Thursday, February 25, 2010

Popbitch Blind Item

"A strange and sordid rumour has been going around Soho that which wholesome, well-fed
and happily married TV star picked up a cute young gay so that he could piss on
him in the bathtub. Careful now, loose lips (and tongues) sink ships!"

30 comments:

  1. Well-fed & Soho = overweight star in NY...hmm.

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  2. Does Ferris Bueller have a tv show now? I know he is tubby and lives somewhere in NYC but I don't get the tongue reference.

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  3. Noth lives in NY still, right?

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  4. er, Matthew Broderick. Couldn't think of his name.

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  5. Well Fed and living in NYC's Soho would be James Gandolfini

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  6. But Gandolfini is NOT wholesome!

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  7. Is it not gonna be London's Soho (not NYC's SoHo) as it's Popbitch?

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  8. ooo I like the Kevin James guess

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  9. I thought about that too, isn't this London's Soho?

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  10. Oh, I'm so ignorant. I didn't even know there is a London Soho.

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  11. Sounds liks Jamie Oliver to me (don't know if he's known in the States, he's a TV chef with a rather dribbly reputation and a lisp- http://www.jamieoliver.com/)


    Plus he was mentioned later on in the Popbitch mailout.

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  12. My bad - didn't know Popbitch was from the UK - mostly definitely London then, and I think Oliver (who I love) is a great guess.

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  13. richard dreyfuss ?

    i was going to say Ricky Gervais , but he's not married.

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  14. oh my god, if this is jamie oliver it would be huge huge HUGE! I have never heard anything like this about him before... woooooow

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  15. my first thought was Jamie Oliver especially with the loose lips n tongue comment yeuch!!!!

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  16. I can't really think of who else fits the description and clues - the later mention in the mail out confirmed it for me...

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  17. Jamie Oliver - loose tongue. The man has a ferocious lisp.

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  18. Golden showers for everyone!

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  19. wow, we're posting Popbitch now? haven't most of their BI been disputed?

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  20. Never heard of PopBitch before, so didn't know it was London. Oops!

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  21. Wow I used to love Jamie Oliver, but haven't seen him on TV for a while....

    I'm going to go with everyone else and guess Jamie!!

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  22. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soho

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoHo

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popbitch

    Popbitch is a British pixelrag. Soho is in London. The description "wholesome, well-fed and happily married TV star..." coupled with "loose lips (and tongues)" are strongly suggestive of the self-declared "Minister of Food".

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  23. I find it interesting that at the start of the blind it pretty much writes it of as a "rumour" (BTW rumour with the U in it means British or possibly Canadian)

    So basically all this site is posting is something that someone said with absolutely no verification whatsoever and no way for the victim of the "rumour" to defend himself. He can't sue since his name wasn't mentioned, and since the piece is qualified as a "rumour" even if he did sue, he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

    It reminds me of the gerbil rumor of a certain actor from years ago that he still can't shake even though it was completely untrue yet people believed despite the fact that it was so outrageous and physically impossible.

    Someone has it in for this guy and is spreading lies I believe.

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  24. @ linnea

    There was another blind this week that had clues indicating JO and surprising behaviour.

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  25. my mind is just being blown here. do you remember what that blind was about?

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  26. Had to go searching but ...

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/02/daily-mirror-blind-item_17.html

    Which star lined up a megaboobed babe to b**k with at every record label bash?

    The cheeky fella obviously wants to have his cake and eat it...


    For added interest look what you can buy at Argos.

    http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/8013594/c_1/1%7Ccategory_root%7CKitchen+and+laundry%7C14418476/c_2/3%7Ccat_15701295%7CTableware%7C14418523.htm

    I didn't post at the time as it seemed just so unlikely. But now? Well, that's two in ten days.

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  27. alright, i could see that, but why would he be at the record label bashes?

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  28. 'cos he's a celebrity. 'cos the distinctions between different media segments are diminishing each day. 'cos he's known to be passionate about music. 'cos he used to be in a band?

    http://www.jamies-music.com/

    What I didn't know until a few minutes ago was that his Fifteen foundation used to be called Cheeky Chops.

    I'm still not convinced myself. It seems *so* unlikely. But then don't a lot of these at first?

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  29. yep. i mean, that tiger blind, i think we all guess him but it was just too crazy to be true...

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