Four For Friday
#1 - This C list television actress on a hit cable show is in her 30's. Has not stopped her though from dating a high school senior. Yep. He was a summer intern on a project she was doing and they hit it off. He is 18. I wonder if they will go to prom together.
#2 - This B- list movie actress with A- list name recognition who sometimes dabbles in television has always been a little goofy and has done coke pretty much her entire adult life. She might want to reconsider that doing coke thing before meeting directors though. Our actress went into a meeting with a director, reached out to shake his hand, and her vial dropped from her hand to the floor. She had forgot to put it away after taking a line in her car.
#3 - This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn't care about it anymore.
#4 & 5 - Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren't exactly platonic dates.
4-Hayden
ReplyDelete5-The Boxer (Vladi sp??)
#2...Heather Graham?
ReplyDeleteBad Fish took my #2 guess right out of my mouth...(fingers?)
ReplyDeletederek jeter and minka kelly for 4 & 5??
ReplyDelete2 drew barrymore?
ReplyDeleteDitto Bad Fish and SkittleKitty. My first thought too.
ReplyDelete#1 - January Jones?
ReplyDelete1. Ginnifer Goodwin
ReplyDelete2. Melanie Griffith
3-4. Don't know
#4 Minka Kelly
ReplyDelete#5 Derek Jeter
Daria and emily have 4 & 5. Jeter and Kelly were reportedly engaged. Uh huh.
ReplyDeleteThinking 3 is someone somewhat older. But Clooney isn't B- list!
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ReplyDeletePossibilities for #3 from 1990-this year's Globes(Golden Globe nominees who were never married):
ReplyDeleteI'm not including Oscar winners, because I think that would automatically make them A-list, right?
* Hugh Grant (he should be more than B-list, but with Enty's definitions, since he can no longer open a movie, may qualify)
* Joseph Gordan Levitt
* James Franco
* Ryan Gosling
* Chiwetel Ejiofor
* Kieran Culkin
* Michael Clarke Duncan
* John Cusack
* Joaquin Phoenix
* Stephen Fry
* Edward Norton (is probably A-list though :-\)
Hugh Grant has really bad back problems. That might be a good guess for #3, although I am so sad because he is my imaginary husband.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew Barrymore for number 2 as well. It's the goofy part.
ReplyDeleteMinka Kelly and Derek Jeter were my only guesses for 4 &5.
#1 I don't know
ReplyDelete#2 When someone says goofy I think of Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz
#3 John Cusack
#4 I agree with Hayden and the Boxer
I don't know about Hugh Grant. Unless that whole getting caught with a hooker in Las Vegas thing was just one big publicity stunt...well, actually...darn it...that could have very well just been one big publicity stunt. :\
ReplyDeletebut graham could also fit due to her guess stint on scrubs where she played a goofy-ass psychologist
ReplyDelete"not been able to umm get aroused."
ReplyDeletefyi- ummm you sound like a ummm retard, ummm, grow up, we're not ummm 13yr old girls
1# i don't know and i don't care:go on, young cougar!
ReplyDelete2# heather graham:she was the major guess in another BI on a goofy and coked actress
3# james franco? just because!
4/5# hayden P and her russian boxer
Number 3 is intriguing. Does he make the girlfriends sign a confidentiality agreement too?
ReplyDelete#3 sounds like James Franco
ReplyDeleteno idea for the others!
franco is umm gay
ReplyDelete# 1: January Jones? Maggie Siff (Gemma in Sons of Anarchy)
ReplyDelete#2: Heather Graham is a great guess.
# 4 & 5: why not Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox (even if he's retired)?
#3 John Cusack
ReplyDeletejennifer garner is a total dipshit, she just might be retarded, no way affleck is not cheating on that idiot.
ReplyDeleteanyone see her on letterman..jeeeezasss christ
sandman, you're umm annoying.
ReplyDeleteI like the John Cusack guess for #3.
maggie siff isn't gemma in SOA. she's tara. katie sagal is gemma.
ReplyDeleteAww too bad for No. 3 although great that it doesn't bother him!
ReplyDeleteNo. 4 Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox?
thank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.
ReplyDeletethank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.
ReplyDeletethank you @donutnuthos, my sentiments exactly.
ReplyDeleteDang, I want a prom date. (Any excuse for a new outfit). JK.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, 18 years old? WTH? Just imagine if the blind said 30's MAN and 18 yr. old GIRL?
Gross either way.
#3 I was thinking Hugh Grant for this one. It says the accident was when he was younger and Divine Brown was a long time ago. He never married Elizabeth Hurley and they have remained friends and neighbors for all these years even though he is married and his relationship with Jemima Kahn also ended. He is cranky enough for me to believe it
ReplyDeleteHowever, I'm liking Cusack for this too. He has claimed that no one knows about his relationships because he is so private. Maybe he lives vicariouly through Piven.
....she is married...
