Michael Lohan is bringing his mesh shirts to Los Angeles. Probably wanting to be closer to his fantasy girl also known as his daughter. Anyway, because Michael doesn't just hook up the family truckster to a U-Haul and move, we might all have to watch his move as part of a reality show. His idea is to get a bunch of "celebrities" and have them all take a bus across the country. Of course Michael and his girlfriend Kate Major will be leading all of this so I'm not sure what kind of celebrities will want to be a part of this, but Michael says he has a camera crew and that everyone will want to buy it when he is finished.
“We’re calling the show, Crossing Borders, because not only will we be crossing physical borders as we go state to state, but moral borders as well."
“As each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person, viewers will see that we all try to do our best to walk the walk, but sometimes cross the borders of what is right and wrong."
Such as wanting strippers who look like your daughter.
Wait, he's dating Kate Majors?
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused ...
Yeah, what NotOprah said...since when is he with Kate Major? That is a serious concentration of famewhore in one couple.
ReplyDeleteIsn't telling us he is taping it kind of redundant?
ReplyDeleteMust make immediate trip to the porcelain god.
ReplyDeleteis he pointing at her ass?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see him in that stupid shirt he looks very gay to me.
ReplyDeletehe is so gross, LOL. honestly, does he get dressed, look in the mirror, try to flex his biceps, AND TRULY THINK HE LOOKS GOOD? it cracks me up. what a d-bag.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan, you are not a celebrity!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yea, I thought Kate Major was the one he had all the assault charges with?
Michael Lohan always claims to have all these projects up his sleeve that don't end up coming to fruition.
Who does that sound like?
MCH - it's because he doesn't have any sleeves, lol.
ReplyDeleteWhat irks me is that they're crossing moral borders. wtf?
How many states will they have to by-pass because of the various warrants or because the "celebrities" aren't allowed in them?
ReplyDeletebut who is this dude? why do i care?!
ReplyDelete@ pomme
ReplyDeleteHe's Lindsey Lohan's dad. But I ditto...why do I care?
He is just hilarious, and not in a good way. Love the way he thinks he's such a stud, when in fact he looks like an old man with flabby grandma arms.
ReplyDeleteHe's not famous. Can we ban him? And anyone who slept with a Gosselin?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should call Border Patrol and make sure they check if he is legal in the States LOL.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Shakey
ReplyDeleteEw, he's dating that Kate Major chick? I swear, if she starts talking publicly about his peen as well... BARF.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel badly for her at all, but with a Dad like him (and White Oprah- not even going to start on her) is it really any wonder that Lindsay turned out the way she did?
eeep. men that flabby really shouldn't wear tanks.
ReplyDeletesigh.
poor lindsay. seriously.
Ugh. So she's dated Jon Gosselin and La Lohan's father. Who the hell is she turning down?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have to say that I do appreciate these scumbags keeping their dating limited to a small circle -- please don't infect us other folks, thanks.
I just wonder if Mike is 'cocky" enough for Kate????
ReplyDeleteBut, I guess after Jon, any man looks good.
Hmmm someone needs to explain to Felon Lohan that he's a parasite on his daughter's back, you know the one who supported the family while his was in and out of prison during her childhood. That's not a celebrity, his only source of income is Radar.com which I've given up on because it's the only source that gives meth balls a voice and an income. Let's hope there is a nice fiery crash and all the participants are hosed down the gutter never to be heard from again...
ReplyDeleteOh my god, what kind of "celebrities" would agree to do such a show?
ReplyDeleteLet's see...
Stephan Baldwin, most definately
Carnie Wilson would probably be interested, or even that other Wilson Phillips chick who was on an episode of Nanny 911 (and they didn't even make it a "celebrity" edition)
A singer who hasn't been around in 10 years, someone like a Vitamin C or the guy who sang Mambo #5
Maybe some former talk show hosts (but not recognizable ones like Sally Jesse or Jenny Jones, I'm talking about ones like Rolanda or Tempest Bledsoe)