It's Unanimous - Jon Gosselin Has A Small Peen
Last week, Hailey Glassman spouted off about the size of Jon Gosselin's manhood. I believe she used phrases such as smallest she has ever seen and that she often couldn't find it. Well, no guy likes to hear that but he could have been hung like Dirk Diggler and Hailey wasn't going to say nice things about him. Over the weekend, it emerged that Kate Gosselin had a nickname for Jon Gosselin's peen. She called it stubby. Not good at all. Kind of makes you think of one of those eraser tips you put on your pencil. Not exactly flattering. Finally, the tabloids have tracked down Kate Major who said, "I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Wow. The trifecta of women laughing at you about you penis size. It isn't like he deserves people being nice to him at all.