Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Jesus Parts Ways With Madonna


I wish I could get excited about this story. I'm sure lots of you get excited about Madonna and Jesus, but I don't. Like most children, Jesus decided that he and mom Madonna didn't have anything in common and that he needed to go out on his own. In other words he broke up with her. Who cares? I didn't even know they were still going out. The only thing this relationship was good for was trying to turn every story into some biblical joke. Did anyone think they were going to get married? Last I checked there were about 30 sites all talking about this breakup. Meh. Call me when he starts dating Lourdes.


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23 comments:

  1. __-__=__12:23 PM

    Jesus is available! I am excited!!

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  2. sunnyside121312:27 PM

    He just is too old for vadge. She is visiting junior highs looking for a replacement.

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  3. selenakyle12:29 PM

    Hah! "Call me when he starts dating Lourdes."

    You crack me up, Enty!

    He was prolly pissed that A-Rod is still sniffing around.

    Or his contract was up.

    I mean, I'm surprised she kept him around as long as she did, considering (IIRC) she had to send him home from--what was it?--last year's VF Oscar party for "flirting."

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  4. RocketQueen12:31 PM

    Agreed, Enty.
    Those rumours about a month ago that they were considering marriage were absolutely ridiculous.

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  5. lmnop12312:39 PM

    Me thinks Jesus' contract expired. Well Madonna there's always old faithful, A-Rod.

    I think she and K. Hudson found their match in A-Rod. He doesn't give a damn any more than they do.

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  6. amanda rae12:40 PM

    Wow, and I thought they'd last forever. *Snort* I guess Jesus got tired of babysitting Grandma...LOL.

    As for Lourdes, she is gorgeous and I bet that will cause trouble. Madonna does not seem like the type of mother who would be happy to have a beautiful daughter, she seems like she would be jealous and angry, and worried that Lourdes will steal her thunder. Poor Lourdes, I cannot imagine having a mother like Madonna. I can't wait for the inevitable tell-all book....

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  7. Linnea12:44 PM

    i just dont find him that attractive! i am glad he will be out of the spotlight, and maybe she can grab herself a good looking one

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  8. jax12:45 PM

    OooOooOooh! that would be juicy..jesus and lourdes.

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  9. jax12:46 PM

    (when she is legal)

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  10. Anonymous12:49 PM

    The kid is too skinny and Madonna looks horrible. Wonder who did her plastic surgery cause it does not look that great.

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  11. figgy12:52 PM

    Ever since seeing that picture of Jesus and his weenie wiener, I can't get too excited about him.

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  12. TinselSass12:55 PM

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  13. Sporky1:01 PM

    Bigger allowance DENIED!

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  14. califblondy1:41 PM

    Even young boys can only take so much bullshit. Madonna can't hold on to 'em forever.

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  15. lutefisk1:41 PM

    could be he no longer recognizes her--everytime she shows up she has a different face.

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  16. parissucksliterally1:42 PM

    I think he's ugly. Blech.

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  17. mooshki2:52 PM

    Ooh, burn Lutefisk!

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  18. lutefisk2:55 PM

    Mooshki--I am old enough to remember what she actually looked like, and when she was filming "Who's That Girl" I was about 3 feet away from her. I don't know whose face she has on, but it's not hers.

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  19. ardleighstreet3:25 PM

    Maybe she heard about the
    "stunning" well oiled prosti-dude and thought " What a bargain."

    or

    Maybe he actually told her the home truth, " No matter how tight you make your face, you still have mummy hands that show your age --every freaking year. Have a nice day."

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  20. Pookie4:02 PM

    madonna simply has THE worst taste in men EVER. she loves the fug. on to the next victim...

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  21. nancer4:24 PM

    good for him. and ardleigh, i'd give anything if it ended with him saying that to her. i really despise madonna. i think she's a ridiculous person.

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  22. ellapetal12:27 PM

    @ Pookie I would agree with you about her fug factor five choices except for Guy. I have always had a wee bit of a soft spot for him.

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  23. Janet8:14 PM

    "Call me when he starts dating Lourdes."
    Ewww!

    lutefisk said...
    "I don't know whose face she has on, but it's not hers."
    LOL

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