Jon Voight Spills About His Reunion With Angelina
When I saw that Jon Voight had spoken to Radar Online about his reunion with Angelina Jolie and his grand children, I thought for sure he had blown it again. The guy loves publicity and talking about his kid almost as much as Michael Lohan. Then, I read the interview and decided that it was perfectly tame and Angelina couldn't really get upset about it unless she told him to shut it.
Then, knowing how many of you love a good conspiracy I read it while looking for hidden clues. Jon Voight is a talker and I couldn't believe he made it through an entire interview without saying anything wrong. So, then I thought to myself the only way he would not go off course is if someone told him exactly what to say. He doesn't talk very long, but in about six sentences he manages to get in three Brad and Angelina are great together references. That seems like a lot considering this was supposed to be about Jon and his grand kids and his reunion with Angelina. Lets read it and count them together shall we?
"It was just wonderful to spend time with Angelina and Brad and the children.(1) I've been waiting so long to hug my grandchildren and it was amazing, they are the most beautiful, loving kids you could imagine and I'm not just saying that because I'm their grandfather, they really are something special."
"Angelina and Brad are so happy together and they are the most amazing, loving parents I've ever seen. (2) It truly moved me to see how Angie is as a mom, I am so proud of her - she has so much love to give and to share with the children and with Brad." (3)
Lets total that up. Four sentences and three mentions that Brad and Angelina are great together while the proud grandfather only devotes one mention to the grandchildren. Interesting. Oh, and zero mentions if Angelina and her brother are having sex or if she is shooting up. I guess that will have to wait until he needs some money.
I am so sick to death of these two that I usually comment on ANYTHING in Ent's post BUT them. So here we go...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of conspiracy theories, want to hear one for the smurfs?
The smurfs are communist b/c 1) they live in a commune with everyone relegated to one specific job. 2) The leader is papa smurf, Karl Marx is called the father of communism.(papa=father)3) Papa smurf wears a red hat, red being the colour of communism. And finally, 4)smurf is really an acronym for Single Man Under Red Father.
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what...all that yapping and not a single shoutout to 'shakira'?!
ReplyDeleteEnty I totally agree with you. I believe Jolie and Pitt are pulling out all of the stops to refute the break up stories.
ReplyDeleteSomehow we've managed NOT to see the entire happy family for months and now we are getting daily dosages of the twins, grandpa, the others, the conversational piece haircut etc.
It is not a coincidence and yes if they wanted to could definitely stay under the radar.
Haaa! You crack me up, Enty!
ReplyDelete"...zero mentions if AJ and her bro are having sex or if she's shooting up." Priceless.
Oh Enty, I'm happy again. Sometimes it seems like the whole world has fallen for Jolie's PR, and then there's CDAN.
ReplyDeleteLOL - I almost heard a bell ring every time I saw one of your numbers at the reference.
ReplyDeleteI hope that this is one couple I never hear complain about the paparazzi.
OR he's just trying to get back into her good graces the best way he knows how. I dunno - you may have gone a bit too far with the conspiracy stuff this time, Ent.
ReplyDeleteI READ ANOTHER BLIND ON GOSSIP BOY 2/23....SAID TO BE ABOUT JEN/BRAD/GEORGE & ANGIE.......IF IT'S TRUE IT EXPLAINS A LOT....AND OH BOY DID JEN GET SHAFTED IN THE PR BLITZ.
ReplyDeleteBRAD AND ANGIE ARE THE MASTERS, AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
I'm not buying it Ent, sorry :(
ReplyDeleteBrangeline is definitely a brand that brings in lots of $$, to dismantle that would be unwise...hence all the pictures of late...
ReplyDeleteOy. Okay, I'm now convinced that this entire thing is a maneuvered campaign.
ReplyDeleteVoight's not dying, this is all a carefully crafted publicity campaign to show us how much Brangelina love one another and all these breakup rumors are just so much BS.
My freaking God.
Who the hell cares?
Go shtup who you want, just don't hurt the kids.
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S ODD THAT SHE'S PUMPING OUT FILM AFTER FILM AND HE SEEMS TO BE TRAILING ALONG....?
ReplyDeleteInteresting theory on the Smurfs. Haven't heard that one.
ReplyDeleteArent they making a smurf movie? Maybe it will adress this pressing issue
ReplyDeleteyes, sue ellen, i was communist when i was 6, you got me! it's just toys.
ReplyDeleteas for Angelina...SPIN SPIN SPIN and if you think otherwise,you a damn fool.
Yeah, Sue Ellen M. lost me on the Smurfs thing...
ReplyDeleteI didn't say I believed it, it's just something I heard that is more interesting than these two.
ReplyDeleteWho cares, it's just a dumb conspiracy theory about the smurfs.
Bingo, ENT. I wonder if Voight was even interviewed or if the PR team just emailed over Voight's scripted words so as to not redouble the typing involved.
ReplyDeleteWhere is James Haven anyway?
ReplyDeleteI think that the next PR move should be Ang and Aniston having lunch together at the Ivy.
LOL @ Sue Ellen. That's a pretty good one I've never heard of before!
ReplyDeleteIf she got pissed off at him for opening his mouth before, I would think he would NEVER speak to the press again. But I think Enty is right. Very well articulated. I think its FAKE! :)
Ange probably gave daddy a script to memorize for all future interviews
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When I read this kind of story, it makes me wonder why anyone would want to be famous. What a pain in the arse your life must be, having to manipulate every little thing you say and do to craft your image. Bleh. It makes me sleepy just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteOh, I gotcha re: the Smurfs. Thanks for the clarification. Whew--I woke up hungover as hell and thought I still was in a brain fog over here :)
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