Gwyneth Talks About Batwings
I don't know what happened to me last week but I forgot to talk about the GOOP newsletter. I think it didn't come to my e0mail or something. This week though it came right away. Just in time for me to focus on my batwing problem. I can honestly say that I have never had bat wings. I imagine they taste a lot like chicken though. Oh, wait. I think she is talking about the skin under your arms. Oh, I got it now. Anyway, Gwyneth must owe Tracy Anderson some money because she gives over her entire newsletter to Tracy in what is really about a ten minute infomercial complete with 5 minutes of watching Tracy swinging her arms. Gwyneth says that she did this everyday for Iron Man and is watching all of Tracy's DVD's while on set right now. Then copied straight from Tracy's website are a bunch of celebrity endorsements of Tracy. I'm just surprised there isn't an 800# to call and a free towel for calling and ordering within the next 15 minutes.
i kind of enjoyed that. i'm sure it's great for your arms---in fact, i'm sure it is. looks exhausting too.
ReplyDeletei know older women in great shape who still have 'batwings.' i've always thought it was more about skin tone than muscles. i bet jane fonda has them too. but hey, no harm in working on your arms, even if it's something goopy recommends.
Is that a song by Madonna?
ReplyDelete(sigh) What would we do without a little GOOP in our lives?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a good workout. And also a bit like a full-body dry heave.
ReplyDeleteI can see why they're called "batwings" - she looks like she's trying to fight off invisible bats.
ReplyDeleteGOOPIE MUST HAVE A LOT OF MONEY INVESTED IN THAT GYM THING WITH TRACY..
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDeleteOne of the great regrets in my life is that I can't post on Goop's site. I'd love to tell her what a humorless twat I think she is. She's smart; she must know that she'd get a lot of snotty messages. Either that, or she doesn't care what other people think.
GOOP or not GOOP, I'm going to try that routine....
ReplyDeleteLOL @Mooshki. Amen.
ReplyDeleteTrouble Bubble: I think it is a song by Keri Hilson.
ReplyDeleteThat routine, although a bit ridiculous looking, looks way more fun than my Sexy Arms dvd hosted by some unknown meathead.
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