I was reading an article Life & Style had written about Kourtney Kardashian and how she had agreed to take Scott back even though I think the guy hates every second he has to spend in the Kardashian circle. My mind was beginning to rot and my eyes were beginning to burn from Kardashianitis when I noticed an ad for the new issue of the magazine. The image is pretty bad, but I love how they have put Brangelina on the top with the twins and such happy news. Then, because you can't have one without the other they have Jennifer Aniston in the corner. If you can't read the headline it says, "Jen's Betrayed. Gerard's caught with other women!" So, at the top you have the happy couple and down below you have the ex-wife who keeps getting hurt and betrayed by men. By the way, how can you get betrayed by someone you are not dating? If the top of the magazine had said Brangelina fighting then the bottom would have said, Jen finds new love. If Brad and Jen ever got back together do you think the tabloids would collectively orgasm? I do, and then two weeks later after they had all run their baby stories about the couple, they would have them fighting and getting ready to split and how Angelina wanted Brad back.
On a side note, I noticed at the top that they have recycled that whole Evan and Nastia dating story. She says they are dating. He says they are not. I say I don't really care.
I think the cover is hilarious, too!!!!
ReplyDeleteI like the Lady Gaga meltdown headline. Does that involve a bucket of water, some monkeys and a pair of red shoes?
ReplyDeletean "emotional family reunion"? damn, i thought they were just hiding those two from the public. what, did they have them locked up in the cellar or something?
ReplyDeleteEvan won't admit they're a couple cause he's really gay and doesn't want his boyfriend to get upset. Truth.
ReplyDeleteIT NEVER STOPS...
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised the twins don't have sandwich boards around their necks exclaiming, "MOMMY AND DADDY ARE STILL TOGETHER!"
ReplyDeleteHAS ANYONE SEEN VIDEO ON THE TWINS...THEY LOOK ODD IN THE STILLS...
ReplyDeleteJen is betrayed that Gerard wouldn't play the lets manipulate the media into thinking we're in love game......
ReplyDeletehahaha, yeah i loved that they had an "emotional reunion" - with the paps?
ReplyDeleteIT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT GOOD OR BAD BUTLER IS HIS OWN MAN...HE MAY BE A PIG, BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A PHONEY.
ReplyDeleteLOL@magazine
ReplyDeletesue ellen,but wouldn't that work against him career wise? if she's trying to be his beard,then he'd go along with it.
ReplyDeletethen again, i dont care either.
@Jax
ReplyDeleteI don't care either, I just think he's gay. I mean, the snakes on his costume? Really?
Maybe they had a few dates and hit the sheets, so she thinks they are dating? Who knows.
That Scott guy seriously creeps me out. I mean, EVERY TIME I look at him - his pose, his expression, his rapey eyes. CREEP.
ReplyDeleteI've got no love for the Kardashians, but that guy's just OFF.
ditto what RQ said
ReplyDeleteWhat if Angelina and Jen wanted each other once in a while? Brad can babysit.
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ReplyDeleteOver this past summer, I ran into him and a few other guys eating at that burger place in the Roosevelt. Anyway, they spent their entire lunch talking about picking up chicks in Miami and simultaneously ruining my lunch with my little brother.
He's a skeeze.
I rest my case :)
ReplyDeleteditto RQ! how is it this guy ping's out creepy-vibe-radar, and not kourtney's? denial?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Shazzzba. There's something a little off with the twins. In pictures, at least.
ReplyDeleteIts funny to me that they can't find SOMETHING else to fixate on besides Brangelina and Jen. Don't the writers get tired of writing the same thing OVER and OVER again?
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