Although not exactly a fine specimen like Deuce Bigelow, Markus is the world's first male hooker, or as the NY Post reporter likes to call him, a prosti-dude. The NY Post paid one of their writers to head out to Nevada and have an encounter with the man who has been working at a brothel for a couple of weeks. Apparently business is slow because the reporter was only his second customer. His first was a 45 year old woman who was "wild as a bug.”
Markus claims that he heals people and would love nothing more to be spanked by a woman dresses as a cop. Good to know if you are ever thinking of getting him a gift. It is a funny article and worth your time. For the record, the reporters swears she didn't have sex with Markus although she did note that he is very well endowed. He can be all yours for just $200.
holy bananas that guy is UGLY
ReplyDelete*LOL @ prosti-dude*
ReplyDeleteAnd also @ "wild as a bug".
He's yours if you want to spank him for $200? Oh I'm sooo excited.
ReplyDeletePssst...If you're well endowed and I'M spending $200 the last thing on my mind is spanking you. With comments like that one it's no wonder he's only had one client.
Ugh!
Good god. I'd rather put that $200 towards a new handbag. You know, something enjoyable as opposed to repulsive.
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ReplyDeleteHe's no Mike Rowe - so I am not sure how he intends on being successful.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is fugly.
ReplyDeleteMy jackrabbit is also well endowed, much prettier, and less expensive.
Is the oil extra or an added bonus? Jeez, he's greasy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if his clients look like Mrs. Roper?
3 words come to mind when I look at that picture: Ab Sti Nence.
ReplyDeleteOh, yuck.
@ Beth. No kidding. I will pass and get a great pair of shoes. (Hi, I am Sunny and I am a shoe addict.)
ReplyDelete@ Syko...I hope your jackrabbit takes batteries.
ReplyDeleteLooks like junior raided Octomom's collogen cabinet. Ew is right. I didn't think there was such a thing as the 'un-horny' button, but prosti-dude has totally pushed it!...and just wtf is "wild as a bug'??? LMAO
ReplyDeleteAmerican Gigalo aka Richard Gere YES!
ReplyDeleteThis dude.. umm NO!
i'd rather take that $200 and go have drinks with these ladies here so we can tear this guy apart after a few.
ReplyDeletemoney well spent.
plus you know he's one month away from gay porn.
"Ooh, baby, I'll do whatever you want.
ReplyDeleteHmm?
OK. I'll turn the lights off first."
I understand that sex didn't occur, but still...this woman got undressed & let this prosti-dude inspect her nether regions for a story??!!
ReplyDeleteWay to be strong, sister! ::eyeroll:
It's nice that the prosti-dude wasn't the only one being exploited...
Hell no.
ReplyDeleteYep, Sunnyside, it's that kind of jackrabbit. :)
ReplyDeletethat guy looks like steve-o's uglier brother. if that's even possible.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm going to pay a man to do something for me, it's going to be laundry.
ReplyDeletebits of moxy, I'm with you.
ReplyDeleteGive me some Mike Rowe anyday ;)
Ew, hell no, I wouldn't touch this dude if his dick was made of diamonds. However, I am a hopeless prude and wouldn't touch 99% of people on this planet with a 10-foot pole, let alone sleep with them, so I'm probably not the best person to ask.
ReplyDeleteI would like to emphatically ditto Mrs. M5's statement. Especially the "holy bananas" part.
ReplyDeleteI feel dirty just looking at him. Yuck.
ReplyDelete@ballyhoo - ITA!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's Steve O :)
That jackrabbit always looked potentially painful to me. I like Mr. Blue sleek and smooth with no complicated parts whirring around all crazy...
ReplyDeleteDoesn't this guy realize that women only need a low-cut top and a night out at the bar for guaranteed sex?
ReplyDeletePlease. Women don't have to pay for sex.
LOL, you guys are hysterical!
ReplyDeletecollective ick,nast.
ReplyDeletejax - lets DO IT! drinks, NOW!
ReplyDeleteballyho -the hilarious thing is, he did pick SteveO as his favorite actor.
Also, if you are going to write about a guy and be as mean as she is about his abilities, then you need to actually sleep with him first. Thats his job, right? She spends the entire mocking him for his vocab and his intelligence, and that is just not right.
Lady, you got naked and let him inspect your junk, just give him a shot at the actual thing he is selling and THEN judge him.
That story made me sad.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is hysterical. Bits of moxy really made my LOL. No Mike Rowe for sure...
ReplyDeleteThat tattoo probably reads, "Rent Boy". No thanks, dude.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL just hilarious. I would have a ball with you guys.
ReplyDeleteOMG that is repulsive.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the dislike button? I'd push it repeatedly.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Steve-O.
ReplyDeletewho'd PAY to have sex with THAT?
ReplyDeletePay for THAT?!
ReplyDeleteNope. No thank you.
It's not my cup of tea, but I gotta tell ya that I have seen many women stay with much uglier guys (even ones with potbellies) who treat them badly, even. Then they tell me the sex is good and that's why they stay.
ReplyDeleteI have one friend in particular who needs to go see this guy before she makes another bad relationship decision just because she's horny.
OMG - it's John Gosselin's little brother!
ReplyDeleteThe "world's first male hooker"? Um, blatant lie. First one to work legally in Nevada, maybe...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't hit that if HE paid ME.
I'd rather put the $200 into buying a netbook or plane tickets to somewhere warmer then Pennsylvania.
ReplyDeleteDAMN GROUNDHOG!
Gross.
ReplyDeleteIt was 500, not 200. Do you even read these things?
ReplyDeletei'm sorry but i just couldn't read past the, "Markus claims that he heals people..." line. omg, that brought on the lols.
ReplyDeleteThat pic made me throw up a little.
ReplyDeleteI'm confused about what "discrepancies" he was looking for. To see if she was a man or had std?
"pronunciate" lol
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ReplyDeleteI have to admit I feel kind of bad for the guy--it's pretty obvious when you read the article that he has some serious psychological issues, and really ought to be in therapy rather than peddling his pecker for profit. He doesn't seem like a bad guy, and he strikes me as just young & naive enough to perhaps actually believe the lines he feeds his clients. Not to mention, if she's only the 6th woman he's "been with" (and not even all the way, although WTF was she thinking, doing this for her job?!? & what was the Post thinking, having her do it?!?), the previous client was #5, and I'm guessing at least 1 or 2 of the others were during his brief stint in porn, well...shouldn't you be a bit more, ahem, experienced before you do something like that for a living?
ReplyDeleteMarkus, bubela...leave the sex business, please. Go back to school, or hell, start working at Starbucks, save your tips and start looking into therapy. You'll be much happier in the long run, I promise.
Lisa (not original) said...If I'm going to pay a man to do something for me, it's going to be laundry.
ReplyDeleteAnd cooking. And a foot massage.
And what Robin the Mad Photographer said. I did RTFA and I agree.
ReplyDeleteLMAO- on the laundry request!
ReplyDeleteHis mouth is gross.
ReplyDeleteBad Fish - he charges $200 for 40 minutes (though something tells me 30 of those involve holding him while he cries...)
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