Jennifer Garner Makes A Dolphin Orgasm
Have you ever had a dog go crazy on your leg? Perhaps you have a dog who enjoys stuffed animals a little more than they should. Well, apparently the same thing holds true for dolphins. Last night Jennifer Garner was on Letterman and talked about the time a dolphin decided her leg was really, really attractive. I'm guessing Ben Affleck couldn't wait for his turn.
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ReplyDeleteSaw this last night. So awkward.
ReplyDeleteShe seemed both overly animated and scripted at the same time.
I loved "Alias", but I'm not a Garner fan.
awww...she's cute. but eeep, lipstick looks a little too harsh under those lights...on the plus side tho, yay, new shoes!
ReplyDeleteugh this woman annoys me.
ReplyDeleteI still think she's the Blind Vice about the female half of a celebrity marriage who has an Adderall addiction. She is sooooo thin. And lately in interviews, she seems all hopped up.
ReplyDeleteI saw her. Yup, she was terrible and looked like she had her lips done and was wearing way too much lipstick. She could be the next Joker in Batman.
ReplyDeleteI never liked her. Always thought her lips have too much botox or whatever it is they used on the lips.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have ever seen an interview with her before. Has she always been annoying?
ReplyDeleteShe and John Lilly would have made a lovely couple. They could have had dolphin threesomes.
ReplyDeleteI loved Alias, but Jennifer has a very strong face that can be hard to take for very long (like more than 5 minutes). Age is not making her more attractive. She also seems extremely enthusiastic about everything, also pretty hard to take. She can go from fine to annoying in under 60 seconds.
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ReplyDeleteWait, didn't Jessica Alba tell this same story?
ReplyDeleteShe needs to put on a few pounds. Her face looks like a caricature of her. She is way to thin now.
ReplyDeleteI loved Alias.
ReplyDeletehaven't had a chance to watch the vid yet, but has anybody read carl hiassen's "native tongue"? i love him. semi-on topic w/ the dolphin sex and all.
ReplyDeletei always liked her, love her dimples, most of her roles.
mr. buns doesn't-- apparently during alias, she was a bitch, according to the drivers, anyway. i've had a hard time visualizing this, she always looks so happy and normal in pix. but i guess they had the same studo van drivers for everybody, and the mister often had the guy that drove the alias bunch.
and yes, she's been losing too much weight. damn it, i LIKE her and ben together. or did.
she reminds me of julia roberts, not hot, no matter how many times the media tells me otherwise.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell was ben thinking?
he's gotta be drinking to live with that.
I think she's adorable but her makeup artist must have been the same one who powdered Nicole Kidman's nose...
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