Last week, Hailey Glassman spouted off about the size of Jon Gosselin's manhood. I believe she used phrases such as smallest she has ever seen and that she often couldn't find it. Well, no guy likes to hear that but he could have been hung like Dirk Diggler and Hailey wasn't going to say nice things about him. Over the weekend, it emerged that Kate Gosselin had a nickname for Jon Gosselin's peen. She called it stubby. Not good at all. Kind of makes you think of one of those eraser tips you put on your pencil. Not exactly flattering. Finally, the tabloids have tracked down Kate Major who said, "I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Wow. The trifecta of women laughing at you about you penis size. It isn't like he deserves people being nice to him at all.
I was eating, but I am no longer hungry.
ReplyDeleteI just ate, and now feel a purge coming on.
ReplyDeleteThis is really disgusting. I'm sorry, Ent, but please no more stories about the size of Jon Gosselin's penis. No one wants to hear that! No matter what, I think there is a threshold that no one should step across and these whores obviously have no problem with it. That is just way too much information for me, and it is really not necessary to tell your story.
ReplyDeleteOh, and by the way Hailey...OK...I will judge you...that outfit is really skanky and looks like you put it together at Walgreen's. Gross!
As if we needed confirmation that the douche was sportin' a teeny. His behavior was proof enough.
ReplyDeleteWalgreen sells clothes now? :)
ReplyDeleteAlthough I have no doubt that what they say is true, the fact is it could not have been a surprise to any of them, and yet they went forward into whatever sort of relationship they had with him. Nary a word about his teenydick until they were finished with him. They need to keep on being silent. Ladies don't kiss and tell.
Syko, did you just call Hailey Glassman and Kate Major "ladies"?
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hah, syko, i agree!
ReplyDeletethey complain and laugh now, but they all licked it, sucked it, and f#$(@ it.
This explains a lot of Kate Gosselins anger issues.
ReplyDeleteher parents must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteI call for a ban on this teeny weeny peeny.
ReplyDeleteYuk! The visual! I thought of those pictures where he is all tanned until you see parts of his body (like his legs or belly) that is much whiter. Need I say more?
ReplyDelete0 - no. :) But they might try acting that way for a change.
ReplyDeletewhat a useless whore. get an education,get a job..get a life.
ReplyDeleteenty,as a man i'm surprised you'd give her more publicity. talking about the size of a man's penis has got to be the lowest class thing a woman can do...and i hope Jon turns around and tells everyone her giner stinks!! same thing.
While I'm glad Jon's getting laughed at by the world, I can't help but recall that all these women rode that eenie weenie for a good long while.
ReplyDeleteWTF IS SHE WEARING???
ReplyDeleteAnd let's call for a moratorium on ol' stubby.
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ReplyDeletehailey and kate major were fighting over that teenie-weenie not long ago. how soon they forget?
ReplyDeletewtf magazine is that? lmao
LOL @ Christine!
ReplyDeleteThis is really just awful, no man deserves to have this said about him publicly...
ReplyDelete...oh wait, yes they do. If they famewhore around as desperately as Jon Gosselin did, this is what happens. WTF did he think would happen? Has he learned nothing from the relentless mockery of his bff Michael Lohan?
Oh, and I could tell he had micropenis just from looking at him. You've heard of Gay Face? Jon has Micro Peen face.
I can't decide what's the best part of Hailey's splendiforous outfit, but I think it might have to be the cocktail ring over the driving gloves.
ReplyDeleteIce Angel, as a loyal Walgreen's customer, I laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteYes, Syko, they DO sell crap exactly like every piece of this outfit.
Her body makeup is really bad and obvious when you enlarge the picture.
I just really enjoy her pose. She looks like she is about to just Give Up And Scratch It Already!!!
ReplyDeleteI just have to laugh at this cover. Did they spend the whole budget on that stupid fake ring? It looks there was nothing left over for clothes, hair and makeup so she had to use her own clothes and do her own hair and makeup.
ReplyDeleteHe's the mayor of Douchachusetts, so I can't bring myself to feel too sorry for him, but...yeah, it is funny (and not necessarily funny ha-ha) that apparently none of them had a problem w/Little Jon until they broke up with his owner, at which point it was fair game. Frankly, I don't think any of the 4 of them come off well at all, and Kate G. the worst--do their kids really need to find out that their mom thinks their dad has microdick? Sheesh...
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere else that Kate called his peen "stubby" I cant help but feel a little sorry for him tho!! Certain things should be kept private!! People will say anything anymore. It's ridiculous!!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine how much stubbier it is now he's gained so much weight?? Hell, you need a two-ton floor jack just to lift his gut out of the way first!
ReplyDeleteAll of them are stupid whores lacking class and shouldn't be given anymore time in the spotlight.
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Again, I'm ashamed of being White when I see folks like these. Hailey Glassman looks like she can climb a tree faster than your cat.
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