. So baby is back on! And what happened to the poor Russian baby she was going to get?
ReplyDeleteI have to admit: I love reading her twitter. It makes me feel better about myself.
Crap-she's coming back to Houston...lucky us. Not sure what part of town she's coming back to, but I'll keep an eye out for her, or not. ;)
ReplyDelete“All your questions about who the father is, am I really pregnant, how far along am I, am I getting married? Maybe I’ll answer all your questions when I get back.”
ReplyDeletewho does she think she is...a LOST episode???
OMG, I just realized what this reminds me of. Any other 'Days' fans remember the Claire doll? The show was too cheap to hire a baby actor so they kept passing around this clearly fake doll. It was creepy and hilarious at the same time.
ReplyDeleteOH SHIT! I didn't know she is from Texas..
ReplyDeletePlease keep her, we don't want her back.
Doesn't anyone in her life truly care about her? She doesn't need to go to Texas, she needs to be an inpatient at a mental health center.
ReplyDeleteI hate when people say things like "Once I come back it's going to be huge."
ReplyDeletePeople who say this are never as big as they think they are.
Is she gonna go away and try to figure out how to get pregnant for reals this time??
ReplyDelete/eyeroll
Man, there are some seriously bizarre and deluded f*ckers in Hollywierd.
ReplyDeletelol...she is ALREADY back on twitter...she gave it up for about 3 days. she is an idiot
ReplyDeleteAh, you guys are cracking me up today.
ReplyDeletelol @ delilah!
ReplyDeleteMuch of this story is on Tilarotspot.blogger.com. It's pretty ugly if they can prove what they are saying. She has no common sense or is truly a stupid cow if she was performing sex acts for kids 14 years old on her Ustream account. That is not okay, it's a crime and should be.
ReplyDeleteShe's leaving the state which to me indicates she's guilty and the MTV deal collapsed so she is broke and needs to mooch off her sister as she has no friends now. Something is not right with this whole situation and it will be interesting to see if the bloggers have the screen caps they need, proving she was stripping on cam for a boy who ID'd himself as 14. If so then it's predatory sex acts with a minor. Ugh.
Tila sic'd her "army" of kids on the bloggers. What a tool.
there is clear evidence that this dragon lady was performing for minors on her ustream site. you know the one where she has the tampon? go on youtube and you can find conversations of her on the phone with minors. she tells one 14 year old boy that they can phone bone. disgusting. this $5 make you holla trick has got to go.
ReplyDeleteI have thankfully been oblivious to this nasty trick's shananigans. Hope the bloggers take her down.
ReplyDeleteAw! Dang it! Been way too busy and now Tilarotspot.blogger.com is apparently gone! : (
ReplyDeleteBoo! I was looking forward to reading it!
That'll teach me!