Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. This is Lily Allen on the way to the gym. Seriously. I wonder if she smokes on the treadmill. I would love that picture.
Apparently Cristian Lay was so desperate for attention that he hired Mischa Barton to show up at his fashion show. I guess Lindsay was busy.
At some point, Mario really needs to give up the orange shoes. At least he isn't wearing shorts.
I know he is a really good actor, but whenever I see Nicholas Hoult I just picture him in About A Boy.
Kind of like when I picture Henry Thomas in E.T. When is the last time he posed with Drew Barrymore?
For all of you straight guys out there, this man is your worst nightmare. Nicholas Sparks. For the record, no guy will ever rebuild a house in the hopes that someone will notice it and then come back to him. How can a real guy ever compete with that?
Ne-Yo even makes track suits look good. Damn him.
The guy is a producer. No matter how innocent this might look, I bet he is going for the look down Amanda Seyfried's dress.
Later Amanda doesn't dance on the tables, she kneels on them.
Your Real Housewives picture of the day.
A Lady GaGa duet with Sam Rockwell and Christopher Walken. Of course that is a good excuse for this link. Never gets old.
Who would you rather have? Topher Grace or Joseph Gordon Levitt?
I think Valentino and that Donatella doppelganger are related. That orange glow is something else.
"I'm melting."
Will it be cheesy? Yes. Is it for a good cause? Absolutely. I just can't believe Paris or Lindsay didn't manage to sneak in and for that I am eternally grateful.


37 comments:

  1. Vince Vaughn? Really??

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  2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Hands down.

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  3. Please just tell me Chris Brown was left out.

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  4. WTF is Vince Vaughn doing in there?

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  5. I think I see Chris Brown's ginormous teef glowing behind the guy that looks like David Spade.

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  6. Is that Barbra next to that awful Bieber kid? She looks like she's been "to the dentist" -- a LOT.

    Oh, and Jeff Bridges? There's only ONE Kris Kristofferson. Shave it. Filming's over and you're a shoo-in for the goddamn Oscar.

    Vince Vaughn must be playing the Dan Aykroyd role this time around.

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  7. i just love henry thomas.

    and why would that producer bother going to such lengths to look down amanda's dress? she's pretty much put it all out there for everyone to see, so that just seems like extra work.

    i cannot wait to hear the new we are the world. i was a kid when the first one came out and as cheesy as it is, i absolutely love it!

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  8. Joseph Gordon Levitt x's 1 billion!!

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  9. i'm too sad Sam Rockwell isn't nominated for an Oscar whereas he's too great in Moon!!

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  10. Dear Lils, Ciggies are gross.

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  11. there's wyclef, front and center! LOL!!!

    OH, And JG-L for the win.

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  12. Joseph Gordon-Levitt - I just love how he grew up into such a talented hottie.

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  13. Joseph Gordon-Levitt!!!

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  14. 'Skins' pretty much demanded that I stop seeing Nicholas Hoult as his character in 'About a Boy'.

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  15. Alex & Simon - SICK!!!!!!! He is such a creep show!

    (there's no way in hell Alex took a bite of that)

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  16. Nicholas Sparks stories make me want to barf.

    I can't believe I had to click on the pic to figure out who the Wicked Witch is. I should've known by my initial reaction - "my god, is that woman skinny!"

    By "have," you mean "adopt," right? Because when I look at Topher or Joseph, I think "aww, look at those cute little kids."

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  17. I like Topher Grace and Joseph Gordon Levitt. I'm still holding out for Daniel Craig...

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  18. I am inexplicably very attracted to Jason Mraz. Why? I have no clue. It just happened.

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  19. Joseph Gordon Levitt.

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  20. LMAO @ DivaJulia!! When I first read he was going to be there, I had to re-read about 5 times. WTF??

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  21. Odd that the caption about straight men was phrased "your worst nightmare", and not "our".

    I'm not sure I care too much who is actually writing this blog....but stick to your cover, ladies.

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  22. What? Is Topher filmimg the Mr.Roger's Story: Won't You Be My Neighbor? ??
    (WTH is up with that sweater? Is he 80yrs old?)

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  23. wth, valentino? =O

    awww, see, there's that cutie little justin whatshisname. does he have any talent?

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  24. @chopchop - I think the Spade-lookin' guy is Jason Mraz and I hope hope hope you're not right that it is Brown.

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  25. Topher Grace is amazing, but I think that JGL is pretty awesome, too. Can I just have them both? ;-)

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  26. "I am inexplicably very attracted to Jason Mraz. Why?"

    Because talent is sexy. :)

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  27. I'd give up Topher Grace and Joseph Gordon Levitt (both of whom I enjoy) for more LEE PACE!

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  28. @Mooshki - I used to think Mraz is cute until his public awareness (or whatever) video describing how to get the most out of very little toilet paper after going #2 - it involved multiple "uses" of the words "folding" and "wiping". Quiver killed.

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  29. Okay, Amanda Seyfried has the most gorgeous breasts I've ever seen.

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  30. Valentino's hand to face color mismatch bothers me.

    Lily Allen has short legs, when I scrolled down, it was disappointing.

    I saw the old We are the World video recently,and I was thinking that if they remade it, none of the stars, esp. the women would be caught dead in a standard sized printed sweatshirt. It would have to be all tight or low cut or something.

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  31. "About a boy" was a fantastic movie.

    Amanda Seyfried looks good.

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  32. Oh Lily Allen.

    I LOVE About a Boy. What a handsome guy that Nicholas has turned out to be.

    Nicholas Sparks: Enty, I am with you. I have always wondered what his married life is really like. And how it is possible that a man could write like that. :) I just read another of his books and it was very cringeworthy for me.

    Before 500 Days of Summer I would have said Topher but definitely Joseph Gordon Levitt!!!

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  33. Vince Vaughn? What is this? A scene from Wedding Crashers 2?

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  34. joseph gordon levitt definitely!

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  35. Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

    *sigh*

    And Henry Thomas?

    *double sigh*

    Niagra, Niagra was one of the most incredible movies for me.

    Ok, Mr. Valentino, sir, your face is a color that crayola refuses to consider a color. Please consider that.

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  36. I don't know who Nicholas Sparks is and probably don't want to know...but was that a freudian slip or what?

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  37. I wish they wouldn't invite so many singers who nobody will just make this look like a tacky joke in 10 years. Justin Bieber and Jo-Bros? come on! I cannot stop laughing seeing Vince Vaughn singing alongside Babs.


    JGL of course! Topher is a dweeb and a half.

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