Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today, but the original American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson probably could qualify for the top spot. Looks like she wanted to be a red head.
Kellan Lutz is the new ummm, face of Calvin Klein underwear. Yeah, it was the face for sure they wanted.
Congratulations to the happy couple. Katie Price and Alex Reid got married in Vegas. There must be a paycheck in it for her somewhere but she didn't have a photographer there and only her tv crew who are always filming. Maybe she will sell pictures of the honeymoon.
I don't want to say that you have to watch Parks & Recreation, but it is pretty damn funny and Aziz Ansari is one of the reasons why. Here he is with Kristen Schaal.
Miley Cyrus & Demi Lovato. No doubt Miley is telling Demi all about the latest in 9 year old lingerie fashions.
Hey look. Melissa Rivers wrote a book.
Look at all those guys surrounding my Princess.
Sasha Lazard - New York City
Shaun White says he wants a new nickname. As much money as he gets from Red Bull he should just change his name to that.
Tenacious D - Los Angeles
Hahahahahahahaha..Tori..Hahahahahahaha. Spelling..Hahahahaha. Eating pizza.
A Whitney Houston hug. It is kind of scary.
This Australian banker didn't realize he was on tv while looking at naked pictures of Miranda Kerr. Then he got a text from his wife and..
"No, honey see, I was looking at e-mail."
For a second I thought Whitney Port had pulled a Peaches Geldof and tattooed her entire body.

39 comments:

  1. Hmmm is that Kelly's lover behind her?

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  2. HA! That news guy in the background. Busted.

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  3. Who is Shaun White?

    I really have no interest in the Rivers women. Never have.

    Totally agree about Aziz Ansari. I don't watch that show often, but my LOL moments are usually right after something he's said. "I always advise people to take the high road. It means there's more room for me on the low road."

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  4. Tenacious D Woohoo!

    I still ♥ Kelly Clarkson

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  5. I love Aziz Ansari. He is so funny.

    Did they stretch the photo vertically of the Princess (I don't know here name or what she is Princess of)? Or is she that super thin?

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  6. oh Rocket..we're taking away your I Live Close To The Olympics card..lol.

    He's a snowboarder/skateboarder.

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  8. ...and i might have a small crush on Vinnie from JS. it's mostly because of how he mocks the whole GTL.

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  9. Shaun White was funny on Letterman last night. As an aside, Jimmy Fallon was good too. I know! I watch for The Roots.

    I don't think Kellan Lutz is attractive at all.

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  10. My goodness, Kelly Clarkson is HUGE! She's still pretty though.

    That Kellan Lutz looks like Jon Gosselin to me. I don't care about his body, it cannot make up for that freaky face!

    Isn't Whoredan's new husband the answer to a BI about the MMA fighter who repeatedly slept with a ladyboy in Thailand? If so, God only knows what diseases he's got. Not that it matters since Whoredan probably has a baker's dozen herself.

    That Shaun White has such beautiful hair, but he is so painfully unattractive.

    If I was married to a man who called me a horseface behind my back and said he only married me for my money, I'd probably have some looks-based/control issues. I'm no fan of Tori, but that's gotta hurt. Maybe it's karma for messing with a married man in the first place?

    LOL to the guy with the porn...HILARIOUS!!

    Whitney Port is about as attractive as Giuliana Rancic, which is pretty damned ugly. Who is she anyway? Some stupid Hills girl, right?

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  11. Saw the docu "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" at Sundance and it's great! Really explains her and Melissa. There are some unflattering things about Joan in there and to her credit, she didn't tell the filmmakers to take anything out. She found watching the docu difficult, but came to Sundance to see audience reaction, which was great. I really recommend seeing it, when it comes out.

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  12. I wonder if Kelly Clarkson is really that big or she just seems big since we look at bobbleheads in pics all the time? She might just be 'normal people' sized.

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  13. -A red-head Kelly Clarkson looks puffy
    -I don't get the appeal of Kellan Lutz
    -I'm not a tween fan but I always find Demi Lovato beautiful, Miley looked really good on the grammys but then she starts talking...
    -Princess Letizia looks really skinny, painfully skinny IMHO
    -I kind of feel bad for Tori too, I know I'll burn in hell but she seems so sad and fake all the time
    -The guy watching Miranda Kerr..BWAHAHAHA!

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  14. Shaun White is easily the best competitive snowboarder of all time.

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  15. Kelly Clarkson is not huge. Old Star Jones? Huge. John Goodman? Huge. That Gabby girl from Precious? Huge. Aretha Franklin? Huge. Kelly Clarkson? Chubby, overweight, yes. But she is not huge. Huge = 300+ pounds and she is far from it.

