Do you know who Steve Williams is? Well, he is the long time caddy to Tiger Woods. He says that when Tiger returns to golf he won't ask his boss about anything that has gone on since Thanksgiving and he also promises to protect him against hecklers who follow Tiger while he is playing. That will be some full time duty there because one of the things about golf and its fans is that the days are long and they are generally pretty well lubricated with alcohol by the time a player like Tiger tees off. I can think of lots of great heckles for people when they see Tiger play.
"Strippers. Get your strippers."
"Duck. Here comes a golf club."
"Hey. Tiger. Look. Derek Jeter is naked."
I could go on all day.
The best part of this post is Sunday Tiger Woods crying like a baby. HA!
ReplyDeleteIf Tiger were a better man and help the economy he would give a few of his "girlfriends" a caddy job. I hear the tips are good.
ReplyDeletei actually want to go to a golf tournament now.
ReplyDeleteWhat's he crying about?
ReplyDeleteActually, you can be kicked off the course for making too much noise.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN "A ROLE MODEL" FALLS OFF THE PEDESTAL ...HE CREATED THIS SITUATION ALL BY HIMSELF AND NOW HE HAS TO GET THROUGH THE FALLOUT...HE HASN'T SEEN THE WORST OF IT YET...
ReplyDeleteThe guy should have stayed retired or whatever it was he was going to do.
ReplyDeleteYeah, why on earth is he crying?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am pretty sure those hecklers will be thrown out of the audience pretty quickly... unless they can be super smooth about it!
Aahaha, great picture!
ReplyDeleteIs this an old picture or was Tiger actually crying after the Thanksgiving incident?
ReplyDeletei like how you use the word "lubricated" to describe tiger. seems a fitting for him given all his porn mistresses etc
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ReplyDeletePlease, more info on the time and place of this picture!
ReplyDelete@mngoddess - what kind of "tip" are you talking about? ;)
ReplyDeleteI think that's a photo from the first tournament he won after his dad died. He sobbed and sobbed.
ReplyDeleteI think that's a photo from the first tournament he won after his dad died. He sobbed and sobbed.
ReplyDeleteI usually try and zone out and do ANYTHING other than pay attention when my husband has golf on, but when Tiger returns I will be watching.
ReplyDeleteThe Masters, though, is very protected and protective. Those guys won't hesitate to give a heckler the boot. People wait years to get grounds passes. Everyone will behave.
ReplyDeleteThat's his caddy? What happened to the homeless-looking guy?
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