ReplyDelete1. Would not be blind if it was an older man/younger woman
ReplyDelete2. I like the Drew guess, but wasn't she doing coke in her young life as well as her adult life?
3. That's sad and I really don't want to even know about that any more I need to know about the size of Jon Gosselin's penis
4. I like the Minka/Jeter guess. He is soooo hot, by the way....love him!
What about Hilary Duff and NHL player Mike Comrie for 4&5?
ReplyDelete@sandman - Perez, is that you? Go away!
ReplyDeleteI thought January Jones for #1 too, because she's the only one who came to mind. Eh, he's legal and will probably learn a thing or two.
#2 - Patricia Arquette?
#3 - James Franco, George Clooney or John Cusack sound good. I'm also leaning towards Cusack.
4 & 5 - I have no idea. I thought of Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush.
There's no way that Mike Comrie could be described as an A-list athlete, not even in Canada.
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones is dating a Capitol Hill staffer in DC. The staffer is a friend of my friend, and he dumped his longtime gf to be with J. Jones :(
ReplyDeletechewi ejifor was in a car accident when he was younger in which his father and two other people died when he went back to nigeria to visit the family. that would fit. for #3.
ReplyDeleteHG & Drew seem good guesses for #2, but I'll throw one more out: Elizabeth Banks, on account of her picture's in the photos. Don't know if she's quite A- list, though.
ReplyDeleteNo way is Drew Barrymore B-. Sorry.
ReplyDelete#3 can't be George Clooney The blind says never married George was married to Talia Balsam for 3 years in the 80's
ReplyDeleteIce Angel said...
ReplyDelete1. Would not be blind if it was an older man/younger woman
THANK YOU! Ugh.
I agree with Jeter & Kelly for the last one, because I think it's safe to say Jeter's an A list athlete, and I'd barely heard of Minka Kelly before she hooked up with him, so dating him has upped her status but maybe it's just that. I don't know, I'm talking out my ass, but hopefully someone knows what I'm saying...LOL
If #3 is Cusack, it would explain a lot.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought for #2 was Juliette Lewis. Both movies and TV, goofy (leaning towards odd), and coke would explain that behavior, no?
ReplyDeleteI really don't know but hasn't Juliette Lewis been open about drug use and says it was in the past? sorry too lazy to investigate...
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ReplyDeletewhat is up with the comments today? hm.
ReplyDeleteyeah, banks or perhaps one of the duffs?
What about Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice as #1?
ReplyDeleteI like Heather Graham for #2, Cusack for #3 and Jeter/Kelly for #4 & 5.
3 cant be:
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant - Aside from AList name recognition...if he couldnt get it up why would he get a hooker?
John Cusack - Maybe...but, again, his name is AList.
Joaquin Phoenix is also AList.
Ed Norton is absolutely AList.
The name thats jumping out to me is James Franco...He seems like hes more interested in school and artistic pursuits than getting laid.
1 - No clue. Like January Jones or Ginnifer Goodwin guess.
2 - Heather Graham seems to fit most...But I wonder if shes actually a Blist actress...
3 - Franco
4&5 - Minka Kelly/Derek Jeter
#3 doesn't specify movie actor so I'm going to guess Wentworth Miller. He was a GG nominee for the first season of Prison Break.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some fans would prefer medically impotent or asexual (another fan guess as to why he isn't seen out with women - or men - very often) to the possibility of homosexuality.
#2 Jennifer Tilly
ReplyDeleteI think the umm umm is a clue - Hugh Grant is famous for his stammering roles
ReplyDeleteI am leaning toward Hugh Grant and the "accident" being, Liz Hurley performing a Lorena Bobbitt on him when she found out about Divine Brown. Maybe the reattachment didn't work out so well.
ReplyDeleteCould # 2 be Lindsay Lohan?
ReplyDelete#3 can be Joaquim Phoenix. He seems kind of troubled and has always striken me as a loner, plus he did have a bad car accident when he was younger.
ReplyDelete#1 - Chloe Sevigny
ReplyDeleteUm could be a clue for #3. Doesn't Hugh Grant say that... like A LOT?
ReplyDelete1. I have no clue, but am liking the Ginnifer Goodwin guess.
ReplyDelete2. Heather Graham came to mind first. She looks like she's done coke forever and she def. has A list name recognition..I thought Drew was more on the up and up. I doubt she's a coke head...She went through it as a child and learned her lesson...
3. As much as I hate to type this.. Joaquin Phoenix fits. Cusack is def. A list, so is Clooney.
4. Either MK/DJ, or ED/RF. They both fit well, exept I really didn't know Minka was an actress. I had to look her up.
Eliza though, would def. be C+/B-
ED/RF FTW!!
#4-5) If you can't think of the A-list athlete's name, then they're not A-list. It has to be Minka/Jeter.
ReplyDelete#2 Megan Fox? I think Jennifer's Body proved she definitely CAN'T open a movie, and she's a complete twit.
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