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  16. Wasn't there a BI about a celebuspawn looking to cash in on a tell-all that paints an unflattering parental portrait?

    Hey, look! Melissa Rivers wrote a book!

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  17. Love, love, love Joan Rivers. Best live performance I've ever seen. Just her and a mike, amazing.

    Kellan Lutz is haaaaat.

    Leave Kelly alone, if she's happy with herself, that's all that matters.

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  18. I'm glad someone who can sing, Kelly Clarkson, is so successful even though she doesn't play into the skinny-centric Hollywood mold. She weighs what? A buck-forty? That's positively average.

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  19. Oh man, I missed it when Dean said those things about Tori. Where was this reported? I don't feel that sorry for her, regardless of what he said.

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  20. Nevermind, I googled tori dean gossip and found this:

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/09/tabloid-tori-spelling-is-dean-mcdermotts-ticket-to-money-and-fam/

    Someone in comments there said she warned her fans about it via twitter so they knew it was coming.

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  21. Ooh Shaun White love him!

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  22. I'm very concerned by how many people think Kelly Clarkson is large. Every time we comment on weight we buy into the shallow, media driven BS that you have to look a certain way to be accepted and loved. I am also worried that postings on this site are becoming very mean spirited and nasty. Can we address people's actions (and I will accept clothing choices) rather than looks which they have no control over. And then when they do something to those looks, they get hammered anyway.

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  23. @ amanda rae - Kelly Clarkson is NOT huge. Misguided comments like that are the reason why so many girls have weight issues,

    I didn't know who Shaun White was either, but I live in Florida and haven't seen snow in 20 years.

    Dean McDermott has no right to call Tori a horse face when he sports a weasel face.

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  24. Oh, didn't recognize Katie Price at all! She's known as "Jordan" and has those ridiculously huge breast implants, right?

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  25. I really hate that Kelly Clarkston looks "big" to some people. I agree that we've become very accustomed to looking at actresses and singers who are a size 0, so a normal size looks abnormally large. It's getting bad.

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  26. I also wanted to include that people like Tori Spelling, who probably starve themselves to look thin (i.e. picture above), would probably look freakish to the normal population (i.e. those of us who do not live in her world). Whereas someone like Kelly Clarkston, in person, would probably look completely normal and healthy.

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  27. That is Kelly's GF for sure. <3

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  28. Love Kelly Clarkson no matter what her size, at the very least she is normal in so many aspects!!

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  29. Good to see skinny and scrawny Tori Spelling eating some fatty foods. It might add some filler to her gaunt face too.
    http://nicole-kidman-journey.blogspot.com/

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  30. All I meant was that Kelly looks huge compared to the last pictures I saw of her.

    Also, it seems rather hypocritical for some people to be all indignant when someone makes a comment about a bigger girl's weight, then turns right around and starts talking shit about a thin girl's weight. Nobody REALLY knows why Tori is so thin, she could be like me and only be thin because of stomach issues that keep her from eating "like a normal person". Either we don't talk negatively about anyone's weight, or we talk about everyone's weight, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. At least not without sounding hypocritical.

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  31. I just think Kelly needs a stylist or something. I don't think she's fat at all.

    Hollywood sucks with its body issues.

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  32. I adore Shaun White! The "Flying Tomato" is just so damn likeable. I've got the biggest (non-sexual) crush on him. :) And, he's so freaking talented! He makes some insanely difficult snowboarding tricks look effortless.

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  33. Kelly looks overweight because she isn't toned up. It is easier for a person to appear "fat" if they don't exercise and then gain weight.

    That being said she looks like any normal human who doesn't have a super healthy diet and daily fitness routine.

    By the same token Tori Spelling is equally unhealthy. She obviously is not eating healthy and certainly doesn't look fit.

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  34. Dear Pauly D,

    Time for some new clothes, pal.

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  35. Melissa Rivers looks like she's getting Bingo Wings.

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  36. Heard on good authority that the reason for Katie Price's quickie wedding is because she's knocked up yet again, this time with her new hatchet-faced tranny husband's baby. 'Cause she's such a wonderful parent to the three she already has, and all. Ugh.

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  37. Kelly is a bit on the chubby side, like many Texas gals, but that's not really the issue. Her clothing and appearance seem to imply that she's just given up. Now I've read her blog and she sounds like a great, wonderful, sassy woman, as well as a great singing talent. But she could take a little more pride in her appearance. You know, wear clothing that flatters her and looks nice, and if she wants to go out without makeup, then throw some sunglasses and lip gloss on. It doesn't take much to make an effort - I have 3 kids and work, so I know - maybe just 5 minutes of thought? She certainly has the money to enable her to buy nice casual comfy clothes that still flatter.